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Post by David H Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:40 pm

lol!

a Wallace and Gromit carrot!
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Post by Eldorion Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:36 pm

I hadn't even noticed the logo earlier! That's hilarious. lol!
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Post by azriel Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:37 pm

A Teenager is...

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.

A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.

Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.

A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.

A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.

A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.

An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.

A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.

A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.
Just read all this thread & I had to laugh! What started as so serious,(& I should know,having a teenage lad myself!) & ending with Carrots,neeps & spaceships ! Laughing

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:34 pm

What started as so serious,(& I should know,having a teenage lad
myself!) & ending with Carrots,neeps & spaceships ! Laughing- Azriel

Thats Forumshire for you, we start off with a seemingly serious debate but eventually we get to the true heart of things (which for some reason nearly always involves carrots Suspect )

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Post by David H Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:41 pm

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Post by Orwell Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:54 pm

Sometimes I wake up all sweaty and disturbed, fright with images of a rotting spacesip hulk rotting just beyond the hedge of David's rear houseyard... Sad

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Post by Orwell Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:55 pm

azriel wrote:Just read all this thread & I had to laugh! What started as so serious,(& I should know,having a teenage lad myself!) & ending with Carrots,neeps & spaceships ! Laughing

I agree, though am I a little lost about where you found the 'serious' bit.... maybe something leelee said... but otherwise... Shrugging

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Post by azriel Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:00 pm

Good old David doesnt let us down ! Another dubious vegetable. Me thinks hes a secret Frankenstein, experimenting on poor defenseless root species. That "front" of a wholesome farmer isnt fooling anyone. Very Happy

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:05 pm

He is wholseome in much the same way Wholesome Tales are.

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Post by chris63 Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:15 pm

Hands up if Dave should have a veggie thread.

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Post by Eldorion Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:17 pm

I thought that every thread Dave posted in had already become a veggie thread. Laughing (Not that I'm complaining!)
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Post by azriel Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:20 pm

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Id vote for Davids veggie thread !
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Post by Orwell Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:15 am

Don't you realize Teenagers might be reading this thread? Impressionable Teenagers! pale How dreadful... next they'll be taking vegetables to bed with them... Shame! Shame! Shame! Extremely Crabbit

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Post by Mrs Figg Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:37 am

well married women do it all the time. Laughing they are called husbands. Hurr durr
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Post by David H Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:06 am

chris63 wrote:Hands up if Dave should have a veggie thread.

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:carrot: HIGH FIVE CHRIS!!! :carrot:

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Post by Orwell Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:31 am

Mrs Figg wrote:well married women do it all the time. Laughing they are called husbands. Hurr durr

I'm tellin'! Shocked

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Post by chris63 Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:02 pm

Low 5 Dave Very Happy

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Post by Orwell Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:30 pm

David only half shape-shifted? Suspect

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Post by Mrs Figg Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:45 pm

Is that your hairy Hobbit foot Dave? Very Happy
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:46 pm

At least now we know where he goes off to at the full moon.

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Post by Orwell Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:53 pm

Laughing And he reckons he goes off harvesting.... yeah, right... Rolling Eyes ... Bacchanalian Orgies involving gorgeous girlie-carrots more like! Nod

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Post by Norc Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:45 pm

this thread is either thoroughly norced or Orwell has a vegetable-teenager at home.
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Post by halfwise Mon Nov 12, 2012 9:01 pm

Somehow I see Dave as the free-toed type, not the obviously scrunched in shoe type.

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Post by Norc Mon Nov 12, 2012 9:08 pm

{{{ are you sure? }}}
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