Re: Just...................whatever [3]

by azriel Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:03 pm

A snail, a slug and a centipede were spending a day together at the snail's house. It was decided that one of them should go out and get some drinks.

The snail said, "I can't go, it will take me all night." The slug said, "I could go, but if it rains, I haven't got anything to protect me."

With this, they both look at the centipede.

The centipede said, "Okay, okay, I'll go," and he walked out the door.

An hour passed and the centipede wasn't back yet. Another hour and still no sign of him. When another hour passed, the snail and the slug began to worry about the centipede and decided to go look for him.

When they opened the front door, they saw the centipede. They asked, "What are you doing?"

The centipede said, "I'm still putting my shoes on."

by azriel Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:04 pm

A snail comes across a leprechaun in the forest. The leprechaun takes pity on the snail, slithering on its belly, and decides to grant it a wish. The snail can’t believe its luck. ‘I’d like a sports car,’ it says, ‘with a giant golden “S” painted on the doors and bonnet.’ The leprechaun waves his hand, and the car magically appears. The snail is beside itself with excitement and climbs in. It revs the engine up, puts the car into gear and speeds off through the forest. All the other animals gather to watch him career through the trees. ‘Look at that crazy “S” car go.’

by azriel Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:08 pm

has anyone got Elf like ear'oles ?

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by Pettytyrant101 Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:27 pm

‘Look at that crazy “S” car go.’

:facepalm:

by halfwise Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:25 pm

Norc wrote:love is not disgusting.

I've said before that if we weren't stinking high on hormones, sex would be absolutely nauseating. Most people look at me like I've said something wrong, almost as though I've laughed at the Holocaust, but I stand by it.

by David H Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:19 pm

halfwise wrote:

I've said before that if we weren't stinking high on hormones, sex would be absolutely nauseating.

Worst pickup line ever! Nod

by Pettytyrant101 Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:36 pm

by Eldorion Sat Mar 15, 2014 4:44 pm

halfwise wrote:I've said before that if we weren't stinking high on hormones, sex would be absolutely nauseating. Most people look at me like I've said something wrong, almost as though I've laughed at the Holocaust, but I stand by it.

Do you mean that sex is nauseating if you're not horny with lots of extra hormones pumping through your blood, or that sex would be nauseating if humans didn't have any hormones at all? Suspect

by bungobaggins Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:56 pm

by Eldorion Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:10 pm

by Mrs Figg Sat Mar 15, 2014 9:24 pm

But if we didnt have hormones sex wouldnt be an issue because we would be too busy eating cakes and enjoying a good nose picking session in front of the tv. Shrugging