Re: Ally's Very Happy Birthday and Cool Hats Thread

[Mirabella]

A rumour is circulating that Ally is too grown up for Forumshire now and she's talking incessantly about cosmetics and pretty dresses and worrying about what boys think of her and is changing her name by Deed Poll to Susan. [sigh].

[Little Loki Panic]

I've heard she has been seen around Needlehole with a much much older hobbit - a transvestite in fact. It was all quite innocent. They were off to the local bookshop - apparently to buy a book on the wildlife of the North Farthing.

[Mirabella]

Was that a scowling disreputable looking chap with very hairy legs and a peculiar apparatus at his forefront?  

[Little Loki Panic]

That's him!

[Mirabella]

That was a Scotshobbit, you idiot!

[Orwell]

Boom! Boom!  

[janesmith]

Now now - we mustn't start the party until she gets here.

[odo banks]

I've heard she's got serious trouble with her IRL. Perhaps she's at the hospital?

[janesmith]

Sad on her birthday of all days --- sad any time, I guess.

[Biffo Banks]

Wotz un IRL?  

[odo banks]

I hear it's a girl with quarter of her missing.

[janesmith]

Now - let's not start gossiping and imagining things that may or may not be true.

[Orwell]

It must be the 'G'. That would be quarter of her. That's if she's really a girl. I've always wondered about that.

[janesmith]

There you go. I did say we shouldn't start to gossip. I'm sure she's a girl. A young woman in fact. And a lovely young woman at that - if slightly esoteric and peculiar. Let's face it, Orwell, most folk are peculiar in Forumshire - though not queer like the Bree-landers. It must be the water here. It's said - by wiser heads (apparently) - that the water here makes you Narcissistic. Especially if you both reflect yourself upon it and drink it.

[odo banks]

It must be this Thread. I swear things are getting a bit too esoteric for my liking.

[Porgy Bunk-Banks]

I'm not sure this Party can really take off without the Party Girl.

[Biffo Banks]

Doen yu men Pardy Url?  

[Orwell]

Boom! Boom!  

[Mrs Figg]

whats an IRL?  

[odo banks]

It's a GIRL who has lost her 'G' by all accounts.

[Orwell]

Which prompts some interesting pictures in my mind.  

[Biffo Banks]

Bum! Bum!  

[Mrs Figg]

NotP ???  

[Orwell]

Hey! May explain that recent sighting in Needlehole, Mrs Figg. Petty has been interviewing Ally so he can pass her life story onto the NotP so they can do a Feature Article.  

[Pettytyrant101]

Sorry its later than advertised, you know that bit where they told me not to get too drunk? um, well.......