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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:48 am

Happy birthday Chris and all the best! cheers Hope you have a great day full of drunken pleasant suprises affraid Very Happy and more drunken

I hear that later today there will be a birthday edition of NotP along containing the true story of how you became a Newshound. Nod

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Post by Eldorion Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:19 am

Happy birthday, Chris! I suppose it's already the 26th in Australia. Smile Here's to a wonderful day; I hope you enjoy it!

I'm also looking forward to the NotP later. Very Happy
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Post by MeikoElektra Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:46 am

Happy Birthday, fellow Aussie! Being Australian I'm sure that'll mean a lot of beer will be consumed and everyone will be very happy and drunken which is pretty much mandatory.
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Post by chris63 Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:05 am

Thanks guy's, off out for dinner as we speak. Hope they have mushy peas at the chippy Very Happy
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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:08 am

Happy Birthday Chris I hope you got your mushy peas alien
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Post by Ally Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:09 pm

Early one morning the sun was shining
and I was talking to Chris
talking about cheese and hobbits
and throwing at Odo fish ((( Laughing)))

Next morn he was going undercover
sure was going to be tough
They never did like our homemade thoughts
and our cloaks of invisibility never long enough

We were attacked, and Chris lost his way
"Please return him to us!" we would always pray Crying or Very sad
and Hallelujah!, one stormy night he returned
so we threw a party- one that he had earned! cheers

So now he's here back again
posting so much news somehow
All the things we thought we knew
are just factually incorrect now! scratch study
Some things about dancing rabbits
chewing on walruses teeth with chives
I don't know how this rumour even started
I guess its how some run their lives! Rolling Eyes

But as for Chris, he's back on the road
Headin' for another scoop
We always thought his finds were bliss
No one could ever replace HIM
Tangled up With Chris!


"The Ballad of Chris63 by Bobe Dalan"


(((Shut up you, it's the thought that counts! Razz )))

Happy Birthday Chris xx Have a lovely day!! HOPE YOU GET YOUR MUSHY PEAS TOO (even though they are foul IMO! Very Happy)


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Post by David H Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:22 pm

How can I follow that?????

Happy Birthday Chris!

:carrot: .Cheerleader.. :carrot:.. Cheerleader. :carrot:
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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:00 pm

yeah mushy peas are repulsive. No they are radioactive fungus coloured and turn your chips green, yuck.

fab channelin Ally, Wisey will be proud. Razz
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Post by Tinuviel Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:42 pm

Happy Belated Birthday Chris!!!!! We're almost twins, you and I. My Birthday is tomorrow! Cheerleader

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:21 pm

You mean I have to make another delivery tomorrow?! Mad

Just as well I've already drank all your buckie (did I say that outloud or just think it?). drunken

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Post by Mrs Figg Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:59 pm

cheers thats a good edition.

where is Wisey anyway? Shocked

so if its not coronation music what is it?

see being a Time Lord means I can go back in time and edit my posts willynilly Laughing


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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:07 pm

Not quite his coronation music or else I missed a scene mrs Figg.
And dont go dragging me into this- I just deliver the thing, and underpayed in buckie I am for that too. Mad
From the drunken ramblings of the editor I gather they spent most of the money on buckie and nachos and the Channeler they hired never got further than looking at Chris' avatar. Still its the thought that counts, worryingly.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:31 pm

I insist you stop that behaviour at once Mrs Figg- Time travel within a thread is not only prohibited its dangerous! What if you stepped on a metaphor back then- we could suddenly find Eldo in the here and now was a huge lizard thing with bloodied wisdom teeth for horns, and then where would we be? Mad

And the 'channeling' is the lyrics to the French love (and sex-well they are French) song Je t'aime moi non plus channeled into Quenya. So its claimed at any rate. I only speak Scots (drunken and extremly drunken) and I doubt anyone in the NotP offices did any research so who knows?

Here's an english translation. I've put it in spoilers because, well because its French. You have been warned. Shocked Mad

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Post by Eldorion Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:15 am

The Happy Birthday Chris63 Thread! AUv3P

I expected nothing less than the NotP's usual level of quality, but I didn't think to find a commentary on gender issues in the midst of Chris' birthday thread. I guess his avatar has confused more people than previously let on. Laughing Thanks for the paper, Petty, and happy birthday again, Chris! Very Happy
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Post by chris63 Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:46 am

Thanx again guys n girls your awesome cheers cheers
Are you sure you can't get that paper delivered patty its always an enjoyable read Very Happy

Allas no mushy peas. Had chicken spurmanty and a bottle of red drunken
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Post by Norc Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:31 pm

gratlere!
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Post by Wisey Banks Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:18 am

Why is it we hate Chris63
but pretend to be so nice?
it's because we feel so sorry
for his pitiful patient wife

oh how loyal she is
as loyal as a beagle --
(tho we should ask what kind of gal
would wed a fan of Weagles? Shocked)

nonetheless, we must be nice -
even to a Western 'obbit -
'obbit of sand and drying wind,
with best friends with names like
Wobert!

Seventy two years old today
is that what I heard?
Or did I just then make it up? Suspect ---
Well anyhow then, a kindly word:

Happy Birthday Chris63
(tho you probably don't deserve it Mad )
Happy be your 'lectric guitar -
and don't forget to reverb it!
Nod

Traditional Eastern Ozhobbitan Birthday Song for Western Ozhobbits (just change name to fit cyclops )

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Post by Mrs Figg Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:08 pm

I am not sure that was very Birthdayish Wisey Shocked
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:27 pm

I am assuming this is one of those OZ-hobbit cultural things Mrs Figg where the joshing is well meant {{I hope! Shocked }} on the otherhand Channeliing does have its risks. Nod

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Post by Mrs Figg Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:29 pm

yes it is a walk on the wild side with Wisey. Shocked
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Post by Mrs Figg Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:42 pm

oh Wisey Wisey
your orrid to Chris
if I didnt know better
Id think you were
takin the piss

you Ozhobbits are odd
with your joshin n jokin
givin each other
a jolly good pokin

with corks on the hat
and a sleevless top
crimes against style
call the Fashion Cop

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:57 pm

Quality channeling Mrs Figg. Of the very highest. Nod

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Post by Wisey Banks Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:57 pm

What! I give a Western Ozhobbit
a bit of what all
Western Ozhobbit's deserve -
then get treated with disdain?
Mrs Figg!
What a nerve!!!
Evil or Very Mad

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Post by chris63 Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:56 am

I expect a bit of grief from Odo, but not Wisey. Its a bit like Britain the northerners dislike the southerners.
Over here West Australia makes all the money, but the eastern states take it all .
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:59 am

Are you saying Orwell and indeed the Banks clan all live in the east and are therefore, more or less, English! Evil or Very Mad I bloody well knew it!!

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