Ally's Very Happy Birthday and Cool Hats Thread

[Pettytyrant101]

 Happy Birthday Ally! 

Have a wonderful day, wear an especially fine birthday hat and dont get forget to get completely pissed  

NotP to follow!

[Mrs Figg]

Happy Birthday ALLY   

[Ringdrotten]

Happy birthday, Ally

[Norc]

  Happy birthday 

[Tinuviel]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[Lancebloke]

Happy Birthday Ally

[Pettytyrant101]

Um that reminds me, there is a birthday NotP, but as its Ally's birthday it is, much like the birthday girl herself, fashionably late!

[Mrs Figg]

  get on with it. stop teazing us.

[Pettytyrant101]

Im not at the printers until later this evening, Ive been told to be on stand by (ie not too drunk) 9 o clockish (GMT) to make the delivery.

[Lancebloke]

Where is this NotP thing I keep hearing about?

[Mrs Figg]

its disappeared like Scotch Mist.

[Pettytyrant101]

They have indeed been somewhat erratic of late, since their buckie fire disaster, but then where's the birthday girl anyway?  
Too cool for her own birthday thread I reckon. Probably got a new hat or something

[odo banks]

My goodness, I don't recall getting an invitation to the party. Maybe she's not having one.

[Orwell]

I bet she's having an outrageously exciting party and is too embarrassed to invite any of us because all of us are so dowdy and boring and we'll embarrass her in front of her cool friends, even of their not anywhere as netrospecial as we are...

[Porgy Bunk-Banks]

I bet there will be all sorts of spicy sausages and delicious melons.  

[janesmith]

Some say 'esoteric' but I think 'aloof' might be the word.  

[Mirabella]

I guess we won't have to buy her a present. Look at the bright side.

[Biffo Banks]

Occordion too hobart trudeshon, shee shud bee givin uz prezzantz!

[Amarië]

Party's at Amarieco, obviously.  

Happy birthday, Ally! You awesome, awesome woman, you!
   

[Little Loki Panic]

 Someone should put a very heart felt critical rhyme together!

[Wisey Banks]

Oh where oh where?
No matter where
I stare
she's not anywhere

Amarieco? - oh pooh -
if anyone knew
what they do (there)
they would never goo (there)

Where oh whirly whirl?
Is that girl?
With a Little curl
right in the midle
of her designer pearls?

Has she gone to Peru?
Is her long hair imbued
with glue
and stuck to
the loo?

Is she in France
with Lance
having a prance
(Lance may call it a dance!)

Is she having it secret?
All sugary sweetness?
With balloons
and macaroons
and lots elves
in her room?

With her cooler friends,
John, Bess and Ben,
And Sally, Joy, Pete,
and Sam and another friend
whose name rhymes
with Ben?

I bet she's having fun
but none
with her Forumshire
pals -
oh how
we whimper
and howl -
that self-centred cow!

Oh I didn't mean it!
I hope she aint seen it!
Because we love her so.
She' our Queen Kit
(short for Queen Kitty)

Miaow miaw miaow
She's our little Whelsh pussy,
Miaow miaw miaow,
She's our shy young woosie,
Miaow miaow miaow.

Oh Ally come home,
Oh why do you roam?
I hope you're not on the throne
on the phone -
Your Mother does hate that!

You're always on the thing,
Talking to Steven King,
And Oliver Twist,
And Frodo Baggins (a bit)

Oh young woman
(Yes, you're all big now
a young esoteric woman!)

Come out,
Our own sweet perriwinkle -
(Maybe she's come out with a pimple?
A really big one
that wouldn't be fun!
Not on your birthday it wouldn't -
Oh poor thing!)

If your pimple is too enormous
To come out and adorn us
At least drop us a line -
A short line will be fine! -
Because we miss you like crazy -
Even Orwell
though he'd never admit it -

And if you can hear us -
Happy Birthday Allly
(I don't think you're at all smelly).

Percy Bysse Shelley from "What I should have wrote, but never quite did."  

Channelled by
Wisey Banks

[Amarië]

CAKE TIME!!!

[Orwell]

I hope she's not drownded. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Not even Ally.  

[Eldorion]

Happy birthday, Ally!  I know from our (unfortunately too brief) conversations that you've got some stuff going on IRL, but I hope that things are getting better for you, or if not that they will soon.  I really miss you posting as much on here both because I think your contributions are an invaluable part of the Forumshire experience and also because I really enjoy your presence.  I really appreciate you having been there to listen to me in the recent past; you might not have realized it but you were a big help to me. Best wishes and best of luck for the future!

[Orwell]

Happy birthday, Ally!  I know from our (unfortunately too brief) conversations that you've got some stuff going on GIRL, but I hope that things are getting better for you, or if not that they will soon.  I really miss you posting as much on here both because I think your contributions are an invaluable part of the Forumshire experience and also because I really enjoy your presence.  I really appreciate you having been there to listen to me in the recent past; you might not have realized it but you were a big help to me.  Best wishes and best of luck for the future!