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Post by Eldorion Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:59 pm

Nailing someone is another way of saying you had sex with them. Wink
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Post by Eldorion Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:59 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Shocked   (Id be less worried about Norc geting it Eldo than Mrs Figg!)

{{{Good point. You might want to start running now, Petty! pale }}}
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Post by azriel Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:59 pm

Oh dear,...... nailing someone means......giving them one.....sex......

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Post by Ally Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:00 pm

LOL

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Post by Norc Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:02 pm

jeeesus, u guys have a vocabular at the size of a teaspoon... jesus.. IT CAN ALSO MEAN GETTING SOMETHING JUST RIGHT!



god... i need to use more delicate language.. *cultural differences* ...
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Post by Norc Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:03 pm

Eldorion wrote:
Pettytyrant101 wrote:Shocked   (Id be less worried about Norc geting it Eldo than Mrs Figg!)

{{{Good point.  You might want to start running now, Petty! pale}}}



 WHAT IN THE NAME OF SATAN DO U MEAN BY THAT?!
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Post by Eldorion Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:03 pm

I hope you at least used lube on Petty. Very Happy
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Post by Lancebloke Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:03 pm

Whoever suggested making me spill ribena out of my nose (think it was petty Mad )... what did I ever do to you? Moron!

The pics of the Figg-McTyrant wedding is sweet.
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Post by Norc Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:05 pm

Eldorion wrote:I hope you at least used lube on Petty. Very Happy

if i think u mean what i think u mean that u deserve a kick up yer arsehole so hard yer ears start singing "god bless america"...
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Post by David H Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:05 pm

Norc wrote:jeeesus, u guys have a vocabular at the size of a teaspoon... jesus..

No, just 10,000 words for sex.Twisted Evil 
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Post by Norc Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:07 pm

and i got 20 000 conotations used in daily life connected to sex. but like. no one really knows. ¨

e.g.
"fette bra" means "really good" and it's jused bt everyone expect people 50+ and 7-. "fette" comes from "fetta/fitta" which means cunt. not a nice name for it. "fetta" has a more negative meaning.
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Post by Mrs Figg Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:09 pm

Norc wrote:

he hee thats great. cheers 
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Post by Eldorion Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:09 pm

Norc wrote:
Eldorion wrote:I hope you at least used lube on Petty. Very Happy

if i think u mean what i think u mean that u deserve a kick up yer arsehole so hard yer ears start singing "god bless america"...

*bites tongue* Very Happy
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Post by Mrs Figg Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:10 pm

Norc wrote:
Eldorion wrote:I hope you at least used lube on Petty. Very Happy

if i think u mean what i think u mean that u deserve a kick up yer arsehole so hard yer ears start singing "god bless america"...

damn straight. you tell him Norc! Very Happy 
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Post by Norc Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:11 pm

yeah, good decision.
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Post by Lancebloke Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:17 pm

I think he was suggesting you used a strap on which may have been sore for petty without some lube.

well, that is assuming he isnt used to it with figgy... Shrugging 
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:20 pm

Evil or Very Mad She's young enough to be my daughter! Evil or Very Mad 

Like my buckie I prefer my wimmin with a bit of body and maturity about them- you know like Figgs (who has loads of body to her)

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Post by Lancebloke Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:25 pm

No need to shout at me! Was just clarifying for eldo. Seemed like he couldnt get his words out... not sure why.
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Post by Lancebloke Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:26 pm

Also... didnt think age was a bother. Just gender... and even then....
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:29 pm

The problem with younger ladies as partners Lance is the only conversation worth having with them after the deed is 'thats your taxi arrived'.

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Post by Norc Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:29 pm

yeah, Lance, i am fucking 18! barely legal, jesus.. get your shit together.
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Post by Mrs Figg Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:31 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Evil or Very Mad She's young enough to be my daughter! Evil or Very Mad 

Like my buckie I prefer my wimmin with a bit of body and maturity about them- you know like Figgs (who has loads of body to her)

just you wait!!! Evil or Very Mad 
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:33 pm

Now what have I done? - that was a compliment (mainly)

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Post by Mrs Figg Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:37 pm

Wave  wave bye bye

Moon  to this

cos its grass



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Post by Lancebloke Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:38 pm

But still legal nora.




and dont call me jesus.
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