Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Eldorion Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:59 pm
Nailing someone is another way of saying you had sex with them. 
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Eldorion Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:59 pm
Pettytyrant101 wrote:(Id be less worried about Norc geting it Eldo than Mrs Figg!)
{{{Good point. You might want to start running now, Petty!
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by azriel Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:59 pm
Oh dear,...... nailing someone means......giving them one.....sex......
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Ally Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:00 pm
LOL
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Norc Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:02 pm
jeeesus, u guys have a vocabular at the size of a teaspoon... jesus.. IT CAN ALSO MEAN GETTING SOMETHING JUST RIGHT!
god... i need to use more delicate language.. *cultural differences* ...
god... i need to use more delicate language.. *cultural differences* ...
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Norc Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:03 pm
Eldorion wrote:Pettytyrant101 wrote:
{{{Good point. You might want to start running now, Petty!
WHAT IN THE NAME OF SATAN DO U MEAN BY THAT?!
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Eldorion Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:03 pm
I hope you at least used lube on Petty. 
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Lancebloke Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:03 pm
Whoever suggested making me spill ribena out of my nose (think it was petty 
)... what did I ever do to you? Moron!
The pics of the Figg-McTyrant wedding is sweet.
)... what did I ever do to you? Moron!The pics of the Figg-McTyrant wedding is sweet.
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Norc Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:05 pm
Eldorion wrote:I hope you at least used lube on Petty.
if i think u mean what i think u mean that u deserve a kick up yer arsehole so hard yer ears start singing "god bless america"...
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by David H Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:05 pm
Norc wrote:jeeesus, u guys have a vocabular at the size of a teaspoon... jesus..
No, just 10,000 words for sex.
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Norc Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:07 pm
and i got 20 000 conotations used in daily life connected to sex. but like. no one really knows. ¨
e.g.
"fette bra" means "really good" and it's jused bt everyone expect people 50+ and 7-. "fette" comes from "fetta/fitta" which means cunt. not a nice name for it. "fetta" has a more negative meaning.
e.g.
"fette bra" means "really good" and it's jused bt everyone expect people 50+ and 7-. "fette" comes from "fetta/fitta" which means cunt. not a nice name for it. "fetta" has a more negative meaning.
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Mrs Figg Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:09 pm
Norc wrote:
he hee thats great.
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Eldorion Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:09 pm
Norc wrote:Eldorion wrote:I hope you at least used lube on Petty.
if i think u mean what i think u mean that u deserve a kick up yer arsehole so hard yer ears start singing "god bless america"...
*bites tongue*
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Mrs Figg Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:10 pm
Norc wrote:Eldorion wrote:I hope you at least used lube on Petty.
if i think u mean what i think u mean that u deserve a kick up yer arsehole so hard yer ears start singing "god bless america"...
damn straight. you tell him Norc!
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Lancebloke Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:17 pm
I think he was suggesting you used a strap on which may have been sore for petty without some lube.
well, that is assuming he isnt used to it with figgy...
well, that is assuming he isnt used to it with figgy...
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:20 pm
She's young enough to be my daughter! Like my buckie I prefer my wimmin with a bit of body and maturity about them- you know like Figgs (who has loads of body to her)
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Lancebloke Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:25 pm
No need to shout at me! Was just clarifying for eldo. Seemed like he couldnt get his words out... not sure why.
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Lancebloke Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:26 pm
Also... didnt think age was a bother. Just gender... and even then....
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:29 pm
The problem with younger ladies as partners Lance is the only conversation worth having with them after the deed is 'thats your taxi arrived'.
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Norc Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:29 pm
yeah, Lance, i am fucking 18! barely legal, jesus.. get your shit together.
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Mrs Figg Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:31 pm
Pettytyrant101 wrote:
Like my buckie I prefer my wimmin with a bit of body and maturity about them- you know like Figgs (who has loads of body to her)
just you wait!!!
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:33 pm
Now what have I done? - that was a compliment (mainly)
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Mrs Figg Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:37 pm
wave bye bye
to thiscos its grass
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Re: Agent Nora and the Poisonous Plums
by Lancebloke Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:38 pm
But still legal nora.
and dont call me jesus.
and dont call me jesus.
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