Work-a-Hobbit (completed at last!!! ..or should I say; again!!!)

No problem Eldo.  

Ah, yes. I see you found the thread.  

Aha! There you are you little bastard!!! When I git yi I'm going to knock yi tae the deck, stomp a big foot doon on yir gut, grab yir by yir scrotum, stretch it up till its as high as ma hied and then play it like a violin string using an auld rusty saw as a fucking bow!!!!   

Your loveliness runs deep, Petty.  

What is it 24 hours?  

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Aha! There you are you little bastard!!! When I git yi I'm going to knock yi tae the deck, stomp a big foot doon on yir gut, grab yir by yir scrotum, stretch it up till its as high as ma hied and then play it like a violin string using an auld rusty saw as a fucking bow!!!!   

poetry!! <3

 

I'm honestly quite impressed, Petty...

In his desperation Petty decided to do something wild and went on to become an actor, never again to be the angry man he once was - we've saved his lovely soul, Eldo!

wow... wow. just wow. Eldo you changed his life

we've saved his lovely soul, Eldo!- Ringdrotten

Souls! Soul is it! A'll gie yi fuckin' souls! A'll noo oanly kill the bloody lot o' yi, A'll fuckin' well kill maesel' tae jist so A can git yi in the afterlife an' fuck yi up aw o'er again fir aw fucking eternity! The lot of you!   A'll make yi wish yi'd lived long enough tae huve hud really debauched lives jist so yi could have goan tae hell instead o' huving me tae del wi!  Dante's Inferno will look like a fucking campire next tae wit A'm gonae dae tae yi lot if yi dinnae put this right and gie us back ma loveliness Eldo......FUCK!!!!!       

I can't decide if Petty is happy or unhappy... it's the most crab*bit I've ever seen him... {{{happy, I guess..... }}}


{{{Enough with the word changin' alright, Mysterious Word Changer! Yes, I know who it is! }}}

Oh alright. We can have crabbit back.

{{{You're a clever one, Orwell, but I did have a co-conspirator in all this!}}}

Eldorion wrote:{{{You're a clever one, Orwell, but I did have a co-conspirator in all this!}}}

{{{I can play games too, you know -- was it a "big delicious pussy cat"?  }}}

{{{Woof, woof! }}}

I am unhapppy Orwell!! Eldo has robbed me of the most meaningful, beautiful word in in the Scottish language so I cannot speak it, so in return I'll maik sure he cannae speak either, 'cause I um gonnae grab his tongue, garrotte it roon' the middle wi' cheese wire, rip it fucking oot his heid, pin it to my shirt and wear it as a fuckin' bow tie to the next Doctor Who convention!!   

I'd put some money on there being a NotP crusade against the Admin on the horizon.  

Now Eldo, you're probably a paragon of respectability. If you do however have any dark secrets I would advise you to destroy the evidence now so as to avoid having it splashed all over the scandal pages. Just some friendly advice.  

(Joking of course.)

You can say crabbit again now, Petty.

And Blue, if you think I'm surely a paragon of respectability, then I'd say I've succeeded at hiding the evidence already.

I ken I can, but that doesnae mean A dinnae still huv tae grab yi by the scruff o' yer neck, take a fucking big meat cleaver to it, stuff sage and onion up yer arse and then serve yi up tae yir family oan a plate fir Thanks Giving Dinner!!   

Eldorion wrote:You can say crabbit again now, Petty.

And Blue, if you think I'm surely a paragon of respectability, then I'd say I've succeeded at hiding the evidence already.

Well, if you say so.  

Feel free to give me a bell if you should feel in need of a libel lawyer.  

That is unless NotP hires me first, of course.  

{{{ That might be prudent ... what's your retainer?}}}

{{{Oh, I'm sure we can come to some kind of agreement Eldo.  

Actually consulting with my partners we have decided to do it for free.  

I should warn you however that normal expenses will have to be covered. Just stuff like necessary legal expenses and lunch. And people in my profession prefer the "3 stars in the Michelin guide" variety of the latter.    }}}

ok. so i have chaptered them up a bit and added the two last parts into the last bulk of text  i dunno about the chapter-names yet, but it needed some organizing since it was impossible to navigate

I'M INSPIRED!!! (I think?)

I'll see if I can get writing done today and see if I can get it to work.

Also, on a scale of Perfectly Normal to Not Weird At All; how strange is it to re-read your own collaborate story and think it's all pretty darned clever.

That's g-g-g-great news.  

And, of course, it's excellent. (So you don't have to say so yourself. Not that there's anything wrong in that, of course.)

Amarië wrote:I'M INSPIRED!!! (I think?)

I'll see if I can get writing done today and see if I can get it to work.

Also, on a scale of Perfectly Normal to Not Weird At All; how strange is it to re-read your own collaborate story and think it's all pretty darned clever.

hahah both. and also in a sort of "what was i on"-sort of way

I always wondered about the "#amarieco" thing, could someone fill me in on what it refers too?