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Post by halfwise Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:03 pm

Table of Contents

The Mystery of the Coal Scuttle

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8

The Mystery of Mister Figg

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10

The Treason of Forumshire

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

Specials (semi-canon)

Nora's Birthday Surprise


Fan fiction (definitely not canon) (by Amarië and Norc)

Fjordian Fest (all in one)

Work-a-Hobbit (all in one)



DISCLAIMER: These stories are not intended to be entirely serious.  The characters within are mostly inspired by various characters of a different sort who post on this forum.  However, they have all been altered to varying degrees.  As such, nothing said about the characters should be taken to reflect on their inspirations seriously.  Thank you. Smile


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I'm kinda glad you didn't leave a pair of my knickers lying around....

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:08 pm

Did someone tidy up first? You can see the floor! Shocked

And Scotshobbits are not greedy- we are thrifty! Mad Its the difference between eating all the pies- greedy- and refusing to buy even a single pie because they've gone up a penny in price-thrifty.

I'm kinda glad you didn't leave a pair of my knickers lying around....- Halfwise

Not possible!- what kind of deviant Scotshobbit do you think I am?! Mad knickers are banned in my barrel- I make all visitors take them off at the door as is proper. Nod

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Post by Norc Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:08 pm

well, ofcourse not, he has karen gillan on the wall, ofc, so he's okay.
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Post by Eldorion Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:12 pm

Why is Halfwise a furry? Suspect
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Post by halfwise Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:17 pm

I suspect you have seen my self portrait, have you not? Suspect

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Post by Mrs Figg Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:17 pm

WOAH!!! Shocked

I dont think Petty uses a potty, I think they go in the thistle bushes in Scotshobbitlandia. Or they just dig a hole wherever they are. My pussies do that, its very hygenic. hey maybe Petty has a litter tray in his barell?


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Post by Norc Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:18 pm

what about poop?
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Post by Norc Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:19 pm

Eldorion wrote:Why is Halfwise a furry? Suspect

i dunno.
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Post by halfwise Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:20 pm

You just wait, Figgy, your turn is coming right up. Nod

And yes, Norc, you can poop in the thistles too...so long as you keep your balance. Shocked

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Post by halfwise Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:22 pm

Norc wrote:
Eldorion wrote:Why is Halfwise a furry? Suspect

i dunno.

We burrahobbits are renowned for our naturally flowing hair. It's in the Silmathingamajiggy somewhere. You know, the notes floating around Tolkiens rooms on paper napkins and stuff.

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Post by Norc Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:27 pm

i don't think you know what a furry is..

I can't to mrs Figg, I am not interily sure what really goes on in there either.. I think some things are best left to the imagination.
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Post by halfwise Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:12 pm

Norc wrote:
I can't do mrs Figg, I am not interily sure what really goes on in there either.. I think some things are best left to the imagination.

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Post by Eldorion Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:52 pm

halfwise wrote:I suspect you have seen my self portrait, have you not? Suspect

Yes, but your portrait isn't very anthropomorphic. That's generally an element of furries.

I just realized that you might not be familiar with the furry fandom, in which case it's probably best if you stay that way. silent
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Post by halfwise Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:50 pm

Looked it up on wikipedia. About halfway through the 'sexual aspects' section I figured I had accumulated a bit more knowledge than I expected......so carefully finished that section and quit. Smile

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Post by Eldorion Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:11 pm

I did try to warn you.
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Post by Norc Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:20 am

I just have to state, i did not go for furry.. it just.. i added a tale and yeah..
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:23 am

I wish I hadnt researched that now. No

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Post by Amarië Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:00 am

Heh, I learned about furries on CSI. Good old Grissom...

Like the freakishly long legs on Karen. Halfy had me laughing out loud and the boys... oh my!

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Post by Norc Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:28 am

the boys Nod I liked drawing them .. Embarassed
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Post by Eldorion Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:39 am

Laughing @ you two

I actually thought that the latest drawing of DI Eldo looked familiar, but it took me a while to place it. He reminds me a lot of this guy I know from uni. Razz
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Post by Norc Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:51 am

haha omg... that happens a lot.. I draw someone and I'm like fuck... he looks like someone I know... but like the eys are from one place and yeah.. freaky. Ringo's eyes are really close looking to someone in my class for like ten years.. freaky. (he's really good looking though, but a total ass ofc)


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Post by Norc Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:54 am

gonna bump this back here because I am gonna try to do the girls/women folk now so just to have the "series" in one place Wink (egostical perhaps... Razz )

Norc wrote:I tried to draw the trio in like a more realistic cartoony style. Agent Nora was tricky.. she ended up being either too masculine (never had that problem before, usually the other way around Razz ) or looking like someone els.. either way, I'll to wait with her. I think I got stuck somewhere in the testosterone Embarassed anyways here Very Happy

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Post by Norc Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:53 pm

okei.. are we ready for the women?

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Post by Mrs Figg Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:58 pm

diggin the pouty lips Thumbs Up
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Post by Norc Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:06 pm

well, it's loosily based on avatars Wink
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