Re: Feelings Thread - Girls Only

[Eldorion]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-feminine-mistake,32663/

[Pettytyrant101]

Frankly being a housewife is comparatively easy these days to only two generations back- its not really work anymore.

My gran when she did the floors every day did them on her hands and knees with a bucket of soapy water and a scrubbing brush, when she did the washing it was a scrubbing board and was a coupe of hours of tedious hard work, she had to go to the shops every day because there was no fridge, just a cold cupboard, so stuff didnt keep, when clothes got damaged you sewed, patched and repaired, you hemmed stuff up you let stuff out, and on top of all that you still had the kids to watch and raise.

Now its just belt round with the hoover, bung all the clothes in the washing machine, dishes in the dish washer, do one big shopping every month at one shop, kids are at nursery from 3 years old and when they grow out of clothes get new ones. Watch TV all day, as TV is in on this with women and so provides them with womens programmes all day knowing theyve actually got no work to do.
Thats the big secret women have being trying to hide from their menfolk for two generations.  

{{{I that doesnt set the cat among the pigeons then Im not drunk enough yet!}}}

Exactly true Eldo!

[Ally]

I would drink entire bottles of red wine every other day

[Mrs Figg]

if its that easy why dont men do any housework?  

[Ally]

because housework is for women

[Pettytyrant101]

Because weve been tricked into the rubbish end of the deal- going out to work- this nonsense notion of the bread winner men have had to labour under for centuries.

[Eldorion]

if its that easy why dont men do any housework?  

Maybe you should find a better man.

{{{Wait, you're with Petty, aren't you...? }}}

[azriel]

Oh dear ! how many cats just bristled up ?

[Mrs Figg]

at least this cat bristled up  

[Pettytyrant101]

The bristliness of your cat Mrs Figg is one of your endearing traits.  

[Mrs Figg]

 

[Pettytyrant101]

 

[Ally]

Men rule the world. Women should just stay home to cook and clean. Women shouldn't be in the work force AT ALL

[Mrs Figg]

the burkini is in the post. it comes in black, black, or off black

[Eldorion]

Men rule the world. Women should just stay home to cook and clean. Women shouldn't be in the work force AT ALL

But without female secretaries who would men sexually harass around the workplace?

[Ally]

female robots

[Pettytyrant101]

No,no no Ally women should be able to fulfill their full potential to do mundane jobs in call centres, stand bored rigid for hours doing repetitive tasks in factories at least as much, if not more than men.
More men should stay at home whilst the woman provides the main wage to be handed over and divided to the family- so all to the man mainly because he's at home and has to pay the bill and buy all the kids stuff and meet his mates for buckie in the afternoon and go for massages once a week and at least two gym classes using the money the woman is out earning, otherwise he might miss out on hearing the latest football news and because there's nothing else to do till the kids get in from school.
Can you imagine if it really was that way round? We'd never get away with it!

[Ally]

talking about football...i cant believe bale is leaving wales...were losing all our best players

[Mrs Figg]

Petty maybe we can start the revolution with men being forced to pass a water mellon sized kid from out their ass. Maybe you would also like to try losing half a pint of blood per month and having dogs sniff your crotch in parks. all in the name of equality of course.

[Eldorion]

Actually, on that note...

[Mrs Figg]

 

[Norc]

genius

[CC12 35]

*kate walks into my room* when i was a baby shark, daddy saved me from the lava, and we went to the store *exits chewing a tampon*

[CC12 35]

i didn't get that job at the ad agency

[Eldorion]

I don't think ad executives would be able to appreciate your kind of genius, CC.  And I don't mean that as a dig!