continuing proofs America is wacko [2]

Very American (sadly both sets of posts!)

Not that this is very serious but.... WE CANT GET MAIL ON SATURDAY ANYMORE!

Look on the bright side Lorient- no Saturday morning bills!

That is a good point, but considering that I don't pay bills yet...

Young people!

yeah, just you wait !

azriel wrote:yeah, just you wait !

I really didnt want to think about that...

One of my favorite cartoons shows a row of graduating college students, robes and mortar boards, all looking expectantly up at the podium. One of them is whispering to another "Hey! I just heard that after this we all have to get jobs!"

Sorry Lorient ! Hate to burst youre bubble,or anyone elses, its a sad fact of life, you can only "Bill dodge" for so long ! & Ive made a career of trying, trust me !

Gotta love it!

Ted Nugent to be GOP lawmaker’s State of the Union guest
By Olivier Knox, Yahoo! News

Last year, “Cat Scratch Fever” rocker Ted Nugent made headlines when he branded President Barack Obama as “evil” and “America-hating,” and described him and Democrats as coyotes who should be shot. On Tuesday, Nugent will attend Obama’s State of the Union address as a guest of Republican Texas Rep. Steve Stockman.

Some lawmakers are inviting victims of gun violence, and Obama is expected to push Congress to support a package of measures crafted in the aftermath of the slaughter of schoolchildren in Newtown, Conn., in December.
“I am excited to have a patriot like Ted Nugent joining me in the House Chamber to hear from President Obama,” Stockman said in a statement. “After the address I’m sure Ted will have plenty to say.”

Having plenty to say is what got The Nuge in hot water in April 2012 at a National Rifle Association convention. His controversial comments even rated the outspoken gun-rights advocate a visit from the Secret Service.
At that gathering, Nugent had declared, “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year."

Nugent praised NRA members, but warned that if they did not "get everybody in your lives to clean house in this vile, evil, America-hating administration, I don't even know what you're made out of."
"We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November. Any questions?"

He added, "If the coyote's in your living room, pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him." And he denounced the administration as "criminals" and said a Democratic victory in November would mean "we'll be a suburb of Indonesia next year"—an apparent reference to Obama's boyhood time there.

If we don't see an outburst that makes the "you lie!" guy look like Ms. Manners, I will be disappointed.

The police have reportedly found the shooter from LA hiding out in rural Southern California and have been involved in a shootout with him. Two police are injured, no word on the shooter's status.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21436588

Apparently state representatives in Georgia do not take kindly to having their head photoshopped onto the bodies of porn stars, because after suffering this very fate, Rep. Earnest Smith has sponsored a bill that would make lewd photoshops illegal (in the great state of Georgia, anyway).

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57569287-71/politician-moves-to-make-vulgar-photoshopping-illegal/

Somebody's inbox is about to be snowed under....

Honestly, I'd be more flattered than anything else.

maybe if they get the sex right....

Not sure how that fits in, Norc.
Not that it matters....

You have taken from me my loved ones and my friends ... darkness is my closest friend. Psalm 88:18

hi

um, yeah. Hi!

found this on tumblr.


these where the comments..
The tale of Dubya’s painting career just gets more and more ridiculous…

look at that poor dog’s misshapen face, oh my god
THIS IS REALLY CUTE OKAY I’M SORRY BUT LOOK AT HOW PROUD HE IS
I have a hard time being mad at him sometimes because I get this vibe that he’s just a simple guy and a pawn. Look at him with his doggie pictures, dude.
those are okay paintings of dogs, probably better than what i’d come up with
IM GONNA CRY ITS SO CUTE HIS ART TEACHER IS PROUD OF HIM AND EVERYTHING
i wanna reblog this everytime i see it on my dash
“George Bush Has Painted Over 50 Puppies” uguuu
why is this really heartwarming and adorable i don’t understand like my heart hurts its so cute
george w. bush is better at painting than I am

Test Your Knowledge of Wild, Weird, and Outright Wacky American Religious Beliefs

http://awaypoint.wordpress.com/2012/10/20/test-your-knowledge-of-wild-weird-and-outright-wacky-american-religious-beliefs/

Weld County Sheriff John Cooke won’t enforce new state gun measures expected to be signed into law by Democratic Gov. John Hickenlooper, arguing the proposed firearms restrictions give a "false sense of security."
Lawmakers in Colorado on Friday approved a landmark expansion of background checks on firearm purchases. Earlier in the week, Colorado lawmakers approved a 15-round limit on ammunition magazines.
"They’re feel-good, knee-jerk reactions that are unenforceable," he told the news outlet.
The bill passed Friday expands cases when a $10 criminal background check would be required to legally transfer a gun. Republicans have opposed the bill, calling it an undue burden on law-abiding gun owners.
The sheriff told the news outlet that he and other county sheriffs "won’t bother enforcing" the laws.
"I can’t tell you when those (guns) were sold, bought and purchased. As far as I’m concerned, they were all pre-July 1 if the governor does sign this bill," he said.- Fox News

There's no doubt that any tightening of laws will mean extra work for law enforcement, especially at the beginning. You can't blame the guy for a little crabbitry when his work-load is being increased, can you?