Hobbit-man!

e?

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Pettytyrant101 wrote:smilies!

And now excuse me whilst I go stand in a corner with a pointy hat with a 'd' on it.

You're not on your own, my first guess was stories too! - An I had to put up with the rolled eyes too

a?

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n?

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what aabout a t?

what aabout a t?

oh. first bit of the gallows going into construction! No t.

hmm... maybe an r ?

_ r a n _ _ _ _ n e/ R _ _ e r

is the second word river?

_ r a n _ _ _ i n e/ R i v e r

Not sure guessing one word is strictly in the rules but I'll let you off with it! (And give you a bonus i)

The brandywine river

10 points to the drunken Norwegian!

Gah, I don't even have the respectable excuse of being half-drunk! Maybe there's some truth in the old sayings that makes you clever after all!

that's mean. You make me guess for ages and as i am just about to get to that bit in the book (or so mum told me) then you guess it!
Got any room in your crabbit tree, Petty?

The good thing about a crabbit tree Squach is they have infinite branches. When it comes to crabbitness there is always room for one more. Just watch out for the squirrels. They are very protective of their nuts.

Ow. Ow ow ow ow ow. You should have warned me earlier. Saw a nut hanging on a branch, thought, oh that would be good for throwing at random passers-by. Pulled it off, but much heavier than expected and there's a squirrel hanging off of it! Squirrel leaps on branch and pulls. I pull. Squirrel pulls. I pull really hard and squirrel lets go. Nut flies at my nose. Next thing i know, it hurts. Badly. Still, at least i got to chuck a nut at a carefree, un-crabbit person. (wait, did i hit Ringdrotten?)

That's the thing with crabbit trees. Everything that lives in and on them is crabbit. Crabbit squirrels with crabbit nuts, crabbit birds, crabbit spiders. And if you see any caterpillars young Squach cover your ears- their language is simply shocking!

ps I don't think you did hit Ringdrotten, seeing as something just skelped off my forehead and knocked me off my branch so I am now hanging upside down from the underside of it (Highland dancing gives you strong legs)! How did you manage to hit someone sitting in the same tree? I blame the lack of p.e. in schools- in fact I'm just going to hang here and moan crabbitwise about that for an hour or two.

Hit me? No, I don't think so, no! However, I shall soon have to fetch my Epic Axe of Tolkien Liberalism and chop that tree down before this Crabbit Plague takes us all!!

Oi leave off that axe! Think how crabbit the squirrels are already and imagine them after you've chopped down their home. Typical Norwegian always looking to fell something!!

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A Great battle was fought here!


And seeing as you are (delightfully for you) still at the start of the wonderful world of TH and LotR's Squach (your so lucky having it all to discover still for the first time!) here's one for you from TH.

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And your clue- a persons name.