PETTY'S LADY
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
It is just as I deserve, dear Petty Sir.... Now, you wouldn't be knowing where little Diamond is, as I surely be liking as to meet her?
Sir Rupert Dashing- Shireling
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
Right stand still ya tin bastard, and hold this barrel of pig fat a second, now where did I put those matches?
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Pettytyrant101- Crabbitmeister
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
It tis surely no way to treat an umble Knight, Petty Sir.. an veritable outrage... aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrghhhhh...
... it is finished.... ... ... .... ... ...
... it is finished.... ... ... .... ... ...
Sir Rupert Dashing- Shireling
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
Whoooh!
Note to self- if you want to retain your eyebrows stand further back when setting fire to a pig fat and buckie soaked knight!
Note to self- if you want to retain your eyebrows stand further back when setting fire to a pig fat and buckie soaked knight!
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Pettytyrant101- Crabbitmeister
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
No more Wisey
what can I do
its upset me so much
I cannot poo.
old Wiseys a gonner
its very sad
Sir Rupert dashing
is a veritable cad.
what can I do
its upset me so much
I cannot poo.
old Wiseys a gonner
its very sad
Sir Rupert dashing
is a veritable cad.
Mrs Figg- Eel Wrangler from Bree
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
Be brave Mrs Figg- I have speaking with the Buckie Brewing Wizards and although they say there are one or two problems with the bodies- mainly them being dead in bits and starting to go a bit manky- however they may be able to preserve the spiritis in some arcane buckie fashion- not really sure what they meant exactly- but we must be brave and hopeful.
And in the meantime I can announce that Forumshires new temporary Sherriff, Pretty, has appointed me to read Odo's will. All above board of course.
And in the meantime I can announce that Forumshires new temporary Sherriff, Pretty, has appointed me to read Odo's will. All above board of course.
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
See Norc, there are true Knights! Petty has saved us all at great personal risk to himself and his odd smelling sporran...let the swooning commence.
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
Can you be a true knight with no eyebrows?
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Pettytyrant101- Crabbitmeister
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
You are most disgracefully forward, Sir Rupert! Furthermore, I must inform you that my heart belongs to Petty alone.
Diamond Banks- Shireling
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
It does?! What both of them?
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
Mirabella Mirabella
gentle hobbit
NeedleeHole's Queen
Protector of Justice
Never mean
Her blood lays splattered
through the cracks in the road
Her head marks the centre of town
Where it does nothing but corrode
One thing is certain
that's for sure
I like mangos
but Mirabella more
It's eating me up
but letting me live
as my burning roof
falls on my head
As Dogs chew upon your face
ragged scraps of flesh spray
I close my curatains
for the sun did not rise upon that day
gentle hobbit
NeedleeHole's Queen
Protector of Justice
Never mean
Her blood lays splattered
through the cracks in the road
Her head marks the centre of town
Where it does nothing but corrode
One thing is certain
that's for sure
I like mangos
but Mirabella more
It's eating me up
but letting me live
as my burning roof
falls on my head
As Dogs chew upon your face
ragged scraps of flesh spray
I close my curatains
for the sun did not rise upon that day
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
what do you mean both of them Petty? is she a Time Lord?
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
Um, sorry I must have been distracted into thinking in pairs for some reason (or pears or possibly melons) I cant quite remember now.
Um, did anyone see which way Diamond went?
Um, did anyone see which way Diamond went?
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Pettytyrant101- Crabbitmeister
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
Shouldn't be hard to find, seems to be dropping garter belts and hair ribbons everywhere she goes. Good thing you rubbed out that dratted knight, would have been child's play for him to track her.
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
Garter Belts! So thats what those are, Ive been using them to keep my socks up.
Sadly there is no new news from the buckie wizards on who, if any of the Bankses survive.
If there is no news by Sunday I understand the NotP are plannning to run a sombre (ish-well for them) tasteful (again, ish) commerative issue to the Banks clan.
Sadly there is no new news from the buckie wizards on who, if any of the Bankses survive.
If there is no news by Sunday I understand the NotP are plannning to run a sombre (ish-well for them) tasteful (again, ish) commerative issue to the Banks clan.
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
I cant believe the Banks are no more. Its cruel thats what it is.
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
RIP Banks clan...
I guess Petty now has to render in a cemetery or large family tomb in his video.
I guess Petty now has to render in a cemetery or large family tomb in his video.
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
Sir Rupert Dashing wrote:Just as surely ye are kind and gentle, leelee lass, the Bankses (and their pecular henchobbit Orwell) are dead and gone... gone.. finished.... Shed no tears, they had it coming. Eru said so so...
Now young Diamond where would it be you would wishus to meet me?
I have not slept from work since i came home at six thirty this morning. And I read this.
I feel too sad to even comment. I don't judge your heart sir, but i do not like you. Why would you do such a cruel thing.
I don't think I can come back. I just don't think I can now.
leelee- Free-est Spirit
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
Not to worry, I think Diamond is safe now that Petty burned the evil knight.
I feel I am very curious about the will.
I feel I am very curious about the will.
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
Ah the will- I can ensure you me being appointed to read the will is perfectly above board- you can check with Pretty who is running the temporary Sherriffs office whilst Mirabella is, well, dead.
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
If any of the ladies are interested Mrs Figgs Emporium do a nice line in black bustles.
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Re: PETTY'S LADY
What I'm thinking is, with all the rest of the Bankseses gone, Diamond is the only hope for continuation of the family name. I will gladly make the sacrifice as an unnamed donor. A kindly figure who stops by in her hour of need....if the thoughtful deed is done in anonymity clearly the love child must carry the Banks name.
Oh sorry, just mumbling to myself. Pay me no heed.
Oh sorry, just mumbling to myself. Pay me no heed.
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