Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

+4
Eldorion
Pettytyrant101
Mrs Figg
leelee
8 posters

Page 3 of 4 Previous  1, 2, 3, 4  Next

Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Mrs Figg Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:17 pm

well I may be in the market for no.3, when this one wakes up and smells the Chianti. Very Happy
Mrs Figg
Mrs Figg
Eel Wrangler from Bree

Posts : 24664
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 91
Location : Holding The Door

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Sir Rupert Dashing Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:21 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:/Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Tumblr_l0cb68mmcX1qzgpdko1_400

Rupert Friend?

Tis many moon afore butt I was a strappin' young Sir, I swears, my Sweet Jellypumpkin.... Very Happy
Sir Rupert Dashing
Sir Rupert Dashing
Shireling

Posts : 13
Join date : 2012-09-10

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Mrs Figg Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:41 pm

yea twas many moons afore ((((((by the looks of that beard Mad ))))))
Mrs Figg
Mrs Figg
Eel Wrangler from Bree

Posts : 24664
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 91
Location : Holding The Door

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by leelee Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:14 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:I have a catonine tails and I am not afraid to use it.- Leelee

I knew it- its always the quiet ones. Now your talking leelee! Wink Where you want me? Moon

And Sir Rupert if there is any rodgering to done about here we will get Roger in to do it- assuming we can find one- but certainly not a Rupert which is a fluffy bears name.
Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 _1013091_rupert150

Hush silly boy, I only would use it and on the head I might add if the sorry gentleman tries anything with my Julia.
And you are handsome so I would not ask you on her behalf to turn about and leave. But your mouth, your mouth , your mouth. If only Kim and Aggie were at your house they would know how to clean it up. You would not be able to speak a befouled word for about a year. Smile And apart from your mouth, you know that I know that you are gentle, terribly kind and giving, self sacrificing and generous. All your silly self deprecating talk does not deceive me. You are a knight in the making, so Julia can at least have you over for a lovely meal and talk . Talk about all your awesome creations on utube. For the oddest reason i keep getting them in my utube box. Is it because i looked at them once for about an hour?
leelee
leelee
Free-est Spirit

Posts : 837
Join date : 2011-06-18
Location : canada

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:04 pm

Take away my foul mouth leelee and I'd have nothing left! Shocked And Kim and Aggie scare the crap out of me- hard faced wimin folk both. Mad (Although one should always be fogiving of women who like housework Nod ).

Maybe you favourited my vids leelee and thats why they keep appearing- makes me feel guilty I havent put anything new up in ages- I'm sure there was a music video I was working on, oh and the haggis sporran dance, I keep meaning to do that one too but have you ever tried getting haggis to wear sporrans? Not and easy task, they are so fashion aware it always descends into a big fight about who wears what colours. Mad

_________________
Pure Publications, The Tower of Lore and the Former Admin's Office are Reasonably Proud to Present-



A Green And Pleasant Land

Compiled and annotated by Eldorion.


- get your copy here for a limited period- free*

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view



*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales
Pettytyrant101
Pettytyrant101
Crabbitmeister

Posts : 44566
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 50
Location : Scotshobbitland

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Mrs Figg Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:16 pm

I thought you were doing a new Forumshire video? scratch
Mrs Figg
Mrs Figg
Eel Wrangler from Bree

Posts : 24664
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 91
Location : Holding The Door

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:37 pm

Um, yes that too- rendering is such a slow process and what with yearly expecations I have decided to already begin planning this years awards spectacular now too. So many projects too little buckie!

_________________
Pure Publications, The Tower of Lore and the Former Admin's Office are Reasonably Proud to Present-



A Green And Pleasant Land

Compiled and annotated by Eldorion.


- get your copy here for a limited period- free*

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view



*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales
Pettytyrant101
Pettytyrant101
Crabbitmeister

Posts : 44566
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 50
Location : Scotshobbitland

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Mrs Figg Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:01 pm

/Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 DSC003638]

so I go to my local festival and what do I see? some of the ladies from Mrs Figgs Emporium moonlighting to earn extra bustle money. I was not best pleased. Mad
Mrs Figg
Mrs Figg
Eel Wrangler from Bree

Posts : 24664
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 91
Location : Holding The Door

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Mrs Figg Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:04 pm

/Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 DSC003604]

and then I saw this chap trying to pass his odd shaped veggies, as 'Daves Special Combustables', not too happy about that either. Mad
Mrs Figg
Mrs Figg
Eel Wrangler from Bree

Posts : 24664
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 91
Location : Holding The Door

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Mrs Figg Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:08 pm

/Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 DSC00333]

and to top it all off, the local hooch sellers are putting fancy labels on Buckie and trying to pass it off as troll juice. Mad
Mrs Figg
Mrs Figg
Eel Wrangler from Bree

Posts : 24664
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 91
Location : Holding The Door

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:23 pm

Considering what your girls charged me last time I was in your Emporium Mrs Figg I am amazed they need more money. Mad
And those veggies were barely suspicous at all- clearly not the genuine Farmer Dave stock. Evil or Very Mad
And as to the buckie- I have informed the Buckie Brewing Wizards and am told that stall and its holder can expect fireballs any minute. So do get well clear, fire and alcohol is not a good mix.

_________________
Pure Publications, The Tower of Lore and the Former Admin's Office are Reasonably Proud to Present-



A Green And Pleasant Land

Compiled and annotated by Eldorion.


- get your copy here for a limited period- free*

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view



*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales
Pettytyrant101
Pettytyrant101
Crabbitmeister

Posts : 44566
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 50
Location : Scotshobbitland

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Mrs Figg Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:59 pm

Basketball justice is served from on high!
Mrs Figg
Mrs Figg
Eel Wrangler from Bree

Posts : 24664
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 91
Location : Holding The Door

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:06 pm

And with tartan fireballs too!

_________________
Pure Publications, The Tower of Lore and the Former Admin's Office are Reasonably Proud to Present-



A Green And Pleasant Land

Compiled and annotated by Eldorion.


- get your copy here for a limited period- free*

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view



*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales
Pettytyrant101
Pettytyrant101
Crabbitmeister

Posts : 44566
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 50
Location : Scotshobbitland

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by leelee Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:46 pm

You two lost me two pages ago. I feel sad. Crying or Very sad
leelee
leelee
Free-est Spirit

Posts : 837
Join date : 2011-06-18
Location : canada

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:51 pm

Its simple leelee- by this cunning conversation we can draw out from Mrs Figg without her realising it exactly what her ideal man is-I believe so far we have gleaned that he should have tartan balls. Nod

_________________
Pure Publications, The Tower of Lore and the Former Admin's Office are Reasonably Proud to Present-



A Green And Pleasant Land

Compiled and annotated by Eldorion.


- get your copy here for a limited period- free*

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view



*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales
Pettytyrant101
Pettytyrant101
Crabbitmeister

Posts : 44566
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 50
Location : Scotshobbitland

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Mrs Figg Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:33 pm

and be Alan Rickman. Razz
Mrs Figg
Mrs Figg
Eel Wrangler from Bree

Posts : 24664
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 91
Location : Holding The Door

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:40 pm

So all we need to do then is kidnap an international film star for you, apply a tin of tartan paint and problem solved- except for what to do with hubbie no2 of course.

_________________
Pure Publications, The Tower of Lore and the Former Admin's Office are Reasonably Proud to Present-



A Green And Pleasant Land

Compiled and annotated by Eldorion.


- get your copy here for a limited period- free*

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view



*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales
Pettytyrant101
Pettytyrant101
Crabbitmeister

Posts : 44566
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 50
Location : Scotshobbitland

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Mrs Figg Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:16 pm

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Gnomesmileyf

a well places Expelliarmus charm should do the trick.
Mrs Figg
Mrs Figg
Eel Wrangler from Bree

Posts : 24664
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 91
Location : Holding The Door

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Sir Rupert Dashing Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:21 pm

Methinks I shall findeth the tartan (tartan to woo a tart I saith!) but as to the balls with which you speaketh of, Knave Petty?... canon balls dabbed in buckie and set alight, doth thou think it would please the Sweet Jellypumpkin? scratch
Sir Rupert Dashing
Sir Rupert Dashing
Shireling

Posts : 13
Join date : 2012-09-10

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:25 pm

Ahh well that depends on what you want to do with them- if you would take my advice {{{{the best way to please her would be to fire your fiery balls at all Odo Banks holdings and businesses- he's a rival to Mrs Figg and she would be very pleased if you blow all his stuff up, oh yes, very pleased}}}

{{{ahh finally payback for the coal scuttle- after all these years! bounce }}}}

_________________
Pure Publications, The Tower of Lore and the Former Admin's Office are Reasonably Proud to Present-



A Green And Pleasant Land

Compiled and annotated by Eldorion.


- get your copy here for a limited period- free*

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view



*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales
Pettytyrant101
Pettytyrant101
Crabbitmeister

Posts : 44566
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 50
Location : Scotshobbitland

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Mrs Figg Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:30 pm

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Gnomesmileyf

Jellypumpkin???
Mrs Figg
Mrs Figg
Eel Wrangler from Bree

Posts : 24664
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 91
Location : Holding The Door

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Sir Rupert Dashing Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:31 pm

{{{Ho! This Odo Banks you speakm of, I bethinks I know him, as thick as three planks and as cunning as a bucket full of jackjaws! I shall turn my thought upon the matter! Suspect }}}
Sir Rupert Dashing
Sir Rupert Dashing
Shireling

Posts : 13
Join date : 2012-09-10

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Sir Rupert Dashing Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:31 pm

I love you
Sir Rupert Dashing
Sir Rupert Dashing
Shireling

Posts : 13
Join date : 2012-09-10

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Mrs Figg Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:40 pm

wherefore ist yonder Odo that you speak of? methinks the cur hast cleaven his computer with thine axe, and ist bereft ofth said devilry on the nonce. what ho! Shocked
Mrs Figg
Mrs Figg
Eel Wrangler from Bree

Posts : 24664
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 91
Location : Holding The Door

Back to top Go down

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 Empty Re: Julia's Knight In Shining Armour

Post by Pettytyrant101 Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:42 pm

For some reason this conversation has put me in mind of a childhood hero of mine, and an englishman from the north no less (at least I assume thats where he is from, maybe Manchester or Leeds from his use of 'pet').



Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 AndyCapp1

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 AndyCapp5

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 AndyCapp3

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 AndyCapp6

Julia's Knight In Shining Armour - Page 3 1-30

_________________
Pure Publications, The Tower of Lore and the Former Admin's Office are Reasonably Proud to Present-



A Green And Pleasant Land

Compiled and annotated by Eldorion.


- get your copy here for a limited period- free*

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view



*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales
Pettytyrant101
Pettytyrant101
Crabbitmeister

Posts : 44566
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 50
Location : Scotshobbitland

Back to top Go down

Page 3 of 4 Previous  1, 2, 3, 4  Next

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum