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The things Ol’ Anon came up with when he was in the mood, and no mistake! He can be a puzzle at times, even to himself! No doubt, he’s forgot all about this... Indeed, will only vaguely remember ever writing this if and whenever he reads it here.... yes, some vague recollections will recollect in his mind when he reads this, I’m sure... just like they have in my mind... strange place, Forumshire, makes you late for dinner...

You've got your mother in a whirl...

{{ Are my eyes playing cruel tricks on me? Or do I see Ally? Please be true! Weve missed you lass. Where the hell you been?!!! }}

{{ I think its an aduciious attempt to hang onto the Most Enigmatic Award - turn up after several years absence and leave a typically wonderful comment and gone again! (Hope not, hope your back to stay Ally) }}

Ally?!
*Pleaseberealpleasebereal*

Ally! Holy Crap! where you been for....years?

Orwell wrote:The things Ol’ Anon came up with when he was in the mood, and no mistake! He can be a puzzle at times, even to himself! No doubt, he’s forgot all about this... Indeed, will only vaguely remember ever writing this if and whenever he reads it here.... yes, some vague recollections will recollect in his mind when he reads this, I’m sure... just like they have in my mind... strange place, Forumshire, makes you late for dinner...

enigmatic as usual.

Ohhh no, I wasn't trying to be cryptic with that honestly. I hope everyone is alright.

{{ We are all the better for seeing you back Hope you and yours are all well too in these strange days (I prefer odd days, they're odder but safer ) }}

All we need now is Norc and Yooper back and I will have a major nostalgia thingie.
I hope you are going to stay around Ally and not disappear into the ethersphere.

Ally wrote:You've got your mother in a whirl...

Thought I'd add a bit more to explain the post above & leave a slightly better tribute.

I went to my very first gay bar in 2015; a little basement indie club and they played Rebel Rebel by Bowie. It made me think a lot about my parents. They tried to hide it, but I could tell how disappointed they were with me. Crying while riding the tube home, this story popped into my head & strangely made me feel a bit better.

I was back in my hometown for a funeral last week & my parents handed me a box full of my old diaries. One of which had my teenage passwords scribbled inside. I am so happy to find out that this website is still going. I was so lucky to find the nicest corner of the internet.

{{ Im sure your parents are proud of you Ally, how could they not be? I went to my first gay bar when I was about 19, in Glasgow, not that I'm gay but was a student bar with cheap drinks, so you know good enough reason to go. Turned out to be a brillaint night in great company, also only night in my entire life I didnt buy a single drink or even light my own cigarrettes. Fresh meat seemed popular!
And dont tell him I said so but the Archet Bugles Wholesome Tales have a habit of touching on real and deeper issues under the silly, its why they are so good (I definetly didnt say that bit). And we are so happy you found your way back to this corner of the internet. To be honest we've been just been killing time till you came back }}

Hi, Ally.

Sorry I'm a bit late in replying to this thread. Turns out that after seven years of speculation and second-guessing, I ended up not knowing what to say when finally given the opportunity! Still not really sure, so I'll just settle for saying that it's indescribably relieving and happy to hear from you and know that you're still around. I'm really glad you decided to drop by here again. Hope things are going well for you these days.

Why wasn’t I told! Why wasn’t I told! All these years of angst and pain and regret and regretting and regretfulness, and two sex changes, one secondhand car, three trips round the Rosie bush, and now a name change  - because I could not log in with any of my multiple personalities for some reason which I suspect has everything to do with ‘She who just has to Admin!’ 🤬 (I think I’ll keep my identity secret, come to think....)

ALLY! The only girl I ever loved, then hated, and then loved again, almost half as much as the first time, or quite close, possibly twice as much, and not a mite less! You broke my heart when you put on your magic bangle and disappeared. And only you would find a tale like this, a mental bit of solo action but no ejaculation - only you would return and post on a long forgotten thread! Only you...

You’re BACK. Sorry, can’t stay, I just died from happiness, and need to be incincerated immediately, as I have not showered for about seven years... I have died happy though...

{{ Worst secret identity ever! Theres no disguising you, name change or no! And if you were about more often these days you'd not need told you infuriating Ozzie! Probably to busy with prawns or something or annoying sharks or whatever it is you lot do upside down under there.
I think what we need is a celebratory edition of the NotP and a long overdue knees up down the Muck 'n' Duck. So wake up the Banks clan, get Odo out for some respectabality, and get Wisey out for the the songs. Tomorrow were all off down the Forumshire pub   Oh, and you're buying. }}

The Banks Clan all have different email addresses but I can’t redo my forgotten passwords because I can’t remember any of them there emails, sonny!* Not that I know who you are talking about, ‘Banks Clan’? Sounds preposterous, and me being what they call a ‘Newbie’. Not that I know what that is, though I am often called a ‘Nudie’...not that the police can ever catch me... And you can call me Handsome. Everyone else can call me Harry. And as to who you are, Pettytyrant101, well met. Are you Scootish perchance? One of those be-kilted Scoots I have heard of...down here in Ozhob...err...Kiwiland...

Anyway, this is not about you, it’s about me and my long lust love, Ally. Well, not so much about the love. And maybe we should meet. Not you and me, Ally and me. This is like old times, but with inuendoes.  

*For some reason i got logged out totally from my accounts, which were on auto log in or some such thing.

PS I want to see Ally’s private diaries. I bet you they are filled with darkness and whimsy and blackness and poetry and fire and sauce....lots of sauce....

{{{ Oh you ridiculous..... and I wouldnt call you Handsome with ten barrels of buckie and beer googles so thick you could use them to shield behind in a nuclear blast, Harry!
And the pub was to celebrate Ally you fool, I wasnt asking you out for a drink you know, hard as I may be to resist in this kilt with my knees showing above my socks, but control yourself
But your still buying if Odo's not coming as I was planning to just put everything on his tab
Maybe our helpful and not at all scary yet cute Admin can help reinstate the Banks clan- I cant believe I just said that }}