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Re: The Archive is down
by Kafria Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:00 pm
Pass it here then!
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Re: The Archive is down
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:06 pm
Would love to Kafria, if I had a clue how....
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Re: The Archive is down
by Mrs Figg Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:24 pm
...rolling my sleeves up...taking my earings out .....oh funny he's gone....i'll curl his toes for him I will when I catch him! 
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Re: The Archive is down
by halfwise Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:00 pm
Not gone, just keeping a safe distance back here as I cautiously point out that no backside has ever been quite as complemented as your backside. I mean, who has ever been publicly graced with an ingenius backside?! Just saying. ....From a safe distance.
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Re: The Archive is down
by Mrs Figg Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:08 pm
You can whisper all you like. It handbag time.
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by halfwise Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:11 pm
I'm not whispering. I'm shouting from a safe distance. This is whispering.
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Re: The Archive is down
by Mrs Figg Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:20 pm
I cant handbag you, I dont know whats under that hair, and Ferguson is scary, so i'll let you off with a stern frown and a hufflet.
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Re: The Archive is down
by halfwise Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:27 pm
I was honestly being nothing but complementary concerning your miraculous backside. 
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Re: The Archive is down
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:32 pm
Awwww....I'd just got a good seat too.
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Re: The Archive is down
by Orwell Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:58 am
halfwise wrote:I was honestly being nothing but complementary concerning your miraculous backside.
All I can say is - stop looking Halfwise!
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Re: The Archive is down
by Orwell Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:59 am
Pettytyrant101 wrote:Awwww....I'd just got a good seat too.
And you - as the English might say - soddorf!
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Re: The Archive is down
by Pettytyrant101 Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:37 am
How did I offend this time Orwell? I was just settling down with some munchies to watch Mrs Figg walloping Halfwse with her handbag. Where's the harm in that then? I never even mentioned the size of her bum.
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Re: The Archive is down
by Mrs Figg Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:44 pm
My bum should have its own thread its that huge.
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Re: The Archive is down
by Orwell Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:27 am
Oh Mrs Figg, all the better to... err... umm... perhaps we should just stop mentioning it.... yes.... ummm... 
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