Fjordlandia Viking bar & kaffistove, main str. 221B, Needlehole

http://www.dbtv.no/?vid=2725801670001&dbtvl=1

Jump to 1:40 if you want to skip the badass chicks (I wouldn't, though ) and see what's possible at age 61 Kudos!

I KNOW!!!! jeeesus!!!! (didn't even have to click the link to know what you're referring to  )

dat spray tan

btw... anyone heard what Ylvis been up to lately  i love them

No, what are their latest antics?

that fallon show  google it

You expect me to expend effort? Maybe after my nap.  

I'll put it up as soon as i am on a computer.

oooh.. did i forget to tell that somwhere here a person dug his way out of a prison, through the prisons brick wall using a butter knife? the walls are really terrible but they can't do anything about it because the really old prison is like a listed, protected building.. lol.. it's so backwards i am laughing so hard..

dunno if the video works elswhere, but they found a beer-can inside this cod.
http://www.nrk.no/nordnytt/oltorst-torsk-1.11311304

I Cod'nt believe it!

Mrs Figg wrote:I Cod'nt believe it!

I thought that huge fish head it also had in his belly was even more amazing - it's almost the same size as the fish that ate it

yeah.. weird. that's always the fun bit though, check what it has eaten

nynorsk at its best (well, not really... but still  )

lyrics:
Vi slåst og tok,
Hjarta våre i do,
Vi spratt, som på ein trampoline.
Vi kyssa, du brukte litt mykje tunge,
Kjærleik ingen kan fornekte.

Aldri må du seie at eg gjekk min veg,
Elske deg vil eg alltid.
Kan ikkje leve ein løgn,
Løyper for livet mitt,
Eg vil alltid ha deg.

Eg flaug inn som ein knusarball!
Kjærleik var det eg traff så hardt,
Eg ville berre bryta inn,
Og alt du gjorde var å,
Å såra meg,
Ja, du,
Du såra meg.

Eg satt deg høgt opp i himmelen,
Og no kjem du ikkje ned.
Så sakte svidd,
Di satans dritt,
Din gris, med alt for mykje tunge.

Aldri må du seie at eg gjekk min veg,
Elske deg vil eg alltid.
Kan ikkje leve ein løgn,
Løyper for livet mitt,
Eg vil alltid ha deg.

Eg flaug inn som ein knusarball!
Kjærleik var det eg traff så hardt,
Eg ville berre bryta inn,
Og alt du gjorde var å,
Å såra meg,
Eg flaug inn som ein knusarball!
Kjærleik var det eg traff så hardt,
Eg ville berre bryta inn,
Og alt du gjorde var å,
Å såra meg,
Ja du,
Du såra meg.

Eg meinte ikkje start ein feia,
Eg ville berre at du skulde bli slådd.
Istadenfor å trykkje runding,
Burde eg ha trykt på x.
Eg meinte ikkje start ein feia,
Eg ville berre at du skulde bli slådd.
Eg burde jo ha trykt på x.

Aldri må du seie at eg gjekk min veg,
Eg vil alltid elska deg.

Eg flaug inn som ein knusarball!
Kjærleik var det eg traff så hardt,
Eg ville berre bryta inn,
Og alt du gjorde var å,
Å såra meg,
Eg flaug inn som ein knusarball!
Kjærleik var det eg traff så hardt,
Eg ville berre bryta inn,
Og alt du gjorde var å,
Å såra meg,
Ja du,
Du såra meg.

Ja du, 
Du såra meg.

http://www.vgtv.no/#!/video/73962/her-tar-christensen-23-sin-andre-verdensrekord-paa-faa-minutter

475 kg squat, and that's minutes after he's lifted 467,5 kg Makes you wonder what sort of limits actually exist for the human body.

O_O "

He's had his porridge  

I love how that's an expression in the English language as well

Det smaker tran, men det er det som funker

For those who don't speak Fjordlandian, let me endeavor to translate:

"That smacking Train! Man that is that is some funker!"

{{{ They rarely make good sense, these people.  I'm hoping as I continue to translate some kindly soul will step in and point out to them that they need to plan their thoughts a little more carefully, rather than just gibbering at random. I'd do it but am afraid I'll botch the job and cause distress.  Norc especially is one of these delicate flower types. }}}

Norc wrote:nynorsk at its best (well, not really... but still  )

lyrics:
Vi slåst og tok,
Hjarta våre i do,
Vi spratt, som på ein trampoline.
Vi kyssa, du brukte litt mykje tunge,
Kjærleik ingen kan fornekte.

Ahem.

"We slashed of talk,
Heart where I do,
We splat, some Pa in trampoline.
We kissed, the brute with my tongue,
Car-lick engine can fornicate."

Beautiful translation Norc, my eyes were so filled with tears I couldn't go on.

{{{ Someone please step in and advise her: she just doesn't see what this looks like. It would be a kindness. }}}

 

do u even try google translate or do u just guess?


edit: nevermind... google translate suck equally... srlsy, it doesn't do nynorsk ?! i do means in the toilette, there is nothing in norwegian that is called to do.

We contested terrain and took,
Our hearts to do,
We popped, as on a trampoline.
We kissed, you spent some much tongue
Kjærleik no one can deny.