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Post by Eldorion Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:46 pm

I'm glad that you're doing ok, Mrs Figg. Smile
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Post by Orwell Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:41 am

Dear Mrs Figg,

I hope you're not pining because a certain Most Popular Male (who I shan't embarrass by naming) has been away for awhile? scratch He is a heart breaker I know; Most Popular Males have a habit of doing that to gorgeous women. Me, of all people, would know that. I love you

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Post by Mrs Figg Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:27 pm

yes I am pining. Sad
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Post by Eldorion Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:25 pm

It's good to see you again, Mrs Figg. Smile If that Orwell is getting you down, perhaps Kafria can give you some advice on how to deal with him. Twisted Evil
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Post by Orwell Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:15 pm

Kafria is in the Past.... I've even crossed out my Diary entry for 2014. I won't be meeting Kaf now - I'm writing in "Mrs Figg" instead. Very Happy

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Post by Mrs Figg Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:30 pm

yay! Razz cat
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Post by Orwell Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:13 pm

I'm actually thinking of freeing up my calendar for 2013... Being Most Popular Male, of course, means I'll have to break a few hearts to fit you in. (Maybe I can delete Ally.. she has been a bit lukewarm lately...Probably playing hard to get as young gals sometimes do Rolling Eyes Or maybe she doesn't like sharing...).

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Post by Mrs Figg Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:24 pm

Its a Welsh thing, being half Welsh myself I know we have to share our menfolk with sheep for most of the time, its most annoying. Suspect
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Post by Orwell Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:38 pm

I do hear that Welsh sheep are amongst the most comely in the world, so you lasses might be more understanding.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:39 pm

Are you disparaging Scots sheep Orwell! Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Orwell Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:53 pm

Umm... no... I never met a Scotsheep I didn't like --- but comely? Well, not like a Welshsheep... Scostsheep have a certain rustic charm though. Very Happy

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:01 pm

Its cause the Wesh ones can sing isnt it?

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Post by Orwell Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:10 pm

Err... at certain times of high excitement... or so I heard... I know nothing direct, if you know what I mean...

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Post by Ally Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:45 pm

Er...

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Post by Orwell Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:28 am

Nod

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Post by Ally Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:14 pm

Dancing to my party playlist dressed like a librarian & shelving books at work is how to attract boys who like to read, right?

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Post by Mrs Figg Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:19 pm

yes. Nod if you wear a short skirt. Apparently. Mad
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Post by halfwise Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:58 pm

Wow, I was thinking exactly the same thing, then scrolled down.

But yes, watching comely librarians stretch to reach those top shelves is strangely mesmerizing to us bloke types. And horn rimmed glasses only work on comely young librarians, but work well. Don't try the horn rimmed look as a waitress, you'll be sadly disappointed. Short skirts are always a hit for all advocations.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:36 pm

If there are any of those sliding ladders for getting to top shelves those are good combined with the skirt- and you can slide along on it and sneak up on your victim, em boy of your choice.

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Post by azriel Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:47 pm

with or without the sheep ?

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:49 pm

Depends if you are Orwell or not-or in fact any Ozhobbit- in which case definetly with a sheep. Nod

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Post by halfwise Fri Jan 04, 2013 7:08 pm

azriel wrote:with or without the sheep ?

Oh showing up with a sheep under your arm is as good as announcing you are bisexual. Just bag your dude before he figures out why you are holding the sheep.

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Post by azriel Fri Jan 04, 2013 7:08 pm

At least with sheep youve got plenty of wool to hang on to, just make sure youve had your jabs ! Or come to that.. the SHEEP has its jabs ! ( & put elastic bands round the tops of yer wellies! saves a lot of drying out later!)

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jan 04, 2013 7:16 pm

put elastic bands round the tops of yer wellies- Azriel

But if you do that you cant put their back legs down your wellies so they cant run away.....I've said to much havent I? drunken

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Post by halfwise Fri Jan 04, 2013 7:25 pm

Hello Dear Newbie...um....welcome to Forumshire! Smile

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