Ask Mrs Figg

I'm glad that you're doing ok, Mrs Figg.

Dear Mrs Figg,

I hope you're not pining because a certain Most Popular Male (who I shan't embarrass by naming) has been away for awhile? He is a heart breaker I know; Most Popular Males have a habit of doing that to gorgeous women. Me, of all people, would know that.

yes I am pining.

It's good to see you again, Mrs Figg. If that Orwell is getting you down, perhaps Kafria can give you some advice on how to deal with him.

Kafria is in the Past.... I've even crossed out my Diary entry for 2014. I won't be meeting Kaf now - I'm writing in "Mrs Figg" instead.

yay!

I'm actually thinking of freeing up my calendar for 2013... Being Most Popular Male, of course, means I'll have to break a few hearts to fit you in. (Maybe I can delete Ally.. she has been a bit lukewarm lately...Probably playing hard to get as young gals sometimes do Or maybe she doesn't like sharing...).

Its a Welsh thing, being half Welsh myself I know we have to share our menfolk with sheep for most of the time, its most annoying.

I do hear that Welsh sheep are amongst the most comely in the world, so you lasses might be more understanding.

Are you disparaging Scots sheep Orwell!

Umm... no... I never met a Scotsheep I didn't like --- but comely? Well, not like a Welshsheep... Scostsheep have a certain rustic charm though.

Its cause the Wesh ones can sing isnt it?

Err... at certain times of high excitement... or so I heard... I know nothing direct, if you know what I mean...

Er...

Dancing to my party playlist dressed like a librarian & shelving books at work is how to attract boys who like to read, right?

yes. if you wear a short skirt. Apparently.

Wow, I was thinking exactly the same thing, then scrolled down.

But yes, watching comely librarians stretch to reach those top shelves is strangely mesmerizing to us bloke types. And horn rimmed glasses only work on comely young librarians, but work well. Don't try the horn rimmed look as a waitress, you'll be sadly disappointed. Short skirts are always a hit for all advocations.

If there are any of those sliding ladders for getting to top shelves those are good combined with the skirt- and you can slide along on it and sneak up on your victim, em boy of your choice.

with or without the sheep ?

Depends if you are Orwell or not-or in fact any Ozhobbit- in which case definetly with a sheep.

azriel wrote:with or without the sheep ?

Oh showing up with a sheep under your arm is as good as announcing you are bisexual. Just bag your dude before he figures out why you are holding the sheep.

At least with sheep youve got plenty of wool to hang on to, just make sure youve had your jabs ! Or come to that.. the SHEEP has its jabs ! ( & put elastic bands round the tops of yer wellies! saves a lot of drying out later!)

put elastic bands round the tops of yer wellies- Azriel

But if you do that you cant put their back legs down your wellies so they cant run away.....I've said to much havent I?

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