Homosexuality

Oh dearie dearie,
what a bummer,
What was Odo
doin' last Summer?

"Nothin' at all, I truly mean it,
don't care what they say,
I only cleaned
the house all day!"

Oh no-ey, blow-ey,
such a strumpet,
What was Odo doin'
with that trumpet?

"Oh nothin nothin'-
least, not un-natural,
I was just playin' hymns
as a matter-of-factual!"

Oh oo-ey, goo-ey,
what a furphy,
It's said Odo was in bed
with ol' Ben Murphy.

"Rubbish! Twaddle!
Pumpkini soup!
I slept each night
upon my roof!"

Oh iddle, piddle,
what a wanker,
Ben said Odo is such
a perfect spanker.

"What a lot of
rabid bluster,
I swear I used
a feather duster!"

Oh foobey, boobey,
what a liar,
It's said: 'Once in bed,
and once by fire!'

"How can you ever
believe ol' Ben the Bender?
He was so drunk,
How could he remember!"

"The Ballad of What Odo Did Last Summer." Lord Byron (on opiates).

Wisey Banks

I think that the fallout and prison sentence from this might possibly explain why Odo became such a moralist.

What have these times come to? Even the most respectable hobbits have become unrespectable! This cannot be true, surely Odo!?

Lorient Avandi wrote:What have these times come to? Even the most respectable hobbits have become unrespectable! This cannot be true, surely Odo!?

No, not exactly... hard to explain.. err... I never had a Bill Clinton-like situation with that hobbit...

Lorient Avandi wrote:What have these times come to? Even the most respectable hobbits have become unrespectable! This cannot be true, surely Odo!?

We are a forum for Free Spirits! Say, that means you're a free spirit too, doesn't it? {{{{{He does seem awfully interested in talking about homosexuality, I have to say.... }}}}}

No, not me! Never!

Lorient Avandi wrote:No, not me! Never!

The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks.

Well, someone in your position of Authority, should perhaps read this.. err... I'll encrypt it for you, Eldo ----

{{{{{"THE TORY MANUAL OF COVERING UP THINGS CONTRARY TO WHAT WE PREACH PUBLICLY."}}}}}

Now, Eldo, what were you saying about my Untainted Respectability?

{{{{Pleeease say something about my Untainted Respectability, dearest Eldo. Dear old friend.... }}}}}}

I'm sure that any orgies held at the party were orgies of the most respectable sort.

{{{{{What was that about your untainted respectability, Odo? }}}}}

Eldorion wrote:I'm sure that any orgies held at the party were orgies of the most respectable sort.

{{{{{What was that about your untainted respectability, Odo? }}}}}

{{{{{No, not excatly what I was getting at... no, not at all, not in the least... }}}}}

Why Odo!? And you Eldo, how could you do this!?

Look, I'm with you on this, Eldo. If Odo wants to bonk old poofs, that's his business, and none of ours. Leave the old homo alone. It's very unrespectable to badger the old horses hoof over what he did or didn't do, the silly old buggerer!

I appreciate you're trying to help, Orwell, but I'm not sure you are...

Lorient Avandi wrote:And you Eldo, how could you do this!?

I'm afraid I'm going to need you to specify which specific outrage you're asking about.

How could you influence poor Odo to do something like that? I guess I won't be taking any respectability classes from him!

Eldorion wrote:

Lorient Avandi wrote:And you Eldo, how could you do this!?

I'm afraid I'm going to need you to specify which specific outrage you're asking about.

Lorient is being a bit ambiguous, I confess. Stems probaly from ambiguous sexuality, I s'pose. {{{hee hee hee - that should rouse him, Eldo.. hee here hee}}}.

Lorient Avandi wrote:How could you influence poor Odo to do something like that? I guess I won't be taking any respectability classes from him!

You give me too much credit, Lorient. I don't have that much influence over Odo!

Orwell wrote:Lorient is being a bit ambiguous, I confess. Stems probaly from ambiguous sexuality, I s'pose. {{{hee hee hee - that should rouse him, Eldo.. hee here hee}}}.

{{{{{Good one! *snicker snicker snicker*}}}}}

My feeling is we should suppress this thread entirely, Eldo. That would work. And, no, I'm not saying it because people are casting Nasturtians at me! No, not at all... I do so for proprieties sake. (Why a good Mormon lad should start such a thread in the first place is beyond me. )

Eldorion wrote:

Lorient Avandi wrote:How could you influence poor Odo to do something like that? I guess I won't be taking any respectability classes from him!

You give me too much credit, Lorient. I don't have that much influence over Odo!

You have NO influence over me, actually.

odo banks wrote:Why a good Mormon lad should start such a thread in the first place is beyond me.

Don't ask me, but based on his continuing posting in this thread, it's evidently something that weighs heavily on his mind. Perhaps we should encourage him to come out ... bring out his feelings on the matter, no?

Orwell wrote:

Eldorion wrote:

Lorient Avandi wrote:And you Eldo, how could you do this!?

I'm afraid I'm going to need you to specify which specific outrage you're asking about.

Lorient is being a bit ambiguous, I confess. Stems probaly from ambiguous sexuality, I sp'ose

You people are freaks!

odo banks wrote:You have NO influence over me, actually.

Not anymore.

Why not just admit it, Odo, and move on. We're a Libersl Forum. We can tolerate your sexual perversions, but I for one, can't stand your lack of honesty.