Homosexuality

There is much fun to be had in Forumshire. Breathe the free air, relax.... being a serious person does not preclude one from ALWAYS being serious, surely...

Sorry Mirabella but Pretty is away at the moment- something about getting something special for Lesbo Proudfoot. Not sure what, but from the firm set of jaw and harsh eyeballing she was doing- which I've learnt to take a sign thats its a lot better, and safer, to be somewhere else- I'm glad I'm not Lesbo. Pretty never was good with competition.

Oh dear... Can't all three of us be friends? I say, "Let's be friends!" I'm off to Lesbo's. (Now, what should I wear?)

"Pretty would you shut up a minute I'm trying to think-- no I don't know how heavy a weight you would need on a rope to knock down the top storey of a house - what sort of crazy hobbit has more than one storey anyway? Oh yeah Lesbo does- leave me out of it- Mirabella says why can't you all just be friends? What? I can't hear you above that whooshing boulder noise- what? What have daisy-chains got to do with anything?"

Lorient Avandi wrote:Ok, what's with all of these alternate personalities? Can I please be told who is who? As in which accounts are just being used by the same person?

The trend of registering multiple accounts and having them all post alongside each other started back on the Old Forum and has become something of a tradition here. The mods can tell who is who because of IP addresses but it's been our policy (starting with GB, the original mod) not to reveal which fake accounts belong to whom out of respect for members' privacy. In some cases it is obvious, of course, but there have been others that surprised me when I was able to see IP addresses, and some people like it that way. I know it can be pretty weird at times but my best advice is just to relax and go with it.

Pettytyrant101 wrote:"What have daisy-chains got to do with anything?"

Interesting turn of phrase...

Lorient Avandi wrote:I'm a homophobe, in the broadest sense of the word. I do not hate them and i can respect them. Not gonna take I to heart though. All homosexuals who I have personally come in contact with have been odd, to the point of me disliking them, but that is only 3 people. And it was for their qualities that had nothing to do with their sexuality.

Being odd (or queer, as Tolkien might have put it) isn't always so bad. Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Eldorion wrote:

Lorient Avandi wrote:I'm a homophobe, in the broadest sense of the word. I do not hate them and i can respect them. Not gonna take I to heart though. All homosexuals who I have personally come in contact with have been odd, to the point of me disliking them, but that is only 3 people. And it was for their qualities that had nothing to do with their sexuality.

Being odd (or queer, as Tolkien might have put it) isn't always so bad. Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Oh yoooouuuuu... (I knew it, I did. I knew it! )

See what happens when the NotP is temporarily relocating to new offices! Scandal and they are missing it- thats at least one editor youve killed off right there Eldo.

Damn, and I was hoping that this might spur them back into action! Lousy press, they're there when you can't stand them, but when you want them, they're a thousand miles way.

Eldorion wrote:Damn, and I was hoping that this might spur them back into action! Lousy press, they're there when you can't stand them, but when you want them, they're a thousand miles way.

That's just sooooo true, Eldo. The NotP reminds me of Petty and my video... Promises, promises, promises... no pressure though.

Eldorion wrote:

Lorient Avandi wrote:I'm a homophobe, in the broadest sense of the word. I do not hate them and i can respect them. Not gonna take I to heart though. All homosexuals who I have personally come in contact with have been odd, to the point of me disliking them, but that is only 3 people. And it was for their qualities that had nothing to do with their sexuality.

Being odd (or queer, as Tolkien might have put it) isn't always so bad. Don't knock it till you've tried it.

That's not right...

So the rumors ARE true huh Eldo?

Cruel thats what you two are Eldo and Orwell. Plain cruel. Lucky really I have a hide thicker than a rhinoceros arse wrapped in a quilt).

Looking at that picture again Eldo was that not taken during your misguided negotiations with the Dark Planet?

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Cruel thats what you two are Eldo and Orwell. Plain cruel. Lucky really I have a hide thicker than a rhinoceros arse wrapped in a quilt).

Looking at that picture again Eldo was that not taken during your misguided negotiations with the Dark Planet?

It was a meeting with the OTHER Dark Planet Council (the Secret Tory one).

Ahh- yes. Very Public School.

Darn tootin'...

Orwell wrote:It was a meeting with the OTHER Dark Planet Council (the Secret Tory one).

Don't play coy, Orwell, you know where it's from! And now the NotP should really be kicking themselves since I'm about to reveal the hitherto unknown improprieties at the Unexpected Party that led to Odo Banks arrest this spring (and in a way led to his release by Admin as well )!

Scandal!!! This might even prompt a weekend edition if I can find the editor under the empty buckie bottles.

Now all we need to do is figure out why no one could remember anything before the photographic evidence was uncovered.

Eldorion wrote:

Orwell wrote:It was a meeting with the OTHER Dark Planet Council (the Secret Tory one).

Don't play coy, Orwell, you know where it's from! And now the NotP should really be kicking themselves since I'm about to reveal the hitherto unknown improprieties at the Unexpected Party that led to Odo Banks arrest this spring (and in a way led to his release by Admin as well )!

{{{{{Where's my new semi-auto....}}}}}

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Oh yoooooooouuuu.

Sell your story to the press in a pm Eldo. I must retire sadly.

I think discretion might be a useful strategy, Eldo... You are, after all, a Person in Authority. And when in Authority, one should be discreet... surely....

Sleep well, Petty, while the investigative journalists at State News try to figure out what roles other Forumshire residents played in the infamous party.

odo banks wrote:I think discretion might be a useful strategy, Eldo... You are, after all, a Person in Authority. And when in Authority, one should be discreet... surely....

I actually think you look quite dashing in that picture, Odo.