Critical Council

Armed police response?

Some youngsters think the Wise are pompous,
But no, they just don't want fools to swamp us,
With banal, silly, childish, pathetic banter,
Young people being such thoughtless ranters,

I say -

Whoever let them be seen and also 'heard',
Was an ignorant stupid dumb ol' turd,
Probably a Leftie (a petty tyrant, no doubt),
Mincing round in Gay attire, his bits hangin' out,

probably -

Someone saying: "Children are precious - special,
Why not turn them into mincing homosexuals?"
This is the kind of thing the Wise fight against,
And they're called "pompous", what a disgrace!

"The Ode of The Truly Wise." Robert Frost, Poet (thinking).

Wisey Banks

Thanks Wisey. My feelings exactly.

As to you, Eldo, if you ever call me duuuuuuuuuuude again, watch it!

And you, Petty, err, is there any other kind of response.. in the circumstances I mean... I was insulted.

A leftie! Your channeling has gone to far this time Wisey. Call up or channel that Frost bloke again so I can smack him one between the eyes! {{The rest of course was spot on and delightful}}

Fair point Orwell. Shoot first ask quesions never if you properly dispose of the body.

Pettytyrant101 wrote:A leftie! Your channeling has gone to far this time Wisey. Call up or channel that Frost bloke again so I can smack him one between the eyes! {{The rest of course was spot on and delightful}}

Fair point Orwell. Shoot first ask quesions never if you properly dispose of the body.

If the witnesses .. err.. are dealt with.. then... well, if there are no witnesses there's no crime... just ask George Bush...

Sounds like good police work to me.

Sadly I have to go to bed - should have done so 2 hours ago but damn you all for being such entertaining company.

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Sadly I have to go to bed - should have done so 2 hours ago but damn you all for being such entertaining company.

I think that's a familiar problem on Forumshire.

Eldorion wrote:

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Sadly I have to go to bed - should have done so 2 hours ago but damn you all for being such entertaining company.

I think that's a familiar problem on Forumshire.

That's the problem with this forum.... You know, we hardly even talk about the movies. Ridiculous! Why won't it just die? Dark Planet may well ask (boring Dark Planet, that is, mmm yes)... why? We're not a Respectable Forum, now are we? Silly, inane, peurile, boyish-humoured, girlish-tickled, and even crabbity at times (when Petty and/or Lorient are on anyhow). No, not Respectable at all.

With Lorient on? What's that supposed to mean?!

Lorient Avandi wrote:With Lorient on? What's that supposed to mean?!

I name thee Sir Crabbity Lad. Arise, young Knight of the Crabbit Order. (Petty has trained you well --- or are you a natural? )

Does that mean Petty's crabbitness comes from repressed homosexuality too? It makes a certain amount of sense given that Pretty appears to be his main experience with women.

Thanks Orwell, totally natural.

I'm seriously as far away from homosexual as you cam get.

Lorient Avandi wrote:I'm seriously as far away from homosexual as you cam get.

Does this relate somehow to "crabbitiness"? Being crabbit never stopped Petty being homosexual, or seeming so, at least.

Lorient Avandi wrote:I'm seriously as far away from homosexual as you cam get.

Keep telling yourself that.

{{{{{He does go on so about it though, Eldo, have you noticed?}}}}

Eldorion wrote:Keep telling yourself that.

Science Teachers would tell you that this is a way of curing oneself of homosexuality. Self-reinforcement behaviour. Apparently, Darwin did studies with monkeys in Borneo, and those monkeys who told themselves a hundred times "I'm not homosexual, I'm not!" cured themselves of it every time. I've got Darwin's "Monkery See Monkey Do" somewhere or other - possibly under the winerack... I'll drag it out...

{{{{{I know, it's like he's trying to tell us something. }}}}}

Eldorion wrote:{{{{{I know, it's like he's trying to tell us something. }}}}}

Well, to be perfectly scientific, I think he's trying to "tell himself" something - or persude himself might be even more accurate, according to Darwin, at least.

You haven't put your scientific mind to certain other considerations yet, have you Sweet Kafria?

Now, now, there'll be plenty of time for those kinds of considerations, Orwell. One must not be hasty. It's very unscientific of you, you know. We're not all randy monkeys here -- well, at least I'm not.... {{{{hee hee hee }}}}

You guys have issues.

We can't really help but give you a hard time after you brought up your (supposed) dislike for homosexuals again.

No, I agree with Lorient. You guys are weirdos... I'm only glad Eru is among us. He'll sort you all out... Praise the Lord (Amen).

Well soorrrry. Keep my opinions to myself next time. {{{{{{{probably not but, hey, it sounded good}}}}}}