DARK PLANET DAY 2017

azriel wrote:That looks like an alien from Dr Who is trying to climb up her arse

Ah but is a RTD era alien or a Moffat alien?

{{RTD - looks like it belongs with the Absorbalof and farting Slitheen }}

A hostile takeover, Norced by page 2. Only in Forumshire.

{{History repeats Halfy! History repeats!}}

'Their attention was brought back to the peril of the moment by a scream......Petty and Odo swivelled their heads skywards. The Dark Planet was making straight for them, straight down in a plunge with mouth wide.
“So what was the plan we came up with again?” Petty asked.
“We didn't,” Odo replied without taking his stricken gaze from their closing impending doom,”we just stood here talking same as we always do in a crisis.”
“Ahh. Bugger.”.........“you know its funny how when faced with impending doom at the hands of a giant planet with a mouth like a venomous snake that the mind seems to dwell on inconsequential stuff.”
“Yes, very true,” Odo agreed, “its a mark of respectability of course to keep calm under pressure by talking about nothing in particular as if it were a perfectly normal day.”
“And not say a day when a huge alien Dark Planet with a mouth like a venomous snake is about to eat you?” Kafria asked, hugging Squach close to her and trying to cover her eyes, in which she was failing as Squach kept prying her fingers back off so she could peep out.'
“Yes,” Petty said in a loud voice, trying to be heard over the increasing roar, ”exactly that sort of day. Perfectly normal.... Its getting very close now,” he added his voice tinged with some worry as the gaping mouth filled all the sky above them, “I don't suppose anyone has got a plan yet?” - The Darkest Day

On Dark Planet, pussy grabs you.

Amarië wrote:On Dark Planet, pussy grabs you.

#amarieco

nothing says forumshire like some propper norcing i am so proud of you

In your honour

I dont ever remember you being geeky never/ But you were very adorable and every so often a little anamae  But no never geeky

Does DOD occur every February 11th? Or does it occur only annually? If every February 11th, it’s coming up quite soon! And if its annually, it would seem unavoidable...by the Forumshire Reckoning, it will occur on the 11th of February, 2018.

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Orwell wrote:Does DOD occur every February 11th? Or does it occur only annually?

Er ... both?

Both? Twice? And on the same day? What a coincidence. No wonder Orwell gets confused in this place... Me, I don’t get confused. I put it all down to nefarious thinking of the worst kind... That’s what I put anything down to that I don’t like or understand. Eru bless me.