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Post by Orwell Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:49 pm

I have joined up with Dark Planet - to see what it's like and be involved.

Obviously, I see myself as a representative of Forumshire (and a unabashed Refugee-of-the-Soul at that).

I posted a couple of Wisey's Channellings (with his permission). The strangest paranoia then besieged me. What if Taz stole them and never gave them back? Shocked

So, as a precaution, I've started this thread - to store any posts that I (or any of you) might want to keep safe -- just in case.

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Post by Ringdrotten Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:13 am

What if Taz stole this thread? pirat

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Post by Orwell Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:29 am

FORUMSHIRE THREAD (Dark Planet) POSTINGS (24/6/2011)

As a bird I fly here, free,
Above the forests and the seas,
Across the plains and o'er hill,
Above the smoke of hamlets still,
But whether it be sea or mire,
I'm dreaming still of Forumshire.



Posted with the kind permission of
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FAMILY FRIENDLY POEM

Forumshire is family friendly,
(A beloved place - Eru's Assembly),
And like all folks - and this is true -
We only talk like family do.

Not families so scared of life,
That we hide by day as if it's night,
We see the world with clear eyes,
And seek out truth among the lies.

Oh such family folk we truly are,
We note the pain, both cut and scar,
And if we laugh a bit - oh yikes! -
We only suggest what real life’s like!

That way kids might grow with eyes that see,
With ears that listen (and not just to Me!),
An open heart, a wiser head,
That's what kids need at time of bed.


(With kind permission again).


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Post by Orwell Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:31 am

Oh youuuuu.... Ringdrotten! Very Happy

I had to duck out on child delivery to school duties (done in a family friendly way) and did not read your post until I posted Wisey's channellings.

Hee hee - you funny Norwayan you... Very Happy

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Post by Ringdrotten Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:38 am

Well, you never know! But I think I know how to make this thread theftproof - encrypt the title! (((((((Dark Planet)))))))) - Impossible to find Very Happy Though we might not find it ourselves, didn't think of that.. scratch

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Post by Orwell Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:42 am

It is a weird world you and I exist in, Ringdrotten. Ahh... there's no place like home. Smile

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Post by odo banks Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:47 am

My goodness, I took a peek at Dark Planet. What a metropolis it is - but no one talks much to anyone, considering how many folk are residents! Typical cities, cool to cold, even on the best days, even if the folk seem very nice, and very respectable, I give them that! They remind me of that free spirited Winston Smith in a way, but after he was "fitted-to-match" Shocked They need to be freed, I think, even if they risk disrespectualization by coming here....

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Post by Mirabella Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:54 am

I too popped in for a look... My goodness, Pretty Tyant is such a brave shield maiden on our part! I love you
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Post by Biffo Banks Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:58 am

Duk Plantit? Shocked
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Post by Wisey Banks Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:02 am

How sad their smiles
for all they try,
How bleak their eyes,
though they don't cry,
how long the lines
invisible
of their tears,
how miserable,
the folk in those chill
unfriendly streets
walking around
in sad defeat,
yes, no sex,
politics, violence,
but how miserable
the sounds of silence.


Simpkin and Barfunkle.

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Post by janesmith Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:04 am

We were planning to take our students on an educational tour of Dark Planet. I think we'll wear our grey formal uniform, so as not to become too noticeable:-jane
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:06 am

Ah Wisey. How I have missed you, your Channelings are the perfect accompaniement to a buckie or ten. Forget your women troubles, you will always have the Channeling whatever bit of skirt comes or goes. And always an appreciative audience.

Sounds like a dangerous day out to me. Hope you got all the parental consent forms signed Jane.

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Post by Ringdrotten Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:06 am

Good one Very Happy

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Post by Orwell Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:08 am

There are some who think you guys are cracked, but I must say it was like you had visited Dark Planet with me and saw with your eyes and listened with your ears. As I said, it's nice to go out into the hard and humourless world, but one can only do so if one knows he can return again to hearth, home and good friends (however cracked). Smile

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Post by Ringdrotten Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:12 am

Orwell wrote:There are some who think you guys are cracked, but I must say it was like you had visited Dark Planet with me and saw with your eyes and listened with your ears. As I said, it's nice to go out into the hard and humourless world, but one can only do so if one knows he can return again to hearth, home and good friends (however cracked). Smile

So long as people remain respectable, what does it matter if some are a little cracked? Wink

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Post by Wisey Banks Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:15 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Ah Wisey. How I have missed you, your Channelings are the perfect accompaniement to a buckie or ten. Forget your women troubles, you will always have the Channeling whatever bit of skirt comes or goes. And always an appreciative audience.

Oh Petty - I don't know what you're alluding to? Suspect Is there something you know that I don't! Shocked

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Post by janesmith Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:19 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Sounds like a dangerous day out to me. Hope you got all the parental consent forms signed Jane.

In that case, Mr Tyrant, I must cancel our visit at once. If you of all people think Dark Planet is a dangerous place, then it must be, for you are clearly no stranger to danger. Indeed, I'm amazed you're still alive as it is:-Jane
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Post by Mirabella Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:23 am

Oh I hope Pretty will be okay. Girls like her get crushed by Patriarchal Systems all the time, no matter how strong the individual herslf might be.... No, Lesbo, I don't have feelings for her... Oh, dear, I can't lie anymore.... I do have feelings for her.... Sad
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Post by Porgy Bunk-Banks Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:24 am

I think Mr Pettytyrant101 better shut his damn mouth! Mad
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Post by Wisey Banks Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:25 am

Porgy Bunk-Banks wrote:I think Mr Pettytyrant101 better shut his damn mouth! Mad

Why is that dear? Suspect

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:26 am

No buckie, no newspapers, no nightclubs (according to Pretty) no sense of humour and a plentiful lack of wit- sounds dangerous to me.

As to being cracked Ringdrotten, some folk round here may indeed be so, but I can assure you we Tyrants are perfectly sane (on the buckie scale of sanity where 0 is the base line -pink elephant spotting. I'm merely a -10, or so..)

You'll probably be in luck with Pretty, Mirabella, its just the sort of thing she would do just to annoy me. But don't expect it to last she'll you dump you as soon as she thinks you are no longer a match for her handbag or something.

Oh dear who rattled Porgy's cage?

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Post by Mirabella Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:31 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:You'll probably be in luck with Pretty, Mirabella, its just the sort of thing she would do just to annoy me. But don't expect it to last she'll you dump you as soon as she thinks you are no longer a match for her handbag or something.

Oh Petty, I'm an old fashioned girl at heart. I just know I can change her! Sad
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:35 am

Could try spaying her.

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Post by Porgy Bunk-Banks Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:37 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Oh dear who rattled Porgy's cage?

Watch it, I said... No, no, don't mind him, Wisey... he's just spitting out his Scotshobbit rubbish. You know what he's like...! Never you mind, I said... Come on, don't go all tense on me. Come on, you usually like our snuggles... No, don't go off to your study... Let's talk about this... Hey, open that *&^%$#@ door! ... Wisey I love you ... Wisey dearest I love you ... ... Lovee munchkin? I love you .... ....

(((((I'll get you, Tyrant! Mad )))))
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Post by Mirabella Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:38 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Could try spaying her.

That was not only family unfriendly, but juvenile and uncalled for. Be nice! No wonder I dropped you! Shocked
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