Thinklings

Men shouldn't abuse,
But instead should buy mink
For women, else shoes
Will be put in their drink.

Odo! Odo! I think your door policy may have failed. This place is about as secret as Porgy's affairs! There's wimin folk all over the place and not a one of them is doing anything useful such as washing, ironing, baking or pole dancing.

POLE DANCING????
What century do you think this is, the 21st???

Do you mean Polhobbits from Poland? They dance... and this Century I believe. Hey! Something to think about on the Thinklings Thread. Who'd'a thought it?

Maypoles obviously, they dance round the Maypole ( )

So obvious when it's pointed out! Thank you, Mr Tyrant.

All this talk of Pole Dancing makes me remember this thing from English today. We have been thinking of ideas for our own quiz show and in one of them, called 9 Out Of 24 Bananas, if you got to the final round, you had to lap-dance while bananas were being thrown at you!

On another weird thought-up quiz, if you got a question wrong, you were killed.

No comment.

P.S, when you invaded the GGT, us Girlies didn't haave a go at you? Did we?

You had to lap dance while getting bananas thrown at you!!!!????

Kafria, what school does your precious little girl go to?


(We plan to send our daughters to "Our Lady of the Anklelength Frock" (in Frogmorton) when they're old enough. Would you like the palantir number, pray tell?)

Btw Squach, I created the original GGT if one remembers correctly, and I never said that I wouldn't keep a respectable eye on it, quite the contrary! As to the Thinklings Thread, well, we did want to keep it secret (((( ))) and safe from girls, both old and young. You can see how badly things are going here, and that because of what I would politely call, "Feminine Taint." No wonder the gentlehobbits here are getting a bit crabbity! Oh well, at least Primmy and Bella and Mirabella know their place. Respectable ladies all. They're not here uttering their banalities. They know enough to keep theirs at home! Perhaps some of the other girls in Forumshire might take a leaf from their book, mmm?

Er- I can't remember- though I do remember posting a picture of myself wearing various pink babies clothing, after a certain odo said there "were no girly girls" on the forum! And I am at home btw! So there!

But your intellectual matter is here, Ally! Perhaps you might keep that at home with you... and if you can't, try posting it on the GGT. This is the Thinklings Thread. How often must I remind you of that salient fact? You know, The Thinklings Thread, where gentlehobbits are welcome but pesky girls are not!



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Is where all the "gentlehobbits" hang out then? Fine, I'll leave and I'm more likely to find proper hobbits elsewhere, you know, real hobbits! And You'll miss me when I'm gone, for sure!

Oh I intend to visit the GGT regularly. I do enjoy all that vacuous chat you girls tend to have. My only problem is where you have it!

Well really Odo, I don't post that often, nor has Squach recently, and Tin never spams any thread, indeed quite the opposite, and Kafria is a prominent member of the BBST! So there!

I heard Kafria's ideas are merely tolerated on the BBST... but who am I to spread gentlemanly rumours...

ODO SPREADING 'GENTLEMANLY' RUMOURS!!!

A source has revealed that a certain respectable (at the moment) hobbit of Needlehole, has been spreading rumours across the Thinklings thread. Surely the creator of this thread, Mr Odo Banks, will never allow sure unrespectability on his own thread. These rumours are suspected to be very ungentlemanly.

It's Dr. Wisey and Mr. Banks! He puts forth the air of respectability, but it sometimes slips...

odo banks wrote:I heard Kafria's ideas are merely tolerated on the BBST... but who am I to spread gentlemanly rumours...

Yes, but if i keep being involved you'll forget you're only tolerating me. Occasionally you'll agree, sometimes find an argument I raise compelling and befroe you know it You'll be actively seeking my contributions and being guided by my superior ideas!

odo banks wrote:You had to lap dance while getting bananas thrown at you!!!!????

Kafria, what school does your precious little girl go to?


(We plan to send our daughters to "Our Lady of the Anklelength Frock" (in Frogmorton) when they're old enough. Would you like the palantir number, pray tell?)

Well it's mine!

Squach is involved in the student voice who are planning a fund rasing day (we're allowed a whole afternoon off timetable - yippee). Maybe they should suggest this as one of the ideas?

odo banks wrote:You had to lap dance while getting bananas thrown at you!!!!????

Kafria, what school does your precious little girl go to?


(We plan to send our daughters to "Our Lady of the Anklelength Frock" (in Frogmorton) when they're old enough. Would you like the palantir number, pray tell?)

Well, we didn't actually have to do that, Odo, it was just a stupid idea from one of the groups! (Wait, that group was the one with my boyfriend in! I do hope he isn't hinting at anything!!! )

(Wait, that group was the one with my boyfriend in! I do hope he isn't hinting at anything!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked )

Just wait till I see his big sister on Mondasy!!!

Oooh, drama. *grabs popcorn*

I will keep strict watch from here-on-in, Eldo! I'll keep Mother Superior at Frogmorton informed of events. You know, to prevent educational (?) methods of this kind spreading! For an ounce of prevention is surely better than a pound of cure!

Can I have some popcorn, Eldo?