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Re: Welcome and Introductions (Newbies, Please) [2]
Thank you! I am enjoying myself here with the different topics that has appeared over the years! One of the best forums I have been on.
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Re: Welcome and Introductions (Newbies, Please) [2]
The very best forum there is, I think! A belated welcome from me as well, huffjuff
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Re: Welcome and Introductions (Newbies, Please) [2]
Vikings have good taste
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Does that mean you've changed your opinion on the troll cream? And the herring?
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Vikings have good taste- Figg
Dunno about that, have you seen their hats?
Dunno about that, have you seen their hats?
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Re: Welcome and Introductions (Newbies, Please) [2]
What hats?
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Horny ones.
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Ah, of course. I've been a fool to myself. Those are apocryphal though.
There are probably several types of traditional fjordlandian hats. These for instance to wear in winter called "topplue."
Don't know what you think of those?
There are probably several types of traditional fjordlandian hats. These for instance to wear in winter called "topplue."
Don't know what you think of those?
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anyone who voluntarily eats troll-fisk-cream, has my admiration.
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I'm worried about what they're actually milking from the trolls to make this cream.
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Some questions you should just never ask Eldo.
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And some you dont want to know the answers to.
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Re: Welcome and Introductions (Newbies, Please) [2]
Oh, the troll cream is great. Except for the gravel in the teeth.
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I'm worried about what they're actually milking from the trolls to make this cream.- Eldo
Except for the gravel in the teeth.- Blue
You had to ask Eldo. And now we know however they milk them, they do it using their teeth
Except for the gravel in the teeth.- Blue
You had to ask Eldo. And now we know however they milk them, they do it using their teeth
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Nonono, you've got it all wrong.
You take the troll, make into small pieces, using a hammer and chisel, and mix it with ecological cream made from milk from cows. Add a sprinkle of cinnamon.
Quite easy, really.
You take the troll, make into small pieces, using a hammer and chisel, and mix it with ecological cream made from milk from cows. Add a sprinkle of cinnamon.
Quite easy, really.
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I never would have guessed that murder was a key step in the recipe for troll cream.
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Nono, you wait for them to turn to stone. It's a very natural process, actually.
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That sounds like a cover story to me now you've let he cat out the bag Blue.
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Re: Welcome and Introductions (Newbies, Please) [2]
We know from Tolkien that trolls are turned into stone by being caugfht in the sun, and that the result of this can be found decades later. Fjordlandans have simply found a way of utilizing that resource, by making sure to pick them and bring them home while out and about in nature.
Then again there are those who claim trolls don't exist, and say one are simply eating gravel with a dot of cream on top..
Then again there are those who claim trolls don't exist, and say one are simply eating gravel with a dot of cream on top..
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Yes but that would be just eating troll leftovers, not milking live trolls. Which we now know you Fjordians do with your teeth
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All I can do is try to explain the fascinating culture of our small country.
Though, of course, feel free to misunderstand. It certainly makes this place sound a lot more interesting.
Though, of course, feel free to misunderstand. It certainly makes this place sound a lot more interesting.
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Seriously though, I'm not sure I've ever had trollkrem. So, for anyone actually interested, you might be better off asking one of the others.
Clouberry cream though.. now that is to die for.
Clouberry cream though.. now that is to die for.
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feel free to misunderstand- Blue
Always!
Always!
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Trollkrem:
Whip sugar and that white, see-through-egg-part together to this clody foam. The whip some of the lingon berries in too, then add more and more until the cream is brightly pink.
Lingon berries are in the same family as cranberries, Google it please, so it might work with them too idk
Whip sugar and that white, see-through-egg-part together to this clody foam. The whip some of the lingon berries in too, then add more and more until the cream is brightly pink.
Lingon berries are in the same family as cranberries, Google it please, so it might work with them too idk
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And at what point do you bite the troll?
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