Re: Knowing Jackson, what's the most stupid thing that is realistically possible

by Radaghast Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:46 pm

I hate to speculate how badly PeeJerk will screw things up. It's more than enough to know that he simply will. It's what he does.

by Eldorion Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:10 pm

Sinister71 wrote:Come on .... we all know Gollum is gonna show up and knock Bilbo out for the BO5A but gets interrupted by one of the dwarves while searching Bilbo's unconscious body for the ring, which we'll get lots of close ups and slow motion panning of. Then Legolas will kill Bolg for giving him a bloody nose in DOS. Kili and Tauriel will die holding each other proclaiming their love for one another. After Killi abandons Thorin to save the elf. Fili will die protecting them instead of Thorin. All the other dwarfs will come out without a scratch because nothing has seemed to hurt them this far.

I've been wondering myself if Gollum will show up again in the trilogy. I was actually a little surprised they didn't work him into DOS. A rare example of restraint that I hope carries over to BOFA as well. I feel like there's a 50-50 chance of him appearing.

by Eldorion Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:10 pm

Also, an explanation for the blanked-out posts:

http://www.hobbitmovieforum.com/t1061-missing-posts#152152

by parzival Fri Oct 17, 2014 3:25 am

Huh. While not exactly earth shatteringly stupid, I didn't see Azog's crappy swappable appendage coming. And I guess neither did Jackson. I'm really glad they think these things through.

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by bungobaggins Fri Oct 17, 2014 3:30 am

Azog the Deflier™ action figure with over 500 interchangeable arm weapons! Collect them all!

This is definitely something we should have seen coming, but who can blame us? We could never be as creative as Peter Jackson.

by Sinister71 Fri Oct 17, 2014 3:33 am

bungobaggins wrote:Azog the Deflier action figure with over 500 interchangeable arm weapons! Collect them all!

This is definitely something we should have seen coming, but who can blame us? We could never be as creative as Peter Jackson.

I think a first grader could have been more creative than Peter Jackson and better screen play writers than Phillipa and Fran

by RA Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:08 am

Sinister71 wrote:
bungobaggins wrote:Azog the Deflier action figure with over 500 interchangeable arm weapons! Collect them all!

This is definitely something we should have seen coming, but who can blame us? We could never be as creative as Peter Jackson.

I think a first grader could have been more creative than Peter Jackson and better screen play writers than Phillipa and Fran

Hey, that's disrespectful to Kindergarteners Razz