The Daily Purist

sorry, I just found the stores of Buckie in the cellar of the restaurant Beren and I went to a couple nights ago and kind of drank it all in excitement
But Petty can assure you that there is plenty left in the royal stores for everyone else! (Unless I drank all of that too while I was drunk and don't remember doing it )

Awwww... a wedding! Isn't it romantic?! And such tasteful gowns too!

Oh dear!

I knew it! It was only a matter of time! Congratulations to the happy couple. I hope Lesbo Proudfoot isn't the jealous type.

I promised your Mother, Dizzybella, that I would find a suitable mate for you one day, Mirabella, but now... this abomination! And I was only saying to my own Bella and Primmy in bed last night, what a nice sweet innocent girl you were! I'll put a stop to it. By hook or by crook, I'll make sure this NEVER goes ahead! (And a Tyrant to boot... Just makes it worse! )

Actually, I think it's kind of sweet. Awww... Congrats Bella and Pretty. Kisses!

Sweet?! She's marrying a ruddy Banks!! No, this just can't be! It must be stopped immediately.
Pretty you just wait till paw here's about this!

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Pretty you just wait till paw here's about this!

There are more of you Tyrants?

Of course- theres loads of us. But maw and paw are still back in the croft in Scotsdale alongside my cousins and aunts and uncles. And when this news reaches them there is going to be such a crabbit cloud goes up as has not been seen since Pj made LotR's!

Oh dear- just heard that Paw is coming to Forumshire soon to sort this out- see what you've done Pretty?
I'll be hiding in my barrel!!!

Paw McTyrant! Oh my Sweet Loorrrrd!

PETTY! PETTY!

Get oot here laddie. If A huve tae cum loooking fer yi yi'll ken aw aboot it lad!!
Right! I cun find yi ba following the smell o' buckie! Git oot here afore I git tae yi laddie!

{{OOh bugger! }}

Um hi Paw! So you heard the news then?

Cum here laddie! Whit huve yi been playing at ma boy? Letting yer poor sister get hitched tae some copper? This is yir fault.

How is it my fault? Oooow my ear! Um you do know she's, uma she's a......

She's a whit? Cum oan spit it oot laddie. A wimin? I ken that? A sherriff? Aye a ken that an aw. So whit could be worse? Well didnae jist stand there shakin and lookin gleakit. Whit is she?

Well, she might be, well she is, some might say, well to put it bluntly, she's a Banks paw. Of the Needlehole Bankses.

Oh dear!

Sooo ... is that the end of Paw McTyrant?

Also, Petty, you could always try to turn the situation to your advantage and demand the Coal Scuttle back as a dowry.

Sadly takes more than shock and an explodoing head to stop paw Eldo. He's relaxing in a buckie bath whilst he plans what to do next. (sorry your Maj I had to, erm, borrow, some extra buckie from your cellars) Thing is he's fierce enough but not with Pretty-apple of his eye you see.

Good point on the dowry I shall have to mention it to paw. But who gives the dowry when its two wimin?

It will never happen, but if it does, I think the more 'butch' wimmin do. So, it'll be Mr Tyrant, I believe...

{{{Dowry? I think it's worse than I thought. What with her own Maw and Paw drownded all those years ago, Orwell, and me her Foster Father! }}}

Was that your Paw exploding just then?

He does that. Often.

I don't know if you were on the Odo's Council thread just then, but if not, I met your Paw. Angry chap. He shot off toward Mirabella's hole. Hope all's well there? Not an illness in the family I hope? Pretty, I mean. Though why he'd have steam coming out his ears, I wouldn't know.