The Daily Purist

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Um, Pretty, sister dear- your going native. Deep breaths, gulp of buckie. Easy there. Easy. Sorry Baingil, she doesn't take rejection, rivalry, or anyone not finding her amazing instantly very well. Time to go back home to Pure publications Pretty. No, no, I think smashing the bottle over anyones head will have Sherriff Mirabell ahere in a very fast jiffy. Easy now. {{{{{....................}}}}

{{{{{{Phew! I thought Petty was going to reveal a Petty family secret there for a minute and blow my "faulty monitor" story out of the water! }}}}}}

{{{{{Yes, Petty, I don't know exactly what she's up to, but - pardon me for saying such things about your family, but - I don't trust her. Not one inch, and especially not around Eldo.}}}}}

{{{{{If I had a buckie for everytime Pretty did something that embarrassed me I'd be even drunker than I am right now. So don't worry it Baingil. I suspect she was up to something for Pure Publications, I heard they are developing tiny mini palantirs that can be discreetly concealed in the smallest of places!}}}}}

{{{{{Hmm, better put strong palantir detectors in the Fortress of Lore! Don't need any more spying done.}}}}}

{{{Take forever for you to check all those shoes Pretty says you've got stored away up there!}}}}

{{{{{I already sent them off to the Salvation Army, her knowledge is outdated. }}}}}

Oh dear, my home appears to have become a female war zone. I hope Pretty and Baingil can kiss and make up soon!

Kissing unlikely I'm afraid, Eldo. Making up depends on Pretty's agreement to either be respectable or remain outside the house and not attempt to enter.

Pretty and respectable. Mmmm, nope, don't think those two things have occured in the same sentence unless the subject matter was a lack of.

Well then, as long as I can help it, she remains outside the house.

Baingil wrote:Well then, as long as I can help it, she remains outside the house.

Only wise... only wise, Baingil...

I'm BACK!!!!! And Happy Birthday Eldo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I'll break into that stash of Rasberry Buckie to celebrate!!!! Beren's gone back to Valinor for a couple of weeks, until the Picnic at least. But it seems I've missed a bit since I was gone...

Baingil, please don't shot Pretty, yes, I know it can be tempting, but we are elves of honor, and to stoop to such a level is unlady like. {{{{{{{{{{Besides, that's what gossip is for }}}}}}}}}}}}}

Thank you, Tin! And welcome back (what is it with people sneaking off on us in the first place?)! Do try to talk some sense and relaxation into Baingil.

Not particularly unladylike for a Mirkwood elf.

On the other hand, I have no quarrel with her as long as she keeps herself a good safe distance from Eldo.

Same as I, as long as she keeps her ... hands away from Beren. Honestly, what is it with these hobbit women? Aren't there hobbit men good enough for them?? Or at the very least, can't they just NOT go after other forumshirer's husbands?

*Please

Eek! DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!
You should know Eldo, I am deathly afraid of talking Donkeys!!!!!!!

Baingil wrote:Not particularly unladylike for a Mirkwood elf.

On the other hand, I have no quarrel with her as long as she keeps herself a good safe distance from Eldo.

Ooooh... you make Eldo sound... well, almost attractive....

Tinuviel wrote: Eek! DONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!
You should know Eldo, I am deathly afraid of talking Donkeys!!!!!!!

It's not a donkey, it's a DRAMA LLAMA!

My mistake! It's still kind of scary looking though...

And Porgy, quit it with the hearts! Or you'll have a pack of Valinorian hounds on you before you can button up your shirt!!!

Don't worry about it, someone I showed that picture to on another forum insisted on referring to it as the "OMG goat".

My, my the females are getting a bit testy!

Tinuviel wrote:My mistake! It's still kind of scary looking though...

And Porgy, quit it with the hearts! Or you'll have a pack of Valinorian hounds on you before you can button up your shirt!!!

Oh Majesty, please don't be angry with me. And I have no buttoms anyway... Wisey keeps buying me shirts that are far too small for me!

{{{{Nice one Wisey! See didn't I tell you washing her clothes in really hot water would make them shrink? You owe me a drink}}}}

Tinuviel wrote:And Porgy, quit it with the hearts! Or you'll have a pack of Valinorian hounds on you before you can button up your shirt!!!

I can understand Bain being possessive of me, but you too, TIn?