The Daily Purist

The DP is always assaulting Eldo. This admin is watching, though!

How did Dark Planet get my password to redirect me to Forumshire? Is that misuse of private information? Setting a honorable example? A 'family friendly" approach?

Yes, Amarie does seem to have a sense of humour. So does Fornad. I'm sorry I can't be allowed on a forum with genuinely decent, open minded seeming folk like that.

My biggest worry, though is, is DP "Dark Planet" or "Daily Purist"?

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Let it be known that Baingil is staying. Someone needs to keep an eye on these papers!

If you don't mind me advising Baingil- "Two eyes, when you can spare them."

Perfectly good advice, I think I shall take it! Unless I have to get popcorn, that is, but that doesn't take long.

I'll still be here!!! Just had the power out for a couple of days, (bloody storms ) But i'm still here!

(((((Trust Eldo to leave guards, Petty --- will we never be allowed to let loose????)))))

Seems like I've missed out on some popcorn munching while I was gone! Great editions as always, though Are there any hopes for a weekend edition, or are the editors hungover still?

I thought NotP had been dismantled? Oh -- it was that other scurrilous rag NotW ---- worse luck...

I do believe the NotP will be forthcoming this weekend Ringdrotten. Possibly some sort of exclusive they've got from, somewhere, about the inside of Admins private rooms, and something about a shoe mountain. Oh and something about a fraudulant Herring claim, no idea what thats about.

The NotP continues unaffected by rumours in this imaginary 'real world' place. However I dod confess some high level drunen meetings have been going on with Bear Muirdock (Oz troll owner of Pure Publications) about a name change in the future if this alleged 'real world' version of the Daily Pure appears on a Sunday.
Names being touted so far are Pure Sunday and The Sunday Pure. But they may well all get too drunk to decide, or Bear might get hungry first, and it will stay NotP. You never knw there might even be a reader poll on the matter.

Sounds good

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Possibly some sort of exclusive they've got from, somewhere, about the inside of Admins private rooms, and something about a shoe mountain.

Shoes to be donated to the poor, of course. I only need a nice pair of Elven shoes!

"Baingil donates shoes to poor" -For some reason I dont see NotP going for that. There more "Baingil has shoes made out of the poor!" type headline paper.

Pettytyrant101 wrote:"Baingil donates shoes to poor" -For some reason I dont see NotP going for that. There more "Baingil has shoes made out of the poor!" type headline paper.

I'm not so much into the leather look. Unless it's deer or rabbit. But it's gotta have fur on the inside, at the very least! To keep the feet warm. They'd better modify their headlines.

P.S. Not that I know from experience, but I don't think hair would be as nice as nice soft rabbit fur.

I'm into leather...

Hair is quite comfortable!!!!! You just have to shampoo it and sing to it 3 times a day!!!!! (Condition it about 5 times, just in case )

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A NotP Special Edition? For me? I can't wait for what will undoubtedly be the most hilarious birthday present I receive.

Can't wait, and I'm not even the birthday boy!

"A NotP Special Edition? For me?"- Eldo.

Not quite. For that your birthday woud need to fall on a Sunday. Its a special edition of the Daily Purist- however I have been told to prepare as the special delivery will be a unique edition featuring much more than its usual half-page. Rumour has it this is to be a full page edition with a pull out suppliment on you! Which is good for me as I get paid in buckie by weight of papers delivered.

Oh great I mean, I'm looking forward to it!

{{{{{Just as long as the DP doesn't sponsor the birthday thread. That is my job as consort. }}}}}

Ah yes, Sunday. I always get the two mixed up. An extra-special long edition of the DP sounds great, just so long as you aren't too drunk to carry that many papers!

Mmm its a Monday isn't it? Not great on Monday mornings but sure I can be motivated by enough buckie to make special deliveries.

*laughs* I should have known my comment to Leelee could be read that way.

And we thoroughly deny having bought any magical hair of any kind to hide our Master Plan. ...wait, that wasn't mentioned anywhere, was it? Ummm...
*waves hand* This is not the secret conspiracy you are looking for!

There, all is well again. So... a birthday edition you say? How very interesting.