Tales of Home [5]

Nice walk Halfy    why do you have to break in boots? why dont you wear plimsolls they are more comfortable and lightweight and your feet dont go mouldy.

Figgy... If he wore silly little shoes on Kilimanjaro he would probably end up breaking an ankle.

Losing blood isn't advisable at high altitude!

azriel wrote:Love the view from the bridge, over looking the river, Halfy    Smashing pics !
There's so much beautiful architecture in London, some of it hidden. Thats why my head is UP rather than looking at the floor when I go out. I love stone work & sculptures, statues, fountains, Lions guarding a property etc etc     

Like this one?

Lancebloke wrote:Figgy... If he wore silly little shoes on Kilimanjaro he would probably end up breaking an ankle.

Losing blood isn't advisable at high altitude!

pppffft! they used to go up there in tweed plus fours, brogues, a bit of Kendle mint Cake and a jolly hockeystick.

And some of them used to die!

Norc: yes, that's me.  Almost swapped it for another, then I figured nearly everyone else has 'come out'.

Eldo: oh, so you travel with people smart enough to know the best way to get into NYC is NOT through mid-town.  Everyone wants to take the first damn bridge or tunnel they come to, then sit in traffic and curse.  Uptown is where it's at.   

Figgy: you break in boots so they eventually give up and go all submissive on you and don't give you blisters.  I'd prefer sneakers but as Lance says feet need solid protection on long walks.

Az: Don't have quite as much stunning architecture as London, for the most part I don't consider New York to be a beautiful city.  But it's there if you know how to hunt it down.

Lance: is there anywhere you haven't been?

yes, that's me- Halfwise

Which brings me to an annoying aspect of Amercians- whats up with your face Halfy- there is absolutely nothing wrong with it!   
Do Americans all come out a box tanned and with perfect teeth?

Where are the gnarled bits of your face like an ancient tree? Where are the marks, the pocks, the scars, the dry patches where the wind has worn away the outer layers of skin? The baccy stains? The permanent stain of buckie? You are not even a proper light blue colour with surprise red blotches. Not one part of you is hanging at odds with another. Bloody Americans!  Its just showing off you know  

You're too far back. my neck is red, there's a bald spot on the back of my head, the hair on front is so thin that a fine mist makes me look like gollum, there's a doohickey on my ear, etc etc. What you see is the effect of my face in shadow, then I pull the shadows out flattening the contrast.

Oh, I'm properly grotesque, never fear.   

hahaha "has come out" but halfy... you're worse than a teenager..

so weird to put a face to the name though....

(was it like that when i "came out"?)

You didn't have the spiky tail we all imagined.

HEY!

Or a forked tongue from all the swearing.

And whaddya mean "worse than a teenager?"   

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Or a forked tongue from all the swearing.

though it is more entertaining to imagine the burning blue streak coming out of the mouth of a sweet looking teenage girl.

oh for fuck's sake .... i am not that bloody sweary, for god's sake.. damn..

 

Thankyou Lance for the magnificent lion ! Ive a soft spot for them  

There are 2 of them guarding our building.... they are very big!

They don't guard the side doors though....

it snows it snows fiddeli fuck!

(not my video) sharing for the song


det snør det snør, fiddeli fuck!
det snær det snør, fiddelfi fuck!
nå snør det mye mer en det bør!
tiddeli fuck og faens jøvla snøøøøøØ!

huttemegtuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!aaah the memories...

Norc wrote:(not my video) sharing for the song


det snør det snør, fiddeli fuck!
det snær det snør, fiddelfi fuck!
nå snør det mye mer en det bør!
tiddeli fuck og faens jøvla snøøøøøØ!

Delightful performance, made me smile. But who's idea was that pointless video?

And why do you keep crossing out your 0's. They seem rather inoffensive to me, what did they do to deserve that treatment?

Ahem.

"That snore, that snore, fiddlely fuck!
That snore, that snore, fiddlely fuck!
Now snore that mine more in that bore!
Tiddlely fuck oh fine jovial snore!"

Mind you, the grammar needs work, but nice lyrics Norc!

the video is shit, the song is great (was the only place i could find it )

because u can't write Sno when it is snø.