Tales of Home [5]

I had a bar of chocolate on the back of the bus  

Is it April already?   But that means its nearly time for my annual bath!   

It's almost May, Petty.   

 

azriel wrote:I had a bar of chocolate on the back of the bus  

Well, it was Saturday night after all.   

Norc wrote:oh for fucks sake...

Oh, it was mostly about the shrimp.   Yum.

Italian problemz.

Its still there on the way home.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!  !!

There's so little damage to the car that it almost looks like he did it on purpose, but I can't think you would do that without a ramp....  

Are parking spaces really that hard to find?   

 

  what gets me is, thats a very nice sportscar, and the idiot ploughed into that White car you see in the first photo, but ended up going the wrong way AND up the bollard thing. Mind you I have seen worse. I will keep you posted.   

Around here, you see mostly sports cars in the ditches during the summer, and mostly 4x4's in the ditch during the winter.  I figure the sports cars themselves may be better at handling windy roads, and the 4x4's may be better at handling slick roads, but the people who buy them are planning on pushing the envelope, and include a high percentage of idiots.  Not the vehicle's fault at all!  

Its motor bikes here this time of year and through the summer- bikers (or as my paramedic friend refers to them 'organ donors') emerge from a winter in the cities, go hell for leather round the country roads and the inevitable happens- every year.   

Italian drivers .    But I've heard even an Italian will pull off to the side of the road when they see an Austrian license plate coming. Is that true?

I've hitchhiked mountain roads in Austria. Diving over guardrails and a little bit of cliff dangling is just par for the course if you don't want to be a hood ornament.   

halfwise wrote:Italian drivers .    But I've heard even an Italian will pull off to the side of the road when they see an Austrian license plate coming.  Is that true?

I have never heard of that. But anyone driving a Matiz is given a wide berth. My area has the highest car insurance after Naples. Thats pretty bad.

I have an actual face-to-face interview with an actual human being this week.   

Not to worry Bungo Ive heard some humans are alright, in small doses. And if not pretend your FU and put some stick about   

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  good luck Bungo

I have no idea how anyone expects anyone to get anything done at all when the weather is this nice.   

Then, simply, dont ? Blue   
Good luck with humanoid Bungo  

Weather is pretty shit here. Been overcast for a few days... no sun, no rain, just cloud.

Saw about this on reddit, happened in Baltimore, hoping it's not near you Eldo.

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2014/04/30/major-sinkhole-involving-several-cars-opens-at-26th-street/