Re: Gif thread [2]

by azriel Fri Apr 24, 2015 9:00 pm

No No No No No little seal Sad

RUN ! dont get eaten !!!

by chris63 Thu Apr 30, 2015 8:17 pm

by azriel Thu Apr 30, 2015 8:22 pm

Oh yes ! nothing like a bit of girl lunacy !

by chris63 Thu May 07, 2015 4:32 am

by azriel Thu May 07, 2015 8:19 am

Eh ? Is he on an insurance scam ?? God, there's some loonies about Very Happy

by Eldorion Thu May 14, 2015 2:25 pm

The truth and the cringe...

by azriel Thu May 14, 2015 3:12 pm

by Pettytyrant101 Thu May 14, 2015 5:06 pm

by Mrs Figg Thu May 14, 2015 8:27 pm

by chris63 Fri May 15, 2015 9:32 am

by chris63 Fri May 15, 2015 9:47 am

by azriel Fri May 15, 2015 11:18 am

1st one...... shit me pale

2nd one ...... Laughing

brill

by Mrs Figg Fri May 15, 2015 8:11 pm

that's something you don't often see! Shocked

who has a Cheetah in their basement?

by Pettytyrant101 Fri May 15, 2015 9:50 pm

That'll be me if the Thing in my fridge ever gets out pale

by azriel Fri May 15, 2015 10:11 pm

by Bluebottle Fri May 15, 2015 10:12 pm

You have a cheetah in the fridge? Shocked

That must increase grocery expenses.

by Pettytyrant101 Fri May 15, 2015 10:54 pm

I dont think its a cheetah, do they make gurgling chortling noises?
If it is a cheetah god knows what it wil be like after growing on unidentifable mouldy stuff and old buckie....actually hold on thats my diet!

by Bluebottle Fri May 15, 2015 11:28 pm

At least the scottish diet might have slowed it down a little. Shrugging

by Pettytyrant101 Sat May 16, 2015 12:17 am

Doubtful a Scottish diet will have reduced its taste for violence- it never has with the rest of us!

by Bluebottle Sat May 16, 2015 12:52 am

Leave it a bottle of buckie. Nod

That will keep it occupied while you book a ticket to the continent.

by Bluebottle Sat May 16, 2015 12:53 am

by azriel Sat May 16, 2015 11:59 am

Amazing creatures ! violent, but, amazing.

by David H Sat May 16, 2015 1:26 pm

I've got a few killer whale stories too.

During the summer I used to take groups of students out sailing and camping for 5 days at a time in these:

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We'd just left the shore about an hour earlier, on the first day, with a brand new group of 8 kids and a chaperone from inland who'd never been in a boat before, let alone seen a whale.

We were crossing the straights when I saw one of the resident pods of orcas (killer whales) swimming parallel to our course about 1/4 mile away. The kids were mildly interested in the few fins and splashes they could see, but didn't really grasp the power. It was all still so new and unfamiliar.

Then the big male broke off from the pod and turned straight for us with just his huge fin sticking out above the surface. As the fin got bigger the kids started getting excited. I had to reassure them it WASN'T a great white shark but a friendly orca like Free Willy and that he was just curious and coming over to say hi. (I carefully don't say "killer whale" at times like those).

I started to get a little concerned though when he got to within 20 yards of us and was still coming.

Then two things happened at once. The orca dove, and all the kids scrambled to the starboard side at the same time to see him, causing the boat to tip dangerously. Shocked

I couldn't leave the helm, but as I looked down I could see the old bull passing just a few feet beneath us, large as a bus, rolled over on his back so all we could see was the vast expanse of his white belly just below the surface. One bump would have capsized us. affraid

He passed beneath us, and as his tail was disappearing under the boat and I was just starting to exhale, all the kids raced to the other side to see him go!!! They almost did what the whale had failed to. Shocked

To this day I still deny that any inappropriate language was used.
{{"Inappropriate" to the situation that is... :nod}}

by Pettytyrant101 Sat May 16, 2015 2:37 pm

Those kids are lucky I wasnt the skipper, I'd have been throwing them overboard as a distraction Nod

by bungobaggins Sat May 16, 2015 2:42 pm