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Post by Tinuviel on Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:04 am

I decided to open up a bar where us many depressed forumers can go to drink away the sorrows that have been inflicted upon us from PJ and coven. I've brought over some very strong wines and whiskys from Valinor, and I've convinced Beren to bartend (he's quite good at listening to your problems and making them seem not as bad as his own Laughing )
But there are 2 rules:

1. No mention of PJ and coven (if they are to be referred to, they will be called... well... whatever name is suitable!)
2. No underaged drinking! (Lemonade will be served. Be careful not to confuse it with Mikes hard lemonade tho! Suspect )
3. All crabbity-ness must be either left outside the bar or thrown away in the bar (Remember, the drinks are to absolve crabbity-ness, not encourage it!)

Enjoy!

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Post by Eldorion on Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:57 am

I see more than two rules. cheers
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Post by Ringdrotten on Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:41 am

I'd open a "Peter Jackson is awesome" pub, but a pub needs visitors I guess. How I miss GB in times like these! Sad

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:51 pm

"All crabbity-ness must be either left outside the bar or thrown away in the bar"- Tin

I might be able to drown it in the bar but I ain't promising anything!

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Post by Squach on Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:14 pm

I want some Coke!!! Mad

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Post by Eldorion on Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:20 pm

Squach wrote:I want some Coke!!! Mad

I didn't realize that this bar was that sort of establishment! Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Post by Ringdrotten on Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:46 pm

Cool .... albino .... affraid

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:02 pm

Lets hope noone from the NotP is in here! What with Odo's moral campaign against bad mothers and Kafria falling asleep at her daughters Expected Party they might get the wrong idea!
'Barkeep- better set Kafria up a drink, make it a triple, its on Ringdrottens tab, yes, its his round.'.

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Post by Ringdrotten on Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:59 pm

Heck, why not! Might as well get you purists drunk, maybe then it will be easier to talk some sense into you Laughing

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Post by Eldorion on Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:42 pm

Odo's moral campaign has always struck me as very hypocritical given what a party animal he used to be. Laughing
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Post by Kafria on Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:54 pm

Right Squach is abed and it's time to relax

Barkeep get me a ..... Oh! lovely...how did you know?

Oh thats very kind Ringdrotten (thanks Petty, and I didn't fall asleep I was testing the table for..... for....... for cleanliness!!!! Yes the skin on my face is the most snesitive to stickness and crumbs!!!!

(quick thinking there brain well done! who says the buckie stops you thinking straight!) Very Happy

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Post by Eldorion on Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:56 pm

It always seems to inspire, or at least it inspires Wisey's muse (I can't imagine where else he would get inspiration for that Razz ).
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Post by odo banks on Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:58 am

Mmm...

1. No mention of PJ and coven (if they are to be referred to, they will be called... well... whatever name is suitable!)

I have intention of EVER mentioning PJ and coven - anywhere! Mad

2. No underaged drinking! (Lemonade will be served. Be careful not to confuse it with Mikes hard lemonade tho! )

I'm too old for underage drinking (which has it's sadder aspect btw...)

3. All crabbity-ness must be either left outside the bar or thrown away in the bar (Remember, the drinks are to absolve crabbity-ness, not encourage it!)

I heard the elves could be ambiguous, and here is proof, I'd say! Mad


NB: I must say, Forumshire seems to have descended into a Buckie haze, and this thread is no different --- disgusting! Mad

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Post by Eldorion on Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:48 am

At least you're still young at heart, Odo! Very Happy drunken
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Post by Tinuviel on Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:09 am

People of Forumshire!!!
This saloon was opened to drink away the sorrows of life (of ANY kind) with some enchanted, Valinorian wines and spirts and buckie! Purist OR Liberal.
It can also be a place for celebration!!! cheers (when it's called for of course, don't want to be dis-respectable)

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Post by Eldorion on Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:20 am

I need to drink away some sorrows after inadvertently seeing a bit of a game show on TV. Evil or Very Mad

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? wrote:HOST: What metric unit of measurement is by definition one thousandth of a meter?

CONTESTANT: I don't know. Measurements aren't really my thing, so I would say ... a yard.

This person is apparently an 8th grade English teacher. Sad Where's that buckie?


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Post by Baingil on Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:06 am

Lemonade? Sounds good. Smile
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Post by Ringdrotten on Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:45 pm

Seen this, Eldo? Smile


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Post by Ally on Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:32 pm

That's private eye quality Ringdrotten! But let's not be stereotypical- surely we're not suggesting most Americans are dumb? Question Question

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Post by Eldorion on Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:41 pm

Unfortunately I have, but I'm still at a loss for words. Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

On a similar note... Laughing

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Post by Tinuviel on Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:36 am

See! A drink to the stupidity that is becoming American culture!! Sad
It's a shame really. I would've respected my country if we were the same as a couple decades ago. Now we're just lazy and slowly eating ourselves to death Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:53 am

"Women don't want to hear a mans opinion, they just want to hear their own in a deeper voice"
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
She might be an idiot Ringdrotten but he is a genius!

As to Miss Carolina Eldo- thats what Illuvator gave us the mute button for. Very Happy

And Tin at least we have US citizens such as yourself and Eldo proving that not all stereotypes are necessarily true.

Of course it wouldn't happen in Scotland where even our socks are well educated;


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Post by odo banks on Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:43 pm

I hardly believe a Saloon could be anything but dis-respectable! Mad

Btw "Saloons" in Forumshire? I ask you... (Something PJ and his coven would come up with, I grant!)

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Post by Ringdrotten on Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:40 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:
She might be an idiot Ringdrotten but he is a genius!

Indeed Laughing

Odo Banks wrote:I hardly believe a Saloon could be anything but dis-respectable! Mad

Btw "Saloons" in Forumshire? I ask you... (Something PJ and his coven would come up with, I grant!)


I believe Sheriff Frodo here disagrees!

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:46 am

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