The Upside Down Happy Birthday Orwell Thread

[Pettytyrant101]

Happy Birthday Orwell- have a great day and I hope you get very, very drunk indeed   

NotP to follow later.

[Amarië]

 

Happy birthday, old man! I said: Happy birthday! ... No, I said BIRTH DAY!

Meh, never mind. A beer then?  

Thought so.

[Norc]

happy 95th birthday!
     

[Forest Shepherd]

Well well, the same age as Nelson Mandela. Interesting.
Happy Birthday!



Is Orwell really that age? I can't imagine it being entirely healthy for him to get "very very drunk" as Petty wishes if so.

[Orwell]

And I don't look a day over 87! All the pure thoughts, you see! A lifetime of them!   Thank you all.


My wife got a new car today - (it's true! ) - and I got a DVD!  (It was 'R' rated, though! From my Son! He knows what his Dad likes! ) {{{Game of Thrones btw! }}} 

[Orwell]

 

Happy birthday, old man! I said: Happy birthday! ... No, I said BIRTH DAY!

Oh you dear dear witty lady, you!  










{{Bitch....  }}}

[Mirabella]

 

I just had to send you the first of our Party photos! Orwell is so full of spark just now...  We expect we'll be partying until at least 8.30pm!

[Bluebottle]

Happy birthday Orwell.

Petty; If I know anything about Australians he's probably in the middle of something like this. Even at 95.

[halfwise]

Happy birthday Orwell!

(and if my research is correct, same to Anne! (however did THAT happen?  ))

Anyway, happy birthday you disjointed irreverent wanker!  

[David H]

 Happy Birthday Orwell!  

I even bought you a present! 

Spoiler:

[Eldorion]

Happy birthday Orwell! I was going to try to convey my birthday wishes to you in Australian slang, but I'm not entirely clear on the difference between terms of endearment and vulgar insults is in your dialect.

[Pettytyrant101]

They are the same thing Eldo.  

[Orwell]

Oh dear! You pack of daggy arseholes!

[David H]

You pack of daggy arseholes!

 
Translation:



I understand this is high praise in Ozhobbitese.

[Ringdrotten]

Happy birthday, Orwell

[Mrs Figg]

Happy Birthday Orwie  

[Orwell]

Oh Mrs Figg.... I mean to say...  

[Orwell]

{{{Gotta say - those sheep are quite dispombabumbuloobalating to the senses, Dave - to say the least!  They're burned onto my retinas you cranberry stuffing piece of proverbial poo-poos, God bless you!  ... And damn your blasphemous high heels to Hades! }}}

[leelee]

Hope you had a happy day with your family Orwell I wish I could give you a new car too.

[Orwell]

Actually, I don't mind her getting a car. It was just a coincidence it happened on my birthday. I'm not  a car person anyway. But you know me by now, leelee - if I can make the occasional facetious and cheeky remark, I will. Believe me - I rarely mean any harm.

But thanks for the thought anyway! {{{Maybe next year? You could save up!  }}}

[Elthir]

Happy Birthday Orwell! Age 95? That is a gilded age  

I got you a pun for your birthday but I can't be expected to know what it means, if anything

[Orwell]

Of course, any Age is gilded when you're a McOdo, Elthir.  



{{{I thought a Lore Master would know that!  }}}

[David H]

{{{Gotta say - those sheep are quite dispombabumbuloobalating to the senses, Dave - to say the least!  They're burned onto my retinas you cranberry stuffing piece of proverbial poo-poos, God bless you!  ... And damn your blasphemous high heels to Hades! }}}

{{{Here to help! }}}

[Orwell]

{{{Oh Dave! Droll - very!  }}}









{{{Friggin' daggy arsehole! ... and not in the complimentary sense! }}}

[Lancebloke]

Happy belated birthday!