Just...................whatever [2]

The curious incident of the builder in the night time.

Going back a few pages... yes CC12 35... I am saying that.

Going back to this page.... I don't do alcohol any more. I am of a higher culture these days.

that's really judgemental of you

Yes.... yes it is

the saddest feel comes creeping in...that you have 2 copies of footloose

1 on VHS and 1 on DVD.... what's the problem?

Eldorion wrote:

Norc wrote:then it's not legal.

In Maryland (and about 28 other states) it's legal to drink alcohol on private property if your parents are present and okay with it, regardless of age. My parents happened to be fine with me trying alcohol even before I was 18. So suck it.

no thank you. you don't have kinder eggs.

Lancebloke wrote:1 on VHS and 1 on DVD.... what's the problem?

the problem is i'm lost somewhere along your sleepy contours

Take a left, then straight on till morning.

Or was it right?

that reminds me a joke from the famous five (itv version)

Doesn't mind me of one... but then I never did see the Famous Five (itv version)

Spurs 3 - Citeh 1!

http://www.flightradar24.com/
This is great fun - Shows which planes are overhead. if you click on the plane it tells you where it is from and going. And you can get a view from the cockpit with some of them.

Thats pretty cool- but I bet most of the planes that go over here dont show up on it- we get a lot of military aircraft round here pretending its Afghanistan!

It was sent to me by a friend, I had a quick look,but,havnt had time to have a go !

Spoiler:

Egads and bugger I forgot!- no I saw there was more and meant to read it when, um, the letters were less blurry and moving about less.

I shall have a read poste-haste!

your excused ! Im not much of a story teller,so dont get your hopes up ! I had a mad urge (its worn off now)

Always follow a mad urge I say- if I hadnt followed a mad urge once I wouldnt have ended up hanging upside in a tree with my kilt round my ears and a squirrel....wait, hold on, thats maybe not a good example.

God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf up in heaven. On the first tee, JB leads off and hits a big blast right down the gut; it rolls to a stop about 270 yards out, perfect lie. Jesus steps up next and kills the ball, sending it about 300 yards straight away, perfect lie.

God steps up and waggles and wiggles and then badly hooks his ball into the trees. As it flies in, a huge oak is struck by lightning and splits, one half falling into the path of the oncoming ball and knocking it into the fairway. As it comes to a rest, a bare 50 yards out, a squirrel darts out of the woods on the other side and grabs the ball and takes off towards the left-side woods. Before he gets in, an eagle swoops down and grabs the squirrel, carrying it aloft down the fairway. Just as it passes over the green, the eagle is pelted by hailstones, whereupon it drops the squirrel (still clutching the ball) onto the green about three feet from the hole. Dazed, the squirrel spits the ball out where it rolls up and stops on the lip of the cup. Suddenly there is an earthquake! The ball drops in... hole in one!

Jesus stares at John the Baptist with a pissed look, then turns to God and says: “Dad? We gonna play golf, or are you just gonna mess around?”

#QuoteYourTeacher sorry I forgot to pull out

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Always follow a mad urge I say- if I hadnt followed a mad urge once I wouldnt have ended up hanging upside in a tree with my kilt round my ears and a squirrel....wait, hold on, thats maybe not a good example.

is this the first time in history that a squirrel has spat out nuts in disgust.

only AFTER the squirrel had thought he'd found a nice warm furry place to hide them !

Who is the guy's face in Ally's avatar? I could swear I've seen it before but I can't place it.