Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only

[Pettytyrant101]

Ill let you handle that one Orwell.
Im going to get some peanuts, Im sure I can see a bit of areola, anoher four bags and we'll be there!

[Orwell]

{{Its always the same- golf clubs, gentlemen clubs- they always want to come in gibbering about equality or female orgasms or some other imaginary nonsense and then they just hang around being women- the whole point is to have somewhere where there are no bloody women. Its like they know- and wont let us!}}}}

Sorry, Petty, but I can't help it... And so true.. soooo true!

"they just hang around being women" - that's just soooo true! {{{}}}

[azriel]

Im with CC, this is just the place to TRY to find out how men "tick",( I think its "tock" now) & show us the piccys !

[Orwell]

i thought this was a thread to look @men

You obviously accidentally misunderstood and misconstrued things, Kooky! Look at Men? Women look, I gather? How revolting! Ladies don't do that. That's for people like Mrs Figg and Azriel... and you..? Well, I see... Anyway, I'm keeping my kit on, seeing as you lassies have clearly come here to gawk! What, you're own thread too boring... Well, I guess it's all women stuff there, so I shouldn't be critical... I mean, Eru made us girls and boys. His fault really..

[Orwell]

Im with CC, this is just the place to TRY to find out how men "tick",( I think its "tock" now) & show us the piccys !

See my last post, Azriel...

[Pettytyrant101]

I think Ive worked it out Orwell- women have discovered that if men get together, with no women about we start to think! Thats why they dont let it happen. Well, that and it inevitably seems to leads to sodomy and the Tory party.

[Ally]

does anyone know where I can get a grey leather jacket and really nice sleeveless summery blouse?

If I didn't dress like a children's theater teacher on a kibbutz, how would anyone know it was me?

[Orwell]

Kooky's just-as-annoying twin! What next?

[David H]

So is somebody going to buy a round? Anybody? Ladies?

[Orwell]

I think Ive worked it out Orwell- women have discovered that if men get together, with no women about we start to think! Thats why they dont let it happen. Well, that and it inevitably seems to leads to sodomy and the Tory party.

You make some good points - however uncomfortable they might be. .

[Pettytyrant101]

Its been Orwells round for about two hours Dave, good luck on that front.
And thats if you can get to the bar for women being esoteric at the barkeep.

[David H]

Yes, ummm....now that you mention it, what exactly does that "Boys Only" mean......

[Orwell]

So is somebody going to buy a round? Anybody? Ladies?

No, no, no - we don't want the ladies here, that's the point David. They have their own thread now. Think of this as a Men's Shed, where manly stuff happens. Don't encourage them whatever you do.

[Pettytyrant101]

Hey I think the women are finally gone.
So, um what exactly is it we do on this thread again Orwell?

[Orwell]

Yes, ummm....now that you mention it, what exactly does that "Boys Only" mean......

Look, either we want women here, or we don't, David. You're probably used to women being around in their skirts and lowcut tops and suspender belts and feather boas - but on this thread --- well --- we might need to make some adjustments when it comes to entertaining ourselves... however awkward...

[Pettytyrant101]

Well for a start it needs some manly decor- so I found a couple of posters of Who ladies to brighten the place up.




Thats better and more manly already.

[David H]

Hey I think the women are finally gone.
So, um what exactly is it we do on this thread again Orwell?

Yeah Orwell, I need some clarification too. It seems Manly stuff doesn't involve alcohol but it does involve boys, is that right?

[Orwell]

Hey I think the women are finally gone.
So, um what exactly is it we do on this thread again Orwell?

I'm thinking about buying a sander as the top of the door in my son's room is sticking.... That kind of thing - I think... My God... I've become so metrosexualized, I'm not sure I know what Manly is anymore....

[Orwell]

Hey I think the women are finally gone.
So, um what exactly is it we do on this thread again Orwell?

Yeah Orwell, I need some clarification too. It seems Manly stuff doesn't involve alcohol but it does involve boys, is that right?

Men and Boys, David. Men leading Boys into Manhood. That kind of thing. I think it's still Manly to drink alcohol, though I confess you do seem quite unManly when you're out cold on the floor, Petty wth your kilts all a'sprawlin' - attractive as some men might find that... not me, of course...

[Pettytyrant101]

So not just talking about ladies wobbly bits and whose is best then?
Actual stuff?
So um whats the problem with the door then? And does it need the expense of a sander?
Could you not reduce with sanding paper by hand, or alternatively even plane it?

[David H]

Men and Boys, David. Men leading Boys into Manhood. That kind of thing.

[sigh] That's what I was afraid of.

[Orwell]

My hands are probably a bit more delicate than they once were - what with all my metrosexualization over the years --- Bloody Women!

[Orwell]

Men and Boys, David. Men leading Boys into Manhood. That kind of thing.

[sigh] That's what I was afraid of.

I did an edit, David. Hope it clarifies things for you.

[David H]

I do like the artwork Petty. Looks more like Men leading Girls into Womanhood though. I don't know if Orwell will approve.

[Orwell]

Well for a start it needs some manly decor- so I found a couple of posters of Who ladies to brighten the place up.




Thats better and more manly already.

Didn't see this for some reason... Perhaps we're moving in a better direction now... I was beginning to feel a bit awkward Petty.. and David wasn't helping....