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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:22 pm
It is worth noting Norc there is a disclaimer on buckie bottles in very small print, which reads :
The name 'Tonic Wine' does not imply health giving or medicinal properties'.
I think Angmar and Sons have the buckie contract.
The name 'Tonic Wine' does not imply health giving or medicinal properties'.
I think Angmar and Sons have the buckie contract.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by Norc Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:25 pm
haha, geez, so it really is a real product then?
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by Amarië Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:26 pm
Norc wrote:i have come to the realisation that tumblr doesn't really care about tumblr being cute and cuddly.. i just fine dirty stuff like this.. and others, but you guys won't get the humour, it's too... tumblry.
Haaaahahahahaaa!!
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:29 pm
Of course it is real Norc! 
People even have tatoos to show their love of buckie-
Even the Simpsons appreiates it-
People even have tatoos to show their love of buckie-
Even the Simpsons appreiates it-
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by Norc Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:32 pm
why is the second a broken buckie bottle fucking a ripped vagina in someone's.. arm?
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:34 pm
I dont think its meant to be a vagina - just a tear in flesh- you see buckie serves two purposes- first you drink it- then you are in the right frame of mind to smash the top of it and randomly attack strangers with the broken bottle- thats why they make them out of glass. 
Buckfast contains 15% alcohol in the 750 ml green-bottled UK version and drop for drop more caffeine than red bull.
- just a tear in flesh- you see buckie serves two purposes- first you drink it- then you are in the right frame of mind to smash the top of it and randomly attack strangers with the broken bottle- thats why they make them out of glass. Buckfast contains 15% alcohol in the 750 ml green-bottled UK version and drop for drop more caffeine than red bull.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:37 pm
Got to hand it to them- nice bit of marketng that. 
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by Eldorion Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:30 pm
I can overlook my feelings about IKEA to say that I love that ad! 
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by Mrs Figg Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:34 pm
thats got to be the worst method of birth control I ever saw.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by Ally Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:14 pm
I don't think that's a method of birth control.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:37 pm
Dunno about that, you could break your back trying to have sex in one of those.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by Ally Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:46 pm
No, I couldn't!
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:52 pm
Then youre not trying hard enough.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by Ally Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:54 pm
Shouldn't you be trying harder?
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by Norc Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:56 pm
omg... where's the popcorn, this gets weirder and weirder, but there is actually a conversation going on
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:06 pm
Shouldn't you be trying harder?- Ally
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by halfwise Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:23 pm
Norc wrote:why is the second a broken buckie bottle fucking a ripped vagina in someone's.. arm?
Actually, he may be mainlining it.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by Mrs Figg Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:43 pm
anyway back to the fluffyness. 
Has anyone played on the Google banner? its such fun.
Has anyone played on the Google banner? its such fun.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by Eldorion Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:49 pm
Ally wrote:Shouldn't you be trying harder?
Ooooooh snap.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day
by Amarië Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:37 pm
Eldorion wrote:Ally wrote:Shouldn't you be trying harder?
Ooooooh snap.
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