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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:22 pm

It is worth noting Norc there is a disclaimer on buckie bottles in very small print, which reads :

The name 'Tonic Wine' does not imply health giving or medicinal properties'.

I think Angmar and Sons have the buckie contract. Very Happy

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Post by Norc Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:25 pm

haha, geez, so it really is a real product then?
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Post by Amarië Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:26 pm

Norc wrote:i have come to the realisation that tumblr doesn't really care about tumblr being cute and cuddly.. i just fine dirty stuff like this.. and others, but you guys won't get the humour, it's too... tumblry.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:29 pm

Of course it is real Norc! Mad

People even have tatoos to show their love of buckie-

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Even the Simpsons appreiates it-

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Post by Norc Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:32 pm

why is the second a broken buckie bottle fucking a ripped vagina in someone's.. arm?
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:34 pm

I dont think its meant to be a vagina Mad - just a tear in flesh- you see buckie serves two purposes- first you drink it- then you are in the right frame of mind to smash the top of it and randomly attack strangers with the broken bottle- thats why they make them out of glass. Twisted Evil

Buckfast contains 15% alcohol in the 750 ml green-bottled UK version and drop for drop more caffeine than red bull.


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Post by Norc Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:36 pm

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:37 pm

Got to hand it to them- nice bit of marketng that. Laughing

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Post by Norc Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:41 pm

Nod
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Post by Eldorion Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:30 pm

I can overlook my feelings about IKEA to say that I love that ad! lol!
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Post by Mrs Figg Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:34 pm

thats got to be the worst method of birth control I ever saw.
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Post by Ally Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:14 pm

I don't think that's a method of birth control.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:37 pm

Dunno about that, you could break your back trying to have sex in one of those.

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Post by Ally Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:46 pm

No, I couldn't!

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:52 pm

Then youre not trying hard enough.

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Post by Ally Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:54 pm

Shouldn't you be trying harder?

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Post by Norc Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:56 pm

omg... where's the popcorn, this gets weirder and weirder, but there is actually a conversation going on Very Happy
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:06 pm

Shouldn't you be trying harder?- Ally

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Post by halfwise Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:23 pm

Norc wrote:why is the second a broken buckie bottle fucking a ripped vagina in someone's.. arm?

Actually, he may be mainlining it.

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Post by Norc Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:30 pm

mainlining? that sounds horrible...
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Post by Mrs Figg Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:43 pm

anyway back to the fluffyness. Shocked

Has anyone played on the Google banner? its such fun. I love you
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Post by Norc Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:09 pm

that's the cutest thing everr!!
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Post by Eldorion Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:49 pm

Ally wrote:Shouldn't you be trying harder?

Ooooooh snap.
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Post by Amarië Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:37 pm

Eldorion wrote:
Ally wrote:Shouldn't you be trying harder?

Ooooooh snap.




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Post by Norc Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:45 pm

Laughing
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