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Re: the all Dog thread!
by azriel Mon May 26, 2014 9:16 am
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by azriel Tue May 27, 2014 8:58 pm
Awh ! poor little pupsy !
of course, when he gets back on dry land, he'll tell his mates " that fish was THIS big!"
of course, when he gets back on dry land, he'll tell his mates " that fish was THIS big!"
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by azriel Fri May 30, 2014 8:59 pm
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aw so cute
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by azriel Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:09 am
That might not be as daft as you think, lots of dogs feel stressed out cos "mum" or "dad" isnt there, ( neither is your shoes, settee, half the kitchen,when you get home)
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by Norc Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:51 pm
Leopold is such a well-behaved, well-mannered dog like he jumped of the balcony (without hurting himself 
which is kinda huge since he's the biggest clums ever) and walked himself so didn't have to take a shit on the balcony (he has liquid poop).
although earlier today he did a little jump/shake/twerk after he took a shit and sprayed shit on me and my sister.. the most disgusting think I've ever experienced....
which is kinda huge since he's the biggest clums ever) and walked himself so didn't have to take a shit on the balcony (he has liquid poop).although earlier today he did a little jump/shake/twerk after he took a shit and sprayed shit on me and my sister.. the most disgusting think I've ever experienced....
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by halfwise Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:09 pm
Thanks for that image. Much appreciated. 
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by halfwise Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:24 pm
Speaking of dogs jumping off things, one of my favorite memories occurred at a scenic overlook we use to launch hang gliders. It's basically a low wall around a point of a mountain. Beyond the wall is a steep grassy slope - any steeper you'd have to call it a cliff. Unless you are leaning over the wall all you see is a horizon bounded by distant mountains.
A couple friends arrived with their new dog, who had never been there before. The parking lot is about 50 meters from the wall. So they pull up and open the door - the dog takes one look at that inviting horizon and bolts straight towards the wall, launching himself over it like a catapult in one smooth motion. It was all over in a few seconds; I still remember my friends' open-mouthed shock as their new pup disappeared into the blue in a beautiful dog-shaped parabolic arc.
I can only imagine the pooch's reaction when he realized there was basically nothing below him on the other side. He'd picked the point of steepest slope, and at the speed he was going must have gone 20 meters vertical before reconnecting with earth. No report on whether he rolled or not, but about 30 seconds later he frisked around the side of the wall, with nothing but a slight limp to show for it. He never went near the wall again.
Clearly there is a God, whose job is to protect the dumb-fucks.
A couple friends arrived with their new dog, who had never been there before. The parking lot is about 50 meters from the wall. So they pull up and open the door - the dog takes one look at that inviting horizon and bolts straight towards the wall, launching himself over it like a catapult in one smooth motion. It was all over in a few seconds; I still remember my friends' open-mouthed shock as their new pup disappeared into the blue in a beautiful dog-shaped parabolic arc.
I can only imagine the pooch's reaction when he realized there was basically nothing below him on the other side. He'd picked the point of steepest slope, and at the speed he was going must have gone 20 meters vertical before reconnecting with earth. No report on whether he rolled or not, but about 30 seconds later he frisked around the side of the wall, with nothing but a slight limp to show for it. He never went near the wall again.
Clearly there is a God, whose job is to protect the dumb-fucks.
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by Norc Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:31 pm
ahahahaha omfg! i didn't think that story would end well!! dogs are stupid but they are really lucky too xD
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by azriel Sat Jun 14, 2014 8:16 am
I want that puppy ! hes so cute ! 
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by Forest Shepherd Wed Jun 18, 2014 2:53 am
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