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Re: the all Dog thread!
by Norc Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:19 pm
Eldorion wrote:You haven't really lived life if you haven't sustained at least one serious injury to your privates.
Or maybe that only goes for guys?
that goes for guys. i'de rather keep my boobs intact thank you very much.
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:36 pm
that goes for guys. -Norc
I had a mate who in our youth decded to learn to ride a bike (we had all been riding a bike for years- he for some reason never had)- we were cyling along a forestry path and it took a sharp blind turn, straight down a set of steps.
He was in front, went straight down them, but he didnt stand up on the peddles so every stair he bumped down the saddle smacked him in the knackers, all the way to the bottom of the stairs.
As his friends we were very sympathic and only laughed at his agony for half an hour or so.
I had a mate who in our youth decded to learn to ride a bike (we had all been riding a bike for years- he for some reason never had)- we were cyling along a forestry path and it took a sharp blind turn, straight down a set of steps.
He was in front, went straight down them, but he didnt stand up on the peddles so every stair he bumped down the saddle smacked him in the knackers, all the way to the bottom of the stairs.
As his friends we were very sympathic and only laughed at his agony for half an hour or so.
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by Norc Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:45 pm
poor bloke... i remember once.. i had to brake really hard or something on a bike (never been particularly good with bikes either) but yeah.. long story short, i landed on the steer thing and scraped my erm.. fanny on the screws and shit all the way down.. god.. that hurt. maybe as much as when i fell on skiis and landed with the ski turned up and right in my buttcrack and on my tailbone. i had to stand still both times for a couple of moments and just hold back.
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:46 pm
Well at lest then you do qualify for Eldo's rule- everyone needs to hurt their privates at least once in their lives!
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by halfwise Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:48 pm
That puppy screams 'love-slut!' at me. I think his whole world is focussed on getting his belly scratched.
I was planning to show an Indian friend how to ride down stairs on a mountain bike, but he said he learned by accident: being chased by dogs down an alleyway on top of a hill, which ended in a flight of wooden stairs then went down about 2 stories. Said he had no choice but to suddenly learn how to ride down stairs...
I was planning to show an Indian friend how to ride down stairs on a mountain bike, but he said he learned by accident: being chased by dogs down an alleyway on top of a hill, which ended in a flight of wooden stairs then went down about 2 stories. Said he had no choice but to suddenly learn how to ride down stairs...
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by azriel Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:06 pm
Dam right Norc ! to think you can stretch your "anatomy" to the size of a football pitch is astounding ! Men dont have that ! If they had children Im sure Nature would have them lay an egg that you kept warm in an airing cupboard, (or distillery in Petty's case !). Joanna Lumley made me laugh from an episode of "ABFAB," she said a lady's anatomy when you get older are like a pair of saloon doors ! 
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by halfwise Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:08 pm
I don't think I needed to hear that...
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:13 pm
That a generous description- I did care work for 20 years, you dont want to know Halfwise, you realy, really dont. When some old ladies walk towards you they get a round of applause, and no one is clapping!
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by azriel Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:14 pm
I laughed out loud at that one Petty !!_________________
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by halfwise Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:30 pm
Not listening.....not listening.... 
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:30 am
More cute puppies!
Their cat is not going to be happy when it finds out about this!
I told them to call the one on the right Petty and the one on the left Mrs Figg.
Their cat is not going to be happy when it finds out about this!
I told them to call the one on the right Petty and the one on the left Mrs Figg.
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:33 am
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by azriel Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:41 am
That 1st photo is the cutest,sweetest puppy face you could ever wish to see ! I just wanna cuddle it & squeeze it & give it a big sloppy kiss !
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by azriel Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:42 am
Chris......... your sick !
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by azriel Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:49 am
Awwwhhh !!
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by Norc Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:20 am
i neeeeed those puppes they're adorable!!!!!!
do they all have names by now?
do they all have names by now?
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:07 pm
Most of them do. And they have all got homes to go to now too, once they are old enough and have fiinshed getting all their jabs and stuff.
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but they're so cuuuuuute!!!
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Re: the all Dog thread!
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:24 pm
Yeah, now they are. sadly they get bigger.
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