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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:50 pm

Happy Birthday Your Majesty! cheers
I am told the NotP have been working flat out (that usually means drinking and then panicking as the deadline approaches)- a birthday NotP should be ready for delivery later this evening (so heres hoping with time diffrences its still your birthday Tin!)

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Post by Norc Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:32 pm

congratulations dear majesty!
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Post by Eldorion Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:53 pm

Happy Birthday, Queen Tin! Very Happy I hope that you have a wonderful day. Enjoy being 17. cheers

I'm looking forward to reading the NotP when it's ready. Cool
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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:52 pm

happy birthday cheers Your Maj, your subjects salute you on this auspicious day sunny
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Post by Tinuviel Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:09 pm

Ah yes, the NOTP, this should be an..... er.... interesting article pale

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Post by David H Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:09 pm

[making low sweeping bow] Many happy returns of the day, Your Majesty!

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:17 pm

I am reliably informed it is a 'celebration of our Queens favourite things'- whatever that means at the NotP!
(and should be delivered in roughly 2-3 hours from now, very approximately).

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Post by chris63 Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:48 pm

Happy Birthday flower flower flower Cheerleader Cheerleader Cheerleader
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Post by Ally Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:47 pm

Happy Birthday Lady Tin! xxx

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:21 am

Apologies for the lateness of this edition- its not my fault for once! Those NotP reporters finished it hours ago but were so keen to celebrate Her Majesties Birthday they were blind drunk for several hours before anyone noticed they hadn't actually been delivered. Mad
So here I am late at night, slogging up the hill to Needlehole with it. And their story about me and the Queens buckie I should say is almost untrue entirely. Evil or Very Mad {{And now I will be just niping off, very quickly}}}
(Incidently this is the 21st issue of NotP- there have been 35 editions of the Daily Purist too! Doesn't time fly in Forumshire!)

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Post by Eldorion Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:22 am

Two NotPs in two days is worth another celebration! cheers Just read quickly before Photobucket takes down Her Maj's hobbit hunks. Razz
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Post by Tinuviel Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:37 am

I appreciate the NOTP tireless efforts! AND YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO PETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anway, thanks again for the birthday wishes, and I must let you all know that I got the Weathertop Lego set!!!!!!! The ringwraiths look like darth vader Razz

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Post by Orwell Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:00 am

17? scratch

Oh must be 17,000 --- but you don't look a day over 16,000, your Majesty! Very Happy

Talk about well preserved! cheers

{{{I guess it's all the buckie! Suspect }}}

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Post by Wisey Banks Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:33 am

I wonder if her gorgeous nose
is as old as she?
17,000 years old today?
(That's almost as old as Amarie! Shocked)

And of her legs
and of her arms
her spine her neck
her head
i wonder how old her
bits and bobs
her fingers and her
toey nobs
her face
bum
knees?

Are they as old as her nose? Suspect

What came first I ask?
Her perfect nose?
Or her gorgeous clothes
her mother made to
cover
her little pink body
when she was but a gleam?

I think, while her nose is venerable,
it remains refined
and crooked in perfect
err ... crookedness...
and the rest of her is quite good too -
if a bit old too -
she's been around a long long time after all -
oh our Gorgeous Tinuviel! cheers

...Maybe she was born with a perfect nose? Suspect...

Anyhow - just to be safe -
I do propose
to wish Happy Birthday to both
her body
and her
nose!

Happy Birthday Tinuviel!
cheers


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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:34 pm

Did you just call Queen Tin's exquiste and award winning nose crooked? Shocked And on her birthday too? Shocked
I'll just be sitting over here watching for her (and no doubt Beren's) response. Now where was that popcorn? scratch
Actually on second thoughts, considering the, em, buckie situation, I'll watch from careful concealment behind this suspicoulsy handy bush. Nod

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Post by Tinuviel Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:38 pm

MY NOSE IS NOT CROOKED!!!! IT IS PERFECTLY ROUND AND BUTTON!!!!!! Extremely Crabbit

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Post by David H Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:35 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:
I'll just be sitting over here watching for her (and no doubt Beren's) response. Now where was that popcorn? scratch

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:56 pm

Hey! That banana is eating my popcorn! Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Ally Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:39 pm

Wisey must die
(apart from the emotional breakdown I'll inevitably suffer it would be gd for my poetry)
But no, he totally should

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Post by Wisey Banks Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:07 am

A channeler is never meek
Applause and praise
he must not seek
and as to keeping
his head
if he can't channel Purely,
well,
he'd as soon as be dead! Mad

Now if a nose is crooked
crooked it is -
though channelin' is not science
and does tend to fizz -
'fizz?' you ask
what mean you by that? -
well, a channeler never explains -
'cause he can't - it's a fact!
Nod

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Post by Ally Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:16 am

This is just like Game of Thrones (Tin is far lovelier than joffrey though, with a nose I have long been envious of so)

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Post by Wisey Banks Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:20 am

Oh Ally Ally
murderous soul
why do you dream
of vicious knife blows?

don't you know Eru the Blessed
does love you so True
(he thinks you at your funniest
when you're Feeling Most Blue).

because sadness and happiness
and murderous rage
lie in every Soul's book
it just depends on what page.


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Post by Ally Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:30 am

Could have given me that poem BEFORE the murder

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:44 am

Shocked Shocked

You seem to be shocking me a lot this evening young Ally! (I think that's probably a good thing, the young should shock the old!)

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Post by Wisey Banks Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:03 am

A Channeler must rise
above his shock
and sit and eat
and kick and mock
and sometimes flop
his pendulous
clock
the pendulum goes
tick-tock-tick-tock -

the young may seem
pliably green
with eyes that seem
what they mean
to seem
but a Wise old hobbits
have had more dreams
and cannot be
surprised
by younger beans

a Scotshobbit
of course
being unread
is to all apparent senses
brain dead
and so can be shocked
by sleds,
and sliced
bread,
and by the
Youthful Dread
by pliable young ladies
brashly spread.


"Wisdom of the Wise, Young Ladies, and Cloutish Scotshobbits." The Secret Odes of Vergil (buried deep 'neath a rock but not immune from being channeled up by the Artful).

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