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Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
EPISODE ONE: 101 Good Reasons Skyrim is not a no1 Tourist Destination.
Reason 1- stunning vistas, at a cost.
Reason 1- stunning vistas, at a cost.
Morning in a Grand Hall, sadly not mine. Seems to have borrowed the local architecture from Edoras, including white horse motif on a green field flag.
You know I really need to dress better if I'm going to go to these sorts of places.
How come you look good everywhere Lydia?
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 1TESV2012-06-2420-15-22-82](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/1TESV2012-06-2420-15-22-82.jpg)
Today dear Lydia I declare we shall climb a mountain.
What do you mean what for? Because its there!
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
And dont ruin my big declaration with interuptions. Can't you see I'm standing heroically on the stairs?
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 2TESV2012-06-2420-20-33-63](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/2TESV2012-06-2420-20-33-63.jpg)
A beautiful morning. Mmm, no shortage of mountains it seems. Eenie, meenie, minie, mo.....
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 3TESV2012-05-2204-46-15-84](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/3TESV2012-05-2204-46-15-84.jpg)
That one! This way Lydia, on to new vistas. You're going to be cold in that you know. I'm just saying. So don't come back later when were two miles up saying that you're feeling a bit chilly thats all.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 4TESV2012-05-2215-31-11-31](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/4TESV2012-05-2215-31-11-31.jpg)
How come with so many mountians it takes so long to get to any of them?
![scratch](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_scratch.png)
Did you bring the Sweet Rolls? No, you said you were bringing them. I did not. You were in charge of food, magic scrolls and axes. I had maces, shields and cool cloaks.
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
Brilliant. You know all that leaves us with is two chunks of raw wolf leg that smells off, a suspicous mushroom I picked earlier and two live spider eggs.
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
I was really looking forward to that sweet roll.
![Evil or Very Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_evil.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 5TESV2012-05-2215-58-54-19](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/5TESV2012-05-2215-58-54-19.jpg)
Ahh, now thats a view Lydia! Smell that air. What do you mean its like rotten eggs. {sniff-choke}} Hey your right. Thats weird. Ah, its probably nothing. Once we get round that outcrop we will be at the top. Think of the view we can get from up there. Oh, and I wouldn't drink from this stream Lydia, there's a suprising, and a more careful eye might think suspicous, amount of animal bones in it. Amazing they get up so high.
What? Well I said you'd be cold.
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 6TESV2012-05-2216-02-58-27](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/6TESV2012-05-2216-02-58-27.jpg)
Careful. If you fall Lydia don't think I'm climbing all the way back down to get you. You might be the good looking silent type with a penchance for extreme violence at the drop of a hat, but your just an employee. And whats more not my employee. In fact far as I can see if you do die so long as I dont go back to Whiterun and tell your Jarl I can just collect your pay.
![Nod](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1918643206.gif)
No, I'm not saying I'm going to kill you for your pay, just that I won't be hurrying down any mountains to see if your all right if you fall. That's all. Jeesh, why so moody all of a sudden? Women!
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 7TESV2012-06-2420-24-11-04](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/7TESV2012-06-2420-24-11-04.jpg)
Hey we're at the top! We made it!
![cheers](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png)
![Cool](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_cool.gif)
What? What do you mean there's a dragon behind me. Don't be stupid lass. I'm not fallin gfor that. Oh, really? A live dragon? Don't be daft, that's not a dragon its just a sculpture on top of that old ruin you daft bizzum.
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 8TESV2012-06-2420-24-49-93](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/8TESV2012-06-2420-24-49-93.jpg)
![affraid](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/affraid.gif)
![affraid](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/affraid.gif)
You distract it whilst I think up a cunning plan from behind this large stone.
![Sofa](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1067764964.gif)
![study](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_study.png)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 9TESV2012-06-2420-27-33-84](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/9TESV2012-06-2420-27-33-84.jpg)
That's the way. Go girl! Be right there.
![Kissing](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1096485955.gif)
You've got his attention now!
![Nod](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1918643206.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 10TESV2012-06-2420-27-35-84](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/10TESV2012-06-2420-27-35-84.jpg)
Use magic on it Lydia! Go on, thats what its for.
![Nod](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1918643206.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 11TESV2012-06-2420-27-37-78](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/11TESV2012-06-2420-27-37-78.jpg)
Ha!
![Laughing](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif)
![Cool](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_cool.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 12TESV2012-06-2420-27-39-83](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/12TESV2012-06-2420-27-39-83.jpg)
![Shocked](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif)
![:facepalm:](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1625187496.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 13TESV2012-06-2420-31-55-90](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/13TESV2012-06-2420-31-55-90.jpg)
Ok. Your turn again Lydia!
![No](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/kopfschuettel.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 14TESV2012-06-2420-45-31-80](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/14TESV2012-06-2420-45-31-80.jpg)
Not to fear Lydia! Here I come to the rescue!
![:carrot:](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/2217289918.gif)
Canthiss fighting tips no.163#- If this is your view of a dragon you are way to bloody close!
![Nod](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1918643206.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 15TESV2012-06-2420-31-35-83](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/15TESV2012-06-2420-31-35-83.jpg)
Oh bugger!
![affraid](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/affraid.gif)
![pale](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_pale.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 16TESV2012-06-2420-38-21-79](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/16TESV2012-06-2420-38-21-79.jpg)
{mumble.mumble.MUMBLE.ARRGGGHHHH!mumbel.Mumble} (Don't just stand there you stupid cow it stinks in here.
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 17TESV2012-06-2420-38-23-77](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/17TESV2012-06-2420-38-23-77.jpg)
![affraid](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/affraid.gif)
![pale](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_pale.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 18TESV2012-06-2420-34-07-80](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/18TESV2012-06-2420-34-07-80.jpg)
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!Ow! Ouch! ek!Ow!
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 19TESV2012-06-2420-34-09-86](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/19TESV2012-06-2420-34-09-86.jpg)
Ok. Now I'm annoyed!
![Extremely Crabbit](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/2276801876.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 20TESV2012-06-2420-24-53-80](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/20TESV2012-06-2420-24-53-80.jpg)
Now how is it you kill a dragon again?
![study](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_study.png)
![Nod](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1918643206.gif)
![scratch](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_scratch.png)
Same place as everyone else I suppose!
![Shrugging](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/3392635135.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 21TESV2012-06-2420-51-55-83](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/21TESV2012-06-2420-51-55-83.jpg)
Come on my beauty!!
![Cheerleader](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/800892966.gif)
![Cheerleader](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/800892966.gif)
![Cheerleader](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/800892966.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 22TESV2012-06-2420-51-57-83](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/22TESV2012-06-2420-51-57-83.jpg)
Oh yes! Right in the vunerables indeed!
![:carrot:](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/2217289918.gif)
![:carrot:](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/2217289918.gif)
![:carrot:](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/2217289918.gif)
Well Lydia what do you make of that then eh?
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 23TESV2012-06-2420-51-59-80](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/23TESV2012-06-2420-51-59-80.jpg)
Hey, how come your not even singed? And when did you get time to do your hair and put makeup on?
![scratch](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_scratch.png)
Look. Dinner! Hey I wonder if there's any cool stuff lying about we can nick.
![Nod](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1918643206.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 24TESV2012-06-2420-52-17-76](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/24TESV2012-06-2420-52-17-76.jpg)
What sarcophagus? What are you babbling on about lass. I don't see an opening sarcophagus containing the spirit of an evil Dragon Priest. Oh, over there!
![pale](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_pale.gif)
Oh bollocks.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 25TESV2012-06-2420-56-59-81](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/25TESV2012-06-2420-56-59-81.jpg)
To be continued, maybe..........
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Re: Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
Whats an lp Ally?
(Besides a long play vinyl record I mean)
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Re: Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
Have you got that mod on pc where you can decapitate child npcs? So bloody rude (not to mention annoying and bland!) I'd like to see some of that
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Re: Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
Skyrim or Oblivion? If you mean Skyrim then I dunno about decapitation- I've got the mod which makes children killable by stuff rather than immortal- and I suppose if you decided for some reason to whaych a kid with a big sword you might trigger a death move and deapitate them.
I just have it though as otherwise it rather breaks the emmersion when a dragon torches a village and all the children are immune.
One of the best incidental non gameplay changing mods I have is birds of Skyrim- adds things like pigeons to town squares, ducks to ponds, that sort of thing- makes the place seem much more alive especially combined with the pets mod that puts cats and dogs in the towns and villages and in inns.
I just have it though as otherwise it rather breaks the emmersion when a dragon torches a village and all the children are immune.
One of the best incidental non gameplay changing mods I have is birds of Skyrim- adds things like pigeons to town squares, ducks to ponds, that sort of thing- makes the place seem much more alive especially combined with the pets mod that puts cats and dogs in the towns and villages and in inns.
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Re: Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
Pettytyrant101 wrote:Skyrim or Oblivion? If you mean Skyrim then I dunno about decapitation- I've got the mod which makes children killable by stuff rather than immortal- and I suppose if you decided for some reason to whaych a kid with a big sword you might trigger a death move and deapitate them.
I just have it though as otherwise it rather breaks the emmersion when a dragon torches a village and all the children are immune.
One of the best incidental non gameplay changing mods I have is birds of Skyrim- adds things like pigeons to town squares, ducks to ponds, that sort of thing- makes the place seem much more alive especially combined with the pets mod that puts cats and dogs in the towns and villages and in inns.
Skyrim- are there even any kids in Oblivion? Yeah all npcs can be pretty weird around dragons- they're off running down the road accidentally talk to them and they enter normal dialogue! I realize that they all operate automatic self-correction scripts and making it any more complex could break down the game, but still
![Razz](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_razz.gif)
Those mods sound fancy but are you getting vampire dlc? Well yes but not tomorrow...
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Re: Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
I couldn't remember for sure if there were kids in Obliv or not. Still can't!
As to how many mods, well......
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 1-14](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/1-14.png)
And here's the bottom half of the list!
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 2-5](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/2-5.png)
And there's few more I manually installed that don't show on the modmanager.
People butting in I hate- you'll be talking to someone about some important plot point, or mission info and a random villager wandering by will suddenly interupt and sqauwk "My sister has a nice shop" or some other meaningless drivle.
I was TALKING here!
![drunken](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/drunken_smilie.png)
As to how many mods, well......
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 1-14](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/1-14.png)
And here's the bottom half of the list!
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 2-5](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/2-5.png)
And there's few more I manually installed that don't show on the modmanager.
![Very Happy](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png)
People butting in I hate- you'll be talking to someone about some important plot point, or mission info and a random villager wandering by will suddenly interupt and sqauwk "My sister has a nice shop" or some other meaningless drivle.
I was TALKING here!
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
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Re: Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
I could never get past two or three mods installed on morrowind without the entire game crashing even if it had good reviews, surely you must have had some game issues installing all those?
NPCs could be tweeked- the fact they call out to you every time you are within a few meters of them is annoying. Real people don't behave like that. And if you're flying pass and enter a building they make a point and try to carry on the conversation even if you're entered a building or something. I swear there is this one guy who only says the line MIND YOURSELF AROUND THE JARL and Lydia' I am sworn to carry your burdens also got pretty annoying
I don't expect npcs to start up a political debate with interesting opinions when they walk down the road, so cut down on the one liners and stop speaking to me!!!!
![Rolling Eyes](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif)
NPCs could be tweeked- the fact they call out to you every time you are within a few meters of them is annoying. Real people don't behave like that. And if you're flying pass and enter a building they make a point and try to carry on the conversation even if you're entered a building or something. I swear there is this one guy who only says the line MIND YOURSELF AROUND THE JARL and Lydia' I am sworn to carry your burdens also got pretty annoying
I don't expect npcs to start up a political debate with interesting opinions when they walk down the road, so cut down on the one liners and stop speaking to me!!!!
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Re: Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
Though I remember the Radiant AI system that they tried in Oblivion- seems amazing- but sadly they couldn't wrinkle out the issues so only a few ever made it in
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Re: Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
I remember that vid- the first real excitment at the prospect of Oblivion- sadly by the time I got a pc good enough to do it justice I had played it to death at rubbish quality levels.
I didn't have any mod clash problems until very recently- so one of four recently installed mods is causing the problem.
Bad problem too, it has effected a charcater script in such a way they dont go where they should be. And its a main quest mission its broken. So need to sort that out.
But suprisingly no, not had any other problems- no invisible items, or weird glitches or huge yellow exclamations marks
like in Oblivion when object went wrong- it all seems to work fine.
I recommend joining Tex Nexus, getting your mods from there and using their download manager (thats the prog I snapshotted above)- it does all the work for you and seems to be good at avoiding problems.
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
I didn't have any mod clash problems until very recently- so one of four recently installed mods is causing the problem.
Bad problem too, it has effected a charcater script in such a way they dont go where they should be. And its a main quest mission its broken. So need to sort that out.
But suprisingly no, not had any other problems- no invisible items, or weird glitches or huge yellow exclamations marks
![Exclamation](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_exclaim.gif)
I recommend joining Tex Nexus, getting your mods from there and using their download manager (thats the prog I snapshotted above)- it does all the work for you and seems to be good at avoiding problems.
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Re: Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
I wish I knew what you people are talking about, its all gobbledegook.
The only mods I know of like to wear parkas and run about on vespas
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Re: Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
When I say Mod Clash Mrs Figg I am not referring to Brighton Beach!
Besides, not knowing does not stop you enjoyng the taleof Canthiss (the terminally inept but lucky) and his lovely sidekick Lydia (the extremely lovely and skilled).
But to bore you to tears Mrs Figg, mod is just short for modular.
A game like Skyrim, and one of its big selling points on pc, is that it comes with a Creation Kit- which as the name suggests let you create stuff. It is the program the game makers put together to make the game with.
The game of Skrim you buy, which has no mods, its just their game -is called the vanilla version, to differniate it from versions with mods running.
The up shot of this is anyone can have a go at altering the game, adding there own stuff, creating their own people, stories, whatever.
The version I play has lots of these mods added to it, these put lots of new things in the game-some change how it plays-like the frostbite mod that monitors your temperture, or the blacksmith tweaks that change how smithing works by expanding it a lot. Others are just nice- like the extra widlife and fish and birds. Or better lighting and weather effects. (or women with bigger bottoms- a must have mod I feel, women should have big bottoms-shows health, fertility and gives you something to hang onto
)
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
Besides, not knowing does not stop you enjoyng the taleof Canthiss (the terminally inept but lucky) and his lovely sidekick Lydia (the extremely lovely and skilled).
But to bore you to tears Mrs Figg, mod is just short for modular.
A game like Skyrim, and one of its big selling points on pc, is that it comes with a Creation Kit- which as the name suggests let you create stuff. It is the program the game makers put together to make the game with.
The game of Skrim you buy, which has no mods, its just their game -is called the vanilla version, to differniate it from versions with mods running.
The up shot of this is anyone can have a go at altering the game, adding there own stuff, creating their own people, stories, whatever.
The version I play has lots of these mods added to it, these put lots of new things in the game-some change how it plays-like the frostbite mod that monitors your temperture, or the blacksmith tweaks that change how smithing works by expanding it a lot. Others are just nice- like the extra widlife and fish and birds. Or better lighting and weather effects. (or women with bigger bottoms- a must have mod I feel, women should have big bottoms-shows health, fertility and gives you something to hang onto
![Nod](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1918643206.gif)
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Re: Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
I seem to have the big bottom mod as default mode.
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Re: Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
Sounds good to me Mrs Figg.
However no sooner had they done that when an Undead Dragon Priest burst from a coffin........
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 25TESV2012-06-2420-56-59-81](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/25TESV2012-06-2420-56-59-81.jpg)
Lydia, I have plan. You keep him busy and I will get him from range...some considerable range in fact.
Yup this seems far enough away to be safe.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-03-50-57](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-03-50-57.jpg)
Oh dear Lydia! Not to worry Lydia, just lining up my shot, 2 secs.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-03-52-60](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-03-52-60.jpg)
Prepare to be rescued Lydia- oh
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-04-07-57](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-04-07-57.jpg)
Well, at least I'm safe.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-04-13-65](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-04-13-65.jpg)
Ok, plan B-run away!!
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-04-53-64](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-04-53-64.jpg)
{pant} Jings am buggered! Ok, where is he? Where's Lydia?
Ok, calm down, control Canthiss. He's down there somewhere.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-09-33-18](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-09-33-18.jpg)
Come on where are you? uh-oh! Incoming!
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-09-34-27](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-09-34-27.jpg)
Aha- it hit the rocks- he can't get me from there-stupid dead bloke.
I've got you now.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-09-46-22](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-09-46-22.jpg)
More fire incoming- ha, you can't hit me up here dumbo!
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-09-43-23](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-09-43-23.jpg)
Ouch! Lydia! Its Lydia to the rescue- you're not dead. What? I am not hiding!
This is tactics women...all right I'm coming to help, sheesh.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-09-52-23](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-09-52-23.jpg)
I have a plan!! You go that way Lydia and keep him busy, no listen its a great plan, you go that way and get his attention and I'll sneak round behind.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-14-57-20](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-14-57-20.jpg)
Yes I'm sure it will work! Go get him woman!
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-15-40-24](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-15-40-24.jpg)
Now just to sneak around. {snigger} I love sneaking up on people. {snigger}
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-15-48-26](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-15-48-26.jpg)
There he is and he has no idea I'm here {snigger, snigger}
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-15-50-24](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-15-50-24.jpg)
Note to self- don't snigger whilst creeping up on he bad guy!
Ah well only thing for it. Mace- meet face!
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-15-58-27](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-15-58-27.jpg)
Oh yes!
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-16-08-30](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-16-08-30.jpg)
Hey! It's nothing but an empty suit and a mask.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-16-28-22](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-16-28-22.jpg)
Hey Lydia come here.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-19-23-60](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-19-23-60.jpg)
Look how cool I look in this! I'm totally bad-ass!
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-18-59-57](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-18-59-57.jpg)
Well there's no need to call me that!
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-18-42-53](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-18-42-53.jpg)
Hey! There's a big chest up here. Now lets see whats in it
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-21-36-06](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-21-36-06.jpg)
- oh some cool armour, a large bag of gold (I'll just slip that into my pocket I think) and, whats this- a tiara or something? Hey Lydia- I've got you a present. Go on, put it on. You'll lool lovely. Might make you a bit more, well feminine.
i aint saying your bum isnt big enough, it is, but all the rmour an weapons is all. Here put it on.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-23-46-44](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-23-46-44.jpg)
See, lovely! How cool and bad do we look? That was a rhetorical question Lydia!![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-24-04-39](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-24-04-39.jpg)
OK, lets get the hell away from this place. Now where next?
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-25-14-34](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-25-14-34.jpg)
Mmm that doesn't look far. Just across the valley from here.......
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-27-17-94](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-27-17-94.jpg)
......somewhere.
To be continued.....
![Twisted Evil](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_twisted.gif)
The Continuing Tales of Canthiss and Lydia
1001 Reason Syrim is not a no1 Tourist Destination
Fabulous Ancient Ruins and their Undead Locals.
Previously- Having declared that they would climb a mountain Canthiss and Lydia found themselves confronted with a Dragon on a mountaintop- after much being set on fire Canthiss shot the Dragon in the vurnerables and so ended it. 1001 Reason Syrim is not a no1 Tourist Destination
Fabulous Ancient Ruins and their Undead Locals.
However no sooner had they done that when an Undead Dragon Priest burst from a coffin........
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 25TESV2012-06-2420-56-59-81](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/25TESV2012-06-2420-56-59-81.jpg)
Lydia, I have plan. You keep him busy and I will get him from range...some considerable range in fact.
![Nod](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1918643206.gif)
Yup this seems far enough away to be safe.
![Nod](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1918643206.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-03-50-57](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-03-50-57.jpg)
Oh dear Lydia! Not to worry Lydia, just lining up my shot, 2 secs.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-03-52-60](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-03-52-60.jpg)
Prepare to be rescued Lydia- oh
![pale](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_pale.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-04-07-57](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-04-07-57.jpg)
Well, at least I'm safe.
![Nod](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1918643206.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-04-13-65](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-04-13-65.jpg)
![affraid](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/affraid.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-04-53-64](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-04-53-64.jpg)
{pant} Jings am buggered! Ok, where is he? Where's Lydia?
![Crying or Very sad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_cry.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-09-33-18](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-09-33-18.jpg)
Come on where are you? uh-oh! Incoming!
![Shocked](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-09-34-27](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-09-34-27.jpg)
![affraid](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/affraid.gif)
![confused](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/confused.png)
![Very Happy](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png)
![Razz](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_razz.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-09-46-22](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-09-46-22.jpg)
More fire incoming- ha, you can't hit me up here dumbo!
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-09-43-23](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-09-43-23.jpg)
![Evil or Very Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_evil.gif)
![Evil or Very Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_evil.gif)
![Evil or Very Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_evil.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-09-52-23](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-09-52-23.jpg)
I have a plan!! You go that way Lydia and keep him busy, no listen its a great plan, you go that way and get his attention and I'll sneak round behind.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-14-57-20](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-14-57-20.jpg)
Yes I'm sure it will work! Go get him woman!
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-15-40-24](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-15-40-24.jpg)
Now just to sneak around. {snigger} I love sneaking up on people. {snigger}
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-15-48-26](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-15-48-26.jpg)
There he is and he has no idea I'm here {snigger, snigger}
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-15-50-24](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-15-50-24.jpg)
Note to self- don't snigger whilst creeping up on he bad guy!
Ah well only thing for it. Mace- meet face!
![Twisted Evil](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_twisted.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-15-58-27](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-15-58-27.jpg)
Oh yes!
![:carrot:](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/2217289918.gif)
![:carrot:](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/2217289918.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-16-08-30](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-16-08-30.jpg)
Hey! It's nothing but an empty suit and a mask.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-16-28-22](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-16-28-22.jpg)
Hey Lydia come here.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-19-23-60](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-19-23-60.jpg)
Look how cool I look in this! I'm totally bad-ass!
![Twisted Evil](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_twisted.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-18-59-57](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-18-59-57.jpg)
Well there's no need to call me that!
![Evil or Very Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_evil.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-18-42-53](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-18-42-53.jpg)
Hey! There's a big chest up here. Now lets see whats in it
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-21-36-06](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-21-36-06.jpg)
- oh some cool armour, a large bag of gold (I'll just slip that into my pocket I think) and, whats this- a tiara or something? Hey Lydia- I've got you a present. Go on, put it on. You'll lool lovely. Might make you a bit more, well feminine.
i aint saying your bum isnt big enough, it is, but all the rmour an weapons is all. Here put it on.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-23-46-44](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-23-46-44.jpg)
See, lovely! How cool and bad do we look? That was a rhetorical question Lydia!
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-24-04-39](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-24-04-39.jpg)
OK, lets get the hell away from this place. Now where next?
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-25-14-34](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-25-14-34.jpg)
Mmm that doesn't look far. Just across the valley from here.......
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2601-27-17-94](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2601-27-17-94.jpg)
......somewhere.
![pale](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_pale.gif)
To be continued.....
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Re: Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
Pettytyrant101 wrote:I remember that vid- the first real excitment at the prospect of Oblivion- sadly by the time I got a pc good enough to do it justice I had played it to death at rubbish quality levels.![]()
I didn't have any mod clash problems until very recently- so one of four recently installed mods is causing the problem.
Bad problem too, it has effected a charcater script in such a way they dont go where they should be. And its a main quest mission its broken. So need to sort that out.
But suprisingly no, not had any other problems- no invisible items, or weird glitches or huge yellow exclamations markslike in Oblivion when object went wrong- it all seems to work fine.
I recommend joining Tex Nexus, getting your mods from there and using their download manager (thats the prog I snapshotted above)- it does all the work for you and seems to be good at avoiding problems.
Trying playing morrowind on a computer that can only just handle it...dedication that! I think my current computer can play oblivion slightly better but I'm not sure how it would handle a fully modded oblivion but I'm still playing it on a relatively low graphic level
Is Lydia levelling with you? She died after I had got past level20 and I didn't think she was levelling with me- though I guess with your mods you can do ANYTHING
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Re: Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
One of the options the Companion Overhaul gives when you are talking to companions is 'you should train'- passes a couple hours in game and then your companion is levelled to whatever level you are- they specialise in whatever stuff you've given them- so if you've tooled them up with a warhammer they will put it into two-handed ect.
You can also give them spell books and then tell them to read it and they will learn spells.
You can also give them spell books and then tell them to read it and they will learn spells.
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Re: Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
The Continuing Tales of Canthiss and Lydia
1001 Reason Syrim is not a no1 Tourist Destination
Ungrateful Locals and Shoddy Inns
1001 Reason Syrim is not a no1 Tourist Destination
Ungrateful Locals and Shoddy Inns
Previously- having decided to climb a mountain, and then having to fight a dragon at the top of it, and the undead spirit of a Dragon Priest, Canthiss and Lydia are cold and tired and the afternoon is wearing away as they make their way back down the mountain to try to cross the valley floor in order to find a cave containing an ancient relic.
At the mountains foot they find an abandoned Giant camp, complete with a warming giant fire.
Ah, this is more like it. I can feel the blood flowing to those parts I wasn't sure I still had. Hey Lydia, come and get warm.
And I need you to carry something for me, I'm weighed down here.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 1TESV2012-06-2623-53-13-47](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/1TESV2012-06-2623-53-13-47.jpg)
"I am sworn to carry your burdens"
You know you're an employee don't you Lydia? I mean, a bit less bloody sarcasm in your voice wouldn't go amiss. And yes, as it happens you damn well are sworn to do whatever I tell you, but you don't have to say that in such a sarky bloody way EVERY single time I ask you to carry something!
![Extremely Crabbit](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/2276801876.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 3TESV2012-06-2623-54-00-38](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/3TESV2012-06-2623-54-00-38.jpg)
You know what, I was going to give you some health potions- but if you're going to be like that I'll just keep them shall I? Haha! Not so bloody sarky now are we. Come on we're going.
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 4TESV2012-06-2623-55-56-40](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/4TESV2012-06-2623-55-56-40.jpg)
Hey look Lydia! There's a road here, lets see where it goes. Yes we are going to the cave but do you want to be out here at night? You get dragons during the day and undead priests, what the buggery comes out at night? No, I dont know either, and I don't want to find out, so lets follow the bloody road ok?
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 6TESV2012-06-2623-57-36-58](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/6TESV2012-06-2623-57-36-58.jpg)
Hey I can see a building over the hill there. Do you see it? No, over there you dozy cow. What its going to be doing in the bushes?
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 7TESV2012-06-2700-03-53-91](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/7TESV2012-06-2700-03-53-91.jpg)
Hey its an Inn. Looks friendly enough and no more forzen underparts, we can get a room for the night.
![cheers](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 8TESV2012-06-2700-04-18-89](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/8TESV2012-06-2700-04-18-89.jpg)
Hello Innkeep, I'd like a room for two for the night.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 9TESV2012-06-2700-06-01-36](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/9TESV2012-06-2700-06-01-36.jpg)
Well don't just stand there staring man, whats the matter with you?
What's that Lydia, ooh, the mask- right, of course.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 10TESV2012-06-2700-06-31-76](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/10TESV2012-06-2700-06-31-76.jpg)
Sorry, can we have a room for the night. That's better. 20 gold? Bloody hell no wonder the place is empty!
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
This it then is it, for 20 gold? Hey hold on a minute, there's only one bed. Hey dont just walk away. What do you mean they're all singles!
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 11TESV2012-06-2700-07-33-46](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/11TESV2012-06-2700-07-33-46.jpg)
Ok sorry Lydia, you are going to have to sleep on the chair. Why? Because I'm the Dragonborn here- see? Me hero. You lackey.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 13TESV2012-06-2700-08-15-50](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/13TESV2012-06-2700-08-15-50.jpg)
You'll arm wrestle me for it. Did I mention I'm Dragon born and your not? Fine. We'll arm wrestle soon decide this.
![Nod](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1918643206.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 12TESV2012-06-2700-08-06-59](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/12TESV2012-06-2700-08-06-59.jpg)
Bugger!
![Banghead](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/398825057.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 14TESV2012-06-2700-11-55-31](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/14TESV2012-06-2700-11-55-31.jpg)
After a night of restful sleep for Lydia and chronic backpain for the Dragonborn......
Smell that morining air. It is not night Lydia! Its 5am, that's morning. Why are you complaining you didn't spend the night in a rickety old chair you miserable cow.
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 15TESV2012-06-2700-19-56-66](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/15TESV2012-06-2700-19-56-66.jpg)
Hurry up then, we need to get down to the lake and round the other side still.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 16TESV2012-06-2700-20-13-69](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/16TESV2012-06-2700-20-13-69.jpg)
See, told you! There's the lake. Would you stop doddling behind. We're on a schedule here woman!
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 17TESV2012-06-2623-59-04-72](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/17TESV2012-06-2623-59-04-72.jpg)
Hey look there's some poeple up ahead. Hey! There under attack from that bear and a sabretooth cat- what an odd partenrship.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 18TESV2012-06-2700-26-48-39](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/18TESV2012-06-2700-26-48-39.jpg)
Help them? Well I suppose we might get a reward if we do. OK. Lets do it.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 19TESV2012-06-2700-27-13-40](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/19TESV2012-06-2700-27-13-40.jpg)
Blimey they look bigger close up!
![Shocked](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif)
![Twisted Evil](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_twisted.gif)
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 20TESV2012-06-2700-27-15-35](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/20TESV2012-06-2700-27-15-35.jpg)
Its ok, we killed them. You come out now. Thanks and rewards gratefully received.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 21TESV2012-06-2700-27-20-35](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/21TESV2012-06-2700-27-20-35.jpg)
Hey! Hello? Well that's bloody gratitude for you. Not a bloody word. Yeah, you just carry on your way then. See if I stop to help strangers again!
![Extremely Crabbit](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/2276801876.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 22TESV2012-06-2700-27-39-35](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/22TESV2012-06-2700-27-39-35.jpg)
What a bunch of miserable cat people they were. I hope your milk is sour!!! Hey Lydia look, the cave. Its right here!
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 23TESV2012-06-2700-29-02-72](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/23TESV2012-06-2700-29-02-72.jpg)
What? It'll be safe. Its probably just a few caves, worse thng we will meeet will be a bear or somethng. You are such a worrier.
It looks.....fine.
![pale](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_pale.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 24TESV2012-06-2700-30-38-78](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/24TESV2012-06-2700-30-38-78.jpg)
To be continued.....
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The Continuing Tales of Canthiss and Lydia
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Dead Atmosphere
1001 Reason Syrim is not a no1 Tourist Destination
Dead Atmosphere
Having climbed a mountain, been roasted by a Dragon, harassed by a Dead Priest, frozen by the weather and having spent an uncomfortable night in an unfriendly inn Canthiss and Lydia are now entering a cave, purported to be the home of a legendary artifact.
See. Told you. Its just a cold, icey cave. We'll be back out in two minutes, treasure in hand. Mark my words Lydia.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 1TESV2012-06-2700-31-28-76-1](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/1TESV2012-06-2700-31-28-76-1.jpg)
Did you roar? Hah. Ok its just a bear. I said they'd probably be a bear in here- no biggie. Well ok its sort of a biggie. But we can handle it.
![Nod](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1918643206.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-33-11-06](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-33-11-06.jpg)
![affraid](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/affraid.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-33-25-13](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-33-25-13.jpg)
Kill it Lydia- zap it. Oh yeah good thinking you silly bint- use frost magic on a thing that lives in an ice cave.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-34-00-12](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-34-00-12.jpg)
Hey, no need to look so smug- that really shouldn't have worked you know.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-35-25-04](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-35-25-04.jpg)
Hey look this cave has a door.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-37-31-26](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-37-31-26.jpg)
I know I said it was just a cave, it is. I bet the artifact is just on the other side of this door. OK, maybe not.
![affraid](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/affraid.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-39-22-80](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-39-22-80.jpg)
(Some undead killing later)
What? What you looking at? What? This is not a tomb, two undead guys do not make it a tomb of the undead. Its just a cave. Sheesh you dont half exaggerrate.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-41-11-67](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-41-11-67.jpg)
Did you moan then? No, it wasn't me...ah.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-41-31-86](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-41-31-86.jpg)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-41-33-85](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-41-33-85.jpg)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-42-26-91](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-42-26-91.jpg)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-42-29-88](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-42-29-88.jpg)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-42-30-89](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-42-30-89.jpg)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-45-42-43](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-45-42-43.jpg)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-45-54-35](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-45-54-35.jpg)
What? Ok, ok- it's a tomb of undead. Happy now?
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-42-46-88](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-42-46-88.jpg)
Blimey I'm a bit weighed done here- hold on I need to dump some of this stuff I'm carrying. Yeah that's better. What? Never you mind where I was keeping the shovel.
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-50-44-97](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-50-44-97.jpg)
Come on, it can't be much further not like this place is huge or something. Oh bugger.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-51-30-46](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-51-30-46.jpg)
Well at least there is no more undead in here- well apart from her anyway.
![affraid](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/affraid.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-53-59-20](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-53-59-20.jpg)
Is it immoral to smash a woman in the face with a mace if she is already dead? Ah bugger it.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-55-33-58](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-55-33-58.jpg)
Now what you complaining about? What? Where did I hear about this place? Some random bloke in an alchemy shop asked me to come here and retrieve this aritfact. No he didn't mention it was in a tomb of undead he said a bloody cave.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-57-51-27](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-57-51-27.jpg)
I am not a f***ing idiot! Don't look at me like that.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2700-59-53-14](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2700-59-53-14.jpg)
Just shut up and follow me ok? It can't be far now. Come on.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-06-2701-01-17-04](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-06-2701-01-17-04.jpg)
Big room this. Quiet though, thats good. Mmm, your right that does look a bit like a fancy sarcophagus.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 3TESV2012-06-3017-14-38-78](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/3TESV2012-06-3017-14-38-78.jpg)
And apprently not empty.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 4TESV2012-06-3017-15-03-62](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/4TESV2012-06-3017-15-03-62.jpg)
Well there's only one of them. Not to worry. What? Why? Whats behind me?
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 6TESV2012-06-3017-14-06-66](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/6TESV2012-06-3017-14-06-66.jpg)
I'll take the minions- you keep the big bad busy. Yes that is fair, theres only one of him theres loads of these minions.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 7TESV2012-06-3017-16-08-63](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/7TESV2012-06-3017-16-08-63.jpg)
What? Bit busy at the moment, try running round in a big circle so he has to chase you.
![Nod](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1918643206.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 8TESV2012-06-3017-15-21-62](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/8TESV2012-06-3017-15-21-62.jpg)
Right. Ready to help. Where's the bad guy? Ah.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 9TESV2012-06-3017-14-16-70](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/9TESV2012-06-3017-14-16-70.jpg)
(Lots of fighting and health potions later)
Blimey. Everyone whose dead actaully dead now? Does anyone in Skyrim ever get buried and just stay there.
![Banghead](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/398825057.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 12TESV2012-06-3017-16-25-66](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/12TESV2012-06-3017-16-25-66.jpg)
Good. Now where next. Must be a way out of here somewhere. What? This big obvious passage. OK, easy for you to see, you're carrying the bloody torch woman.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 13TESV2012-06-3017-18-39-40](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/13TESV2012-06-3017-18-39-40.jpg)
There it is! What do you mean how do I know. Its got a bloody great magical arrow pointing at it you numpty.
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 16TESV2012-06-3017-19-18-35](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/16TESV2012-06-3017-19-18-35.jpg)
I don't f***ing believe it!! I'm going to kill that alchemist. The damn things bust!
![Banghead](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/398825057.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 17TESV2012-06-3017-22-20-82](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/17TESV2012-06-3017-22-20-82.jpg)
What you giggling at? Shut it, we're leaving.
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 18TESV2012-06-3017-22-34-93](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/18TESV2012-06-3017-22-34-93.jpg)
If you don't stop laughing I'm going to slug you one.
![Extremely Crabbit](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/2276801876.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim 21TESV2012-06-3017-24-38-24](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/21TESV2012-06-3017-24-38-24.jpg)
To be continued.
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Re: Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
hey you are not very polite to poor Lydia you know.
better be careful she might thump you one.
(((I would
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Re: Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
Canthiss isnt nice to anyone, for some reason I made him a bit crabbit. And almost everything Canthiss declares with total authority and self-importance is nearly always completely wrong.
Besides she was appointed his Housecarl and bodyguard by her Jarl, so she doesn't have a choice.
I see her as strong, fierce, bright and attractive but saddled with an idiot, who nevertheless is the 'choosen one', the Dragonborn.
So she puts up with him despite the fact she could probably floor him with one punch.
Besides first episode she took the piss out his mask, second she beat him at an armwrestle to win the bed for the night and the third ep ends with her laughing her arse off at him.
I think its obvious whose really in charge.
{{{And for those who have played the game they will understand there is some well deserved venom coming her way as she can be really annoying in a game sense- she has hardly any dialogue lines for some reason so everytime you ask her to do something she repeats the same unskippable dialogue- can drive you mad after 100 hours gaming that can. And she has a bad habit of standing in your way and refusing to move, especially when your trying to go through doorways. So there's an element of geting my own back on her here.}}}
Besides she was appointed his Housecarl and bodyguard by her Jarl, so she doesn't have a choice.
I see her as strong, fierce, bright and attractive but saddled with an idiot, who nevertheless is the 'choosen one', the Dragonborn.
So she puts up with him despite the fact she could probably floor him with one punch.
Besides first episode she took the piss out his mask, second she beat him at an armwrestle to win the bed for the night and the third ep ends with her laughing her arse off at him.
I think its obvious whose really in charge.
{{{And for those who have played the game they will understand there is some well deserved venom coming her way as she can be really annoying in a game sense- she has hardly any dialogue lines for some reason so everytime you ask her to do something she repeats the same unskippable dialogue- can drive you mad after 100 hours gaming that can. And she has a bad habit of standing in your way and refusing to move, especially when your trying to go through doorways. So there's an element of geting my own back on her here.}}}
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Well she is sworn to carry your burdons
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Indeed- and doesn't she like to remind you of it, every sodding time!
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Re: Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
The Continuing Tales of Canthiss and Lydia
1001 Reason Syrim is not a no1 Tourist Destination
Dangerous Gossip
1001 Reason Syrim is not a no1 Tourist Destination
Dangerous Gossip
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0116-24-27-73](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0116-24-27-73.jpg)
Would you please stop humming? We have to get back to Windhelm so I can get very angry at an alchemist. See its just along this road.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0116-28-40-00](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0116-28-40-00.jpg)
Come on. And knock off the humming! What do you mean as Housecarl it's your duty to compose my saga?
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0116-30-11-20](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0116-30-11-20.jpg)
So what are you composing? The what?! The Ballad of Canthiss the Brave and the Quest for the Broken Bottle?!
![Extremely Crabbit](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/2276801876.gif)
Hold on, all this rushing water, I need to take a leak.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0116-30-11-20a](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0116-30-11-20a.jpg)
Hey! Look the other way or something!
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0420-05-20-63](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0420-05-20-63.jpg)
Ahh yes, that's better. No, I don't think Brave Sir Canthiss and the Knackered Artifact is any better!
![Evil or Very Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_evil.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0420-12-56-67](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0420-12-56-67.jpg)
OK. What's it going to take for you leave out this particular episode from my saga? A new outfit? I'm not made of money.
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Extremely Crabbit](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/2276801876.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0420-11-20-13](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0420-11-20-13.jpg)
Fine. OK! Enough with the songs! I'll buy you a new outfit. Look there's Windhelm. I'll get you a new outfit once I've dealt with Alchemist.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0420-18-27-95](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0420-18-27-95.jpg)
Closed until further notice!
![Banghead](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/398825057.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0823-20-37-84](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0823-20-37-84.jpg)
See I'm buying you a new outfit. Keep an eye out for people with sneaky eyes trying to pickpocket me.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0823-21-02-81](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0823-21-02-81.jpg)
Happy now! Trust you to pick Elven- do you know how much that stuff costs? No we can't go to an inn for the night- I'm skint now. We don't even have any dinner. But I noticed a small boat on the river down there- so we are going fishing. You can go in the boat and I'll try my luck from the shore.
Several hours later....
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0823-22-44-23a](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0823-22-44-23a.jpg)
Caught anything yet? 2 slaughterfish! You're hopeless. Look what I got!
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0823-32-38-07](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0823-32-38-07.jpg)
What do you mean 'how are we going to carry it?'
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0823-39-49-19](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0823-39-49-19.jpg)
Come on. Maybe we can find somewhere to trade a shark for a bed for the night. Well have you got a better idea? No, thought not, so zip it.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0823-42-35-06](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0823-42-35-06.jpg)
Hello whats this? Do they look like they are on guard for something to you Lydia?
'Hello there sir, this is your lucky day for shark.'
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0823-42-43-06](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0823-42-43-06.jpg)
'So how about bed for two in return for rather a lot of shark meat? Giants? No, just shark."
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0823-43-09-04](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0823-43-09-04.jpg)
'OH, you're on the look out for giants. Two giants no less. Well we can help you watch. Shouldn't be too hard to spot giants after all."
A night of giant watch later....
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0823-53-21-78](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0823-53-21-78.jpg)
Hey Lydia, these villagers are offering a big reward for these giants. What do you say? Of course they dont have the strength to knock you into space. Who told you that? Oh, you will really believe anything woman.
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0823-57-49-48](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0823-57-49-48.jpg)
According to those villagers the Giant camp is down this hill, just past the watermill.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0823-57-43-48](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0823-57-43-48.jpg)
Must be close now. Come on, and keep an eye out for giants. Well no they aren't likely to creep up on us.
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0900-00-05-95](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0900-00-05-95.jpg)
I think we've found them.
![Shocked](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif)
![Nod](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/1918643206.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0900-00-12-94](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0900-00-12-94.jpg)
Lydia!
![affraid](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/affraid.gif)
![pale](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_pale.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0900-00-19-97](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0900-00-19-97.jpg)
'Well you did start it lydia. OK, OK I'm coming."
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0900-00-22-02](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0900-00-22-02.jpg)
Lydia!
![affraid](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/affraid.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0900-00-23-99](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0900-00-23-99.jpg)
Where did she go?
![scratch](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_scratch.png)
![Shocked](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_eek.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0900-00-28-98](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0900-00-28-98.jpg)
![pale](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_pale.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0900-00-51-96](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0900-00-51-96.jpg)
Lydia!
![cheers](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png)
![Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_mad.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0900-00-51-96a](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0900-00-51-96a.jpg)
That's the way.
![cheers](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png)
![study](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_study.png)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0900-01-03-04](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0900-01-03-04.jpg)
Umm, I can't think of a cunning plan-
![Shrugging](/users/1813/32/54/71/smiles/3392635135.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0900-01-06-94a](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0900-01-06-94a.jpg)
Lydia! I'll save you.
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0900-01-06-94c](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0900-01-06-94c.jpg)
UM, well I've got their attention!
![pale](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_pale.gif)
--WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!----
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0900-01-10-99a](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0900-01-10-99a.jpg)
Whooooo!
![affraid](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/affraid.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0900-01-13-92](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0900-01-13-92.jpg)
AArrggghhhhh!
![affraid](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/affraid.gif)
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0900-01-13-92b](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0900-01-13-92b.jpg)
-Blluuuuueeeeergh!-
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0900-01-15-97](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0900-01-15-97.jpg)
Where the hell did I put the Featherfall spell?!
![Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim TESV2012-07-0900-01-17-92](https://2img.net/h/i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af236/pettytyrant101/TESV2012-07-0900-01-17-92.jpg)
BBBUUUUGGGGEEERRRRRRRR!
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To be continued........
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Re: Canthiss and Lydia- a tale of Skyrim
Giants don't like water; you should have really taken the giant down from there
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