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Complaints
by odo banks Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:24 am
Yes, we need one. My first complaint. Why didn't someone else make this thread before me? 
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Re: Complaints
by Eldorion Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:16 pm
I had been planning on starting a scheduled maintenance thread to discuss anything but maintenance. 
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Re: Complaints
by Eldorion Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:27 pm
My first complete Spam-A-Thon on the new forum. *sniff* I shall cherish this moment. 
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Re: Complaints
by Ally Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:18 pm
Have a cherry! Or tomato...well some kind of red fruit anyhow... 
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Re: Complaints
by Wisey Banks Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:08 pm
Eldorion wrote:I had been planning on starting a scheduled maintenance thread to discuss anything but maintenance.
Well, don't just talk about it!
Can you remember the whole thread title, lad? "Have a cherry! Or tomato...well some kind of red fruit anyhow..." - Ally
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Re: Complaints
by Gandalf's Beard Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:25 am
Bwa ha ha ha haaaa! No spamathon is complete without me.GB
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Re: Complaints
by Squach Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:22 pm
This is a very random thread... 
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Re: Complaints
by Squach Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:27 pm
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Re: Complaints
by Squach Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:28 pm
I did a one smiley post!!!
Who cares???
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Re: Complaints
by Squach Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:59 pm
Exactly!Ally wrote:
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Re: Complaints
by The Archet Bugle Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:29 pm
ANTIPODEAN EARLY BIRD EDITION 
SQUACH SQUAWKS
News just in. New Forumshiretimer "Squach" squawks about this Thread being Random. What a ridiculous complaint!
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SQUACH SQUAWKS
News just in. New Forumshiretimer "Squach" squawks about this Thread being Random. What a ridiculous complaint!
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Re: Complaints
by Squach Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:32 pm
Can I complain about this newspaper?
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Re: Complaints
by Saradoc Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:33 pm
The 
's were famous for their hatred of randomness...or so this 
told me!
Go ahead Squash, in fact it I also have a complaint. No TV listings? Call yourself a paper!
(I don't have the authority mind, but I was simply assuming that you were allowed. You might want to request the permission of a more respectable member)
's were famous for their hatred of randomness...or so this told me! Go ahead Squash, in fact it I also have a complaint. No TV listings? Call yourself a paper!
(I don't have the authority mind, but I was simply assuming that you were allowed. You might want to request the permission of a more respectable member)
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Re: Complaints
by The Archet Bugle Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:37 pm
SLIGHTLY LATER IN AN ANTIPODEAN MORNING
Hoary Hardbuckle, revered Chief Repoter at the Bugle, has made a press release.
"Due to a ridiculous complaint being made about this Revered Journal, the Editorial Board have closed the Complaints section."
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Hoary Hardbuckle, revered Chief Repoter at the Bugle, has made a press release.
"Due to a ridiculous complaint being made about this Revered Journal, the Editorial Board have closed the Complaints section."
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Re: Complaints
by Squach Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:38 pm
Saradoc wrote:The
Well, that would make sense because i
Egypt! I went there last Easter (and got stuck because of the volcano) I'm going to Morocco in the holiday next week, and apparently, the volcano is getting itself ready to erupt again! Hopefully i can have another extra week of holiday 
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Re: Complaints
by The Archet Bugle Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:41 pm
ANTIPODEAN SLIGHTLY LATER
NEW FORUMSHIRETIMER STARTS SILLY
The Bugle is sad to announce that no one takes this Thread seriously, even Spanking New Forumshiretimers. Hoary Hardbuckle, our Learned Moral Authority, has announced he will be pressing the Shiriff's Office for a FULL inquiry.
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NEW FORUMSHIRETIMER STARTS SILLY
The Bugle is sad to announce that no one takes this Thread seriously, even Spanking New Forumshiretimers. Hoary Hardbuckle, our Learned Moral Authority, has announced he will be pressing the Shiriff's Office for a FULL inquiry.
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Re: Complaints
by The Archet Bugle Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:51 pm
A SLIGHTLY LATER YET ONE
YOUNG GIRL CONFESSES: "I'VE BEEN TO EGYPT."
Young Forumshiretimer, Squach (nicknamed "Squawk") has Confessed, on this very Thread, that she has been to Egypt. One wonders, "What was her Mother thinking?" The Bugle will be complaining to the Proper Authorities as Something Should be Done about this kind of thing. Squach also mentioned "Morocco." This Respectable Journal refuses to do so!
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YOUNG GIRL CONFESSES: "I'VE BEEN TO EGYPT."
Young Forumshiretimer, Squach (nicknamed "Squawk") has Confessed, on this very Thread, that she has been to Egypt. One wonders, "What was her Mother thinking?" The Bugle will be complaining to the Proper Authorities as Something Should be Done about this kind of thing. Squach also mentioned "Morocco." This Respectable Journal refuses to do so!
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Re: Complaints
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:59 pm
Dear Editor of the Archet Bugle,
your newspaper seems to be lacking in several areas- where's the sports section? I can't find a crossword and theres no lovely hobbit-lady of the day on page 3- in fact there isn't even a page 3 just a page 1. And most of it is complaints and the rest is tawdry gossip of the most gutter-raking type concerning a good friend of mine and a respected (well mostly) forum resident.
Yours in growing crabbitness (especially about the hobbit lady of the day bit) Pettytyrant.
your newspaper seems to be lacking in several areas- where's the sports section? I can't find a crossword and theres no lovely hobbit-lady of the day on page 3- in fact there isn't even a page 3 just a page 1. And most of it is complaints and the rest is tawdry gossip of the most gutter-raking type concerning a good friend of mine and a respected (well mostly) forum resident.
Yours in growing crabbitness (especially about the hobbit lady of the day bit) Pettytyrant.
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Re: Complaints
by Kafria Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:59 pm
"What was her Mother thinking?"
Pyramids..........
Tutankhamun........ Sphinx........... Abu simbel.......... Philae......... Luxor....... Karnak............ Valley of the Kings......... Nile cruise ..........Red Sea........... Mount Sinai ........St. Katherines monestry......... (Then Blooming Volcanoes!!!!!)
Pyramids (again)..........
Alexandria (and the new library).......... White Desert....... What else should I be thinking?
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Re: Complaints
by Saradoc Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:02 pm
Egypt...That's Mommy's for you...
(Had to get it in first)
(Had to get it in first)
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Re: Complaints
by Kafria Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:03 pm
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Re: Complaints
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:04 pm
Egpyt is just past Bree I believe but not as far as the Trollshaws, which would be far to spooky for a young girl! I've heard they build strange houses in Egypt, not proper ones in the ground but big pointy ones, likes the hats Odo's missus wears to the fair that looks like someone has dropped a cone on her head. All sounds a bit strange to me and they have a secret language- gometory or something, its all numbers- what king of a way would that be to say hello? Mad!
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Re: Complaints
by Eldorion Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:09 pm
I would like to register a complaint that I've never been to Egypt. 
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