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Post by odo banks Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:24 am

Yes, we need one. My first complaint. Why didn't someone else make this thread before me? Mad
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Post by Eldorion Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:16 pm

I had been planning on starting a scheduled maintenance thread to discuss anything but maintenance. Razz
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Post by Eldorion Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:27 pm

My first complete Spam-A-Thon on the new forum. *sniff* I shall cherish this moment. cheers
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Post by Ally Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:18 pm

Have a cherry! Or tomato...well some kind of red fruit anyhow... cherry

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Post by Wisey Banks Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:08 pm

Eldorion wrote:I had been planning on starting a scheduled maintenance thread to discuss anything but maintenance. Razz

Well, don't just talk about it! Mad Can you remember the whole thread title, lad?

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Post by Gandalf's Beard Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:25 am

Twisted Evil Bwa ha ha ha haaaa! No spamathon is complete without me.

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Post by Squach Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:22 pm

This is a very random thread... Shocked

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Post by Eldorion Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:24 pm

That's what makes it so much fun. Very Happy
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Post by Squach Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:27 pm

Very Happy

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Post by Squach Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:28 pm

Shocked Shocked Shocked
I did a one smiley post!!!


Who cares??? Very Happy

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Post by Ally Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:12 pm

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Post by Squach Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:59 pm

Ally wrote: cyclops
Exactly!

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Post by The Archet Bugle Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:29 pm

ANTIPODEAN EARLY BIRD EDITION elephant

SQUACH SQUAWKS

News just in. New Forumshiretimer "Squach" squawks about this Thread being Random. What a ridiculous complaint!

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Post by Squach Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:32 pm

Can I complain about this newspaper?

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Post by Saradoc Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:33 pm

The farao 's were famous for their hatred of randomness...or so this jocolor told me! Very Happy

Go ahead Squash, in fact it I also have a complaint. No TV listings? Call yourself a paper!

(I don't have the authority mind, but I was simply assuming that you were allowed. You might want to request the permission of a more respectable member) Very Happy
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Post by The Archet Bugle Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:37 pm

SLIGHTLY LATER IN AN ANTIPODEAN MORNING elephant

Hoary Hardbuckle, revered Chief Repoter at the Bugle, has made a press release.

"Due to a ridiculous complaint being made about this Revered Journal, the Editorial Board have closed the Complaints section."

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Post by Squach Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:38 pm

Saradoc wrote:The farao 's were famous for their hatred of randomness...or so this jocolor told me! Very Happy

Well, that would make sense because i I love you Egypt! I went there last Easter (and got stuck because of the volcano) I'm going to Morocco in the holiday next week, and apparently, the volcano is getting itself ready to erupt again! Hopefully i can have another extra week of holiday Very Happy flower

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Post by The Archet Bugle Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:41 pm

ANTIPODEAN SLIGHTLY LATER elephant

NEW FORUMSHIRETIMER STARTS SILLY

The Bugle is sad to announce that no one takes this Thread seriously, even Spanking New Forumshiretimers. Hoary Hardbuckle, our Learned Moral Authority, has announced he will be pressing the Shiriff's Office for a FULL inquiry.

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Post by The Archet Bugle Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:51 pm

A SLIGHTLY LATER YET ONE elephant

YOUNG GIRL CONFESSES: "I'VE BEEN TO EGYPT."

Young Forumshiretimer, Squach (nicknamed "Squawk") has Confessed, on this very Thread, that she has been to Egypt. One wonders, "What was her Mother thinking?" The Bugle will be complaining to the Proper Authorities as Something Should be Done about this kind of thing. Squach also mentioned "Morocco." This Respectable Journal refuses to do so!

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:59 pm

Dear Editor of the Archet Bugle,

your newspaper seems to be lacking in several areas- where's the sports section? I can't find a crossword and theres no lovely hobbit-lady of the day on page 3- in fact there isn't even a page 3 just a page 1. And most of it is complaints and the rest is tawdry gossip of the most gutter-raking type concerning a good friend of mine and a respected (well mostly) forum resident.

Yours in growing crabbitness (especially about the hobbit lady of the day bit) Pettytyrant.

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Post by Kafria Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:59 pm

"What was her Mother thinking?"

Pyramids.......... farao Tutankhamun........ farao Sphinx........... farao Abu simbel.......... farao Philae......... farao Luxor....... farao Karnak............ farao Valley of the Kings......... farao Nile cruise farao ..........Red Sea........... farao Mount Sinai farao ........St. Katherines monestry......... farao

(Then Blooming Volcanoes!!!!!)

Pyramids (again).......... farao Alexandria (and the new library).......... farao White Desert....... farao

What else should I be thinking? Surprised

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Post by Saradoc Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:02 pm

Egypt...That's Mommy's for you... Very Happy

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Post by Kafria Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:03 pm

lol!

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:04 pm

Egpyt is just past Bree I believe but not as far as the Trollshaws, which would be far to spooky for a young girl! I've heard they build strange houses in Egypt, not proper ones in the ground but big pointy ones, likes the hats Odo's missus wears to the fair that looks like someone has dropped a cone on her head. All sounds a bit strange to me and they have a secret language- gometory or something, its all numbers- what king of a way would that be to say hello? Mad!

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Post by Eldorion Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:09 pm

I would like to register a complaint that I've never been to Egypt. Evil or Very Mad
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