Re: Staff nominations

by Eldorion Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:07 am

Maybe if you weren't drunk all the time... Rolling Eyes

by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:09 am

If I wasn't drunk all the time I'd have to be..........sober! affraid

by Eldorion Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:10 am

Even worse, you'd have to be hungover first. Extremely Crabbit

by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:13 am

I had one of them once when I was twelve. And for that very reason I have remained steadfastly drunk ever since.

by Eldorion Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:14 am

And I'm sure your liver loves you for it! Very Happy

by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:20 am

It's ok. Scots hobbits have a redundant spare liver for emergency drinking situations. Very Happy

by Baingil Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:35 am

And what happens if both livers get too, er, pickled?

by odo banks Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:40 am

Is this how a Forumshire staff meeting is conducted? My goodness gracious me... Banghead

by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:45 am

Takes a lot of drinking to use both livers- or if your a Scotshoobit about 50 years then you drop down dead (but thats considered old here). And whats the alternative? live to be 100 and not drink buckie! affraid

That way clearly lies madness.

by Baingil Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:00 am

Indeed, we wouldn't recognize you, Petty! Laughing

by Eldorion Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:15 am

odo banks wrote:Is this how a Forumshire staff meeting is conducted? My goodness gracious me...

Is there a problem here? Wink

by Saradoc Sun Jul 03, 2011 2:16 pm

I'd be amazed if there is no tribunal or investigation called for during the term of Mr Petty Tyrant... Smile

by Eldorion Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:15 pm

Oh yeah, we have the whole "accountability" aspect of Forum-democracy too, don't we? Rolling Eyes

by Pettytyrant101 Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:07 pm

Woah! Back up here a bit folks. Accountability? Truibunals? Investigations? No one mentioned those. Whats the point of having power if I can't abuse it? At the very least I was planning to upgrade to a luxury barrel with a jacuzzi and a buckie fountain on my Forumshire Moderators expenses account. Next you'll be telling me thats open to scrutiny too. I don't keep receipts ok.

by Eldorion Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:43 pm

(((((It's okay Petty, we lump the expense accounts in with the horsecrap road cleaner's budget. No one ever looks at that. Wink

)))))

by Baingil Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:44 pm

Hopefully I'll never have to worry about tribunals and such. Law is a bore.

(((((If I want something that wouldn't stand an inspection I'll just ask Eldo to get it.)))))

by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:01 am

((( I'm warming to this democracy lark you know)))

by Tinuviel Mon Jul 04, 2011 2:07 am

((((((Um, hello? This is a monarchy! I'm just extremely gracious! queen

))))))))))))))))))))))))))

by Eldorion Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:43 am

Tinuviel wrote:((((((Um, hello? This is a monarchy! I'm just extremely gracious! ))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I never have quite figured out the relationship between the position of Admin and the position of Queen. Question

by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:51 am

Parliamentary democractic tryanny is what I think we have.

by Eldorion Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:55 am

((((((((((((Perhaps the Queen is just a figurehead or a ceremonial position, and it us Admins and Mods who have the real power? I'm glad I encrypted this, except ... Royalty can break encryptions too! Shocked

Run!))))))))))))))

by odo banks Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:05 am

There seems to be a lot of cinnamon in the air... Suspect

Is this how Council Meetings go? half nonsense, and half heavy drinking and rorting at taxpayer expense, and half deliberating whilst protected by encryption spells! Hanky panky ------- hanky-hanky-panky!!! Mad

Democracy, is it? Mad

Actually... Suspect

Well, I guess it is... Shocked

Queen Tinuviel, a decree is needed from you, that being: "Off with their heads!" Extremely Crabbit

by Baingil Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:02 pm

I think I like my head being on my neck, thanks.

by **Orwell** Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:04 am

Even Odo would agre that is the appropriate spot for appropriate people, I'm sure. But what's appropriate? That's the question. scratch

by Tinuviel Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:16 pm

How about this, no more encryptions unless they go through me! Actually, I can already read them, so Nothing can be kept from me!

And Odo, you must have mistook me for the queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland. I do not say "Off with their head!" I say, "Ban the Buckie!" (from that particular person of course, for lack of buckie is a punishment worse than death!)