Happy birthday, Lance!
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Happy birthday, Lance!
by Eldy Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:39 pm
Hope you're having a good one in whatever part of the world your secret agent missions have taken you. 
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by Mrs Figg Sat Aug 17, 2019 4:08 pm
Happy Birthday Lance, wherever you are, and whatever you are doing with big crocodiles. 
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by azriel Sat Aug 17, 2019 4:45 pm
Happy Birthday !! 
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by Lancebloke Sat Aug 17, 2019 8:53 pm
Thanks everyone! I am safely at home today... no secret missions until October!
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by Forest Shepherd Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:06 am
Or that's what the government WANTS us to think!
Happy B-day
Happy B-day
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:30 pm
{{ Dammit! Apologies for the lateness, work and things meant I couldn't get down the NotP presses to make sure those workshy buggers were not being workshy buggers. You know what it's like, won't print a damn thing without some buckie upfront. 
Anyhow, Happy Birthday Lance.
Hope you had a great one resting up with a few cold one after all your adventures. 
}}
Anyhow, Happy Birthday Lance.
Hope you had a great one resting up with a few cold one after all your adventures. }}_________________
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by Lancebloke Sun Aug 18, 2019 10:04 pm
This is what happens when government cuts mean you have to hire teenagers to break in to an office and destroy some hard drives.
I mean... or so I have heard. Not sure who that is on the paper.. must be some other Lance.
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Aug 19, 2019 9:08 am
{{{ Don't think that propaganda vid the Admins office put out is fooling anyone Lance- supposedly you just taking a happy harmless trip as a passenger 
- it didn't even look like you!! Obviously a govenrment double, close but no cigar! - only the NotP have the real palantirazzi pictures 
}}}
- it didn't even look like you!! Obviously a govenrment double, close but no cigar! - only the NotP have the real palantirazzi pictures }}}_________________
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Aug 17, 2020 3:14 pm
{{ Happy birthday Lance! 
Hope your feeling better and that you enjoy your day. ))
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by Mrs Figg Mon Aug 17, 2020 4:39 pm
I hope you are on the mend Lance. Have a happy birthday. 
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by azriel Tue Aug 18, 2020 11:44 am
Hope you have a lovely day !! Happy Birthday.
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by halfwise Tue Aug 18, 2020 11:52 am
How you people find these things is beyond me.
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by Lancebloke Tue Aug 18, 2020 8:10 pm
I miss most of them. Maybe there should be a general birthday sticky thread somewhere?
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by Eldy Sat Aug 22, 2020 7:26 am
Happy belated birthday, Lance!
The search function on this site is mostly useless, but if you put in "birthday" it will give you a list of every thread with "birthday" in the title, arranged in order of when they were most recently posted in.
halfwise wrote:How you people find these things is beyond me.
The search function on this site is mostly useless, but if you put in "birthday" it will give you a list of every thread with "birthday" in the title, arranged in order of when they were most recently posted in.
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by Forest Shepherd Mon Aug 24, 2020 4:09 am
Sorry been away, happy late birthday!
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by halfwise Mon Aug 24, 2020 1:22 pm
Actually I was asking how one sets out to find a cow in a lawn chair with a drink in its hand.
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Aug 24, 2020 3:20 pm
{{ Your definently a city boy Halfy if you think thats a cow! 
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by halfwise Mon Aug 24, 2020 4:39 pm
Yeah, ok. I just remembered black and white and thought cow.
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by azriel Mon Aug 24, 2020 6:30 pm
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by Mrs Figg Tue Aug 25, 2020 12:37 pm
hey when do New Yorkers ever get to see sheep? unles its on a plate. 
unles its on a plate.
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Aug 25, 2020 1:43 pm
{{ Im more worried about what sort of milk he puts on his cornflakes 
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by halfwise Tue Aug 25, 2020 2:04 pm
isn't sheep milk nice and rich?
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Re: Happy birthday, Lance!
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Aug 17, 2021 4:57 pm
{{ Happy Birthday Lance!! Hope you are having a great day of it spying on foreign powers and sipping ribena from a carton with a straw!, shaken not stirred }}
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