Cooking and Other Tips for Petty

{{That sausage roll recipe is a bit too elaborate }}}

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I thought a Jammy Dodger was a biscuit? flipping weird Scotshobbits or what.

Yeah, a Jammy Dodger is a biscuit, comes in a packet, You get them at Tesco, Asda etc, You can get other flavours also now.
I think its cuz the Scots suffer with brain freeze, the further north you go the colder it gets, got to affect something I spose & seeing as the numpty noggins are on full display its the obvious target

{{{I have never heard a jam sandwich referred to as a jammy dodger in my life- jammy dodger is a biscuit- a jam sandwich in Scotland is known as 'a piece' }}

{{Or visit Glasgow's fine chippy's instead where the entertainment comes free }}





{{And dont forget Glasgow's fine public transport system to help you about the city, it too comes with free entertainment}}



{{But if you are really lucky instead you will get a bus of Glasgow pensioners, the best group of people in the world for a good time and a laugh when stuck on a bus}}

Pettytyrant101 wrote:

erm have I ever thought about Irn bru in the context of pork?

answer. NO!! not recently.

Pettytyrant101 wrote:

what he didn't tell you is you need BUPA dental insurance and a pair of pliers for when your jaws are stuck together.

Pettytyrant101 wrote:

He has to be Canadian. poor innocent creature in the big bad world with his floppy hat.

{{Dont knock our fine cuisine Figg until you've tried it! (and its had a fair go at knocking your teeth out!) }}}

I'm sure the Glasgow scenes would all be a lot more entertaining if I could understand more than one word out of three!