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Post by halfwise Mon Oct 05, 2020 9:57 pm

Somehow I missed this. It was the redip that started me laughing.

azriel wrote:https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ozEhEx31SOFXmOk

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Post by azriel Sun Nov 08, 2020 11:45 am

HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL:
1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in
left arm and repeat process.
3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear
paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap.
Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
Cool Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill inside end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10) Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12) Call fire brigade to retrieve the f------ cat from tree across
the road. Apologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
13) Tie the little b**tard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak filet. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the
emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and remove pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
15) Arrange for RSPCA to collect "mutant cat from hell" and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL:
1) Wrap it in cheese.

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Post by azriel Mon Nov 30, 2020 7:33 am


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Post by halfwise Mon Nov 30, 2020 12:31 pm

At least giving a cat a pill easier than giving one a bath.

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Post by azriel Mon Nov 30, 2020 3:27 pm

oh yes ! bathing a cat is the deleted scene from "Saw", ( pick any number, it matters not, the scars still hurt ) Smile

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:41 am

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Post by halfwise Sun Dec 06, 2020 1:37 pm

Laughing

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Post by azriel Mon Dec 07, 2020 1:01 pm

Razz

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Post by chris63 Mon Dec 07, 2020 4:04 pm

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My cat Winston.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Dec 07, 2020 4:14 pm

{{ Either you have an actual cat and a stuffed cat, or your cat is about to be lunch! Shocked }}

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Post by azriel Mon Dec 07, 2020 5:56 pm

You say that Petty but, Ive seen videos of big cats like, cheetahs, & they do get on with our little ones, its like another sense theyve got.


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Post by chris63 Tue Dec 08, 2020 5:35 am

I like my big cat statue. It's funny seeing people jump when they see it for the first time. I still jump myself to be honest 🤣🤣

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Post by chris63 Tue Dec 08, 2020 5:39 am

Oh

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Post by Forest Shepherd Wed Dec 09, 2020 2:58 am

That video is originally from Joe Exotic's youtube account I believe, lol.

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Post by azriel Sat May 21, 2022 10:58 am

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pretty much me at this point !!

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Post by Mrs Figg Sat May 21, 2022 1:14 pm

so true.  Laughing  I crush the pills up and put it in their food.
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Post by halfwise Sat May 21, 2022 1:33 pm

I had a friend who was dog sitting and invited me over to help her feed him a pill. Big, big and very sweet dog. Dog was sitting down, she sat down behind him and wrapped her legs around him - her head was about at his neck. She reached around and grabbed each jaw with a hand and pried them apart. There he was, his head waving back and forth, his tail thumping, and she was holding on for dear life shouting "put the pill in! PUT THE PILL IN!!"

The dog was friendly as ever afterwards.


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Post by azriel Sat May 21, 2022 4:31 pm

Good grief ! Laughing Laughing Laughing Now thats funny !

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Post by azriel Fri Jun 10, 2022 4:11 pm

https://fb.watch/dz6aYbV0hZ/

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