Where's that guy/gal?

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BAINGIL!

{{{{{You see the oddest things when your an illegal alien in Forumshire- I think I just saw Baingil Could've sworn I just her stalking about near Russet Bog near that leaky new hole of Eldo's- but it cant be! Everyone knows she is buried under the shoe mountain behind the Tower of Lore - maybe its a ghost     }}}}}

Baingal!??

I didn't know there was a Bainsignal. Good to have something to pull out when times get desperate. It does feel somewhat like rescue has arrived.

Good to see you old girl! Is that peppermint perfume you're wearing?

so the great white hunt is on, for the once thought extinct, hardly seen & rarely sober Pettius Pisstius Buckiust. A relatively shy creature only coming out in off license hours. Habitats the beer vats of disused breweries, laying its nest on piles of rotting dog ends. The call of the Pettius Pisstius is only heard in the small hours of the morning & sounding much like a sobering up Banshee.

It's the strangest thing, my motion detectors around my hole are all detecting something out there, but I can't seem to find anything when I go out to investigate myself. I'm sure he can't evade the pursuit of our former Tech Admin for long, though.

Well, seeing as you are apparently, according to Odo, in your pyjamas in on of his rent-cheap holes, I'm not sure how much faith we should put in your perception skills.

Hey now, the pajamas are strictly for comfort. I'm capable of doing many things in pajamas.

Yeah, you're not a Howard Hughes-like character at all.

That, as a law student, is not meant to cast any personal asperions, I hasten to add.

I'll have you know I took my first shower in two weeks last night. I am so on top of things it's not even funny.

Haha. That bad, eh?

Hey, halfwise!  No, it's not perfume - *crash* - it's definitely - *bang* - an encryption.  See this flashing red light?  That means - *kaboom*

... Sorry about the wall, Eldo!  I'll pay for it.  Anyway, that means somebody's using an encryption around here.  A little jittery though.  And good to see you too, by the way!  Now if I can just get this thing working without it - *snap, crackle, pop* - doing that, I'll be able to take it on field tests.  Smells like the test subject isn't that far away, either.  

(And hello, Amarie!   )

Feeling like old times around here.

Honestly I find this hole a lot airier and more pleasant without that wall. Dunno if Odo will agree, though.

I've been using the palantir here to scan the area, and even though it can't penetrate encryption brackets on its own, running a cross-analysis on the results using data from the last Lore survey of Forumshire will reveal irregularities that may be a result of space-time distortion. That can at least clue us in if he starts to make a run for it. Though knowing the subject, I can't imagine he wants to get too close to Dave's farm at a time like this.

halfwise wrote:Feeling like old times around here.

GB might be too busy with his erotic fanfiction, but my old-timer outreach program was not totally in vain.

Eldorion wrote: I can't imagine he wants to get too close to Dave's farm at a time like this.

You'll know if anybody comes anywhere near my fields.

Russet Bog ? We're neighbours Im at the super squishy end, no discount in rent for me as Odo says its really high class fertiliser even tho nothing grows in it, {{{ except the odd Bog Monster }}}
Ive consulted my runes & connected with the powers of tree,leaf, bird & water & Im feeling something ?? ( get down Simi !)......( must get that dog to the vet ! ).....

Someone really should write the Cerative Corner story of Eldo as the Howard Hughes-esque character in his pyjamas and nightgown (I picture him a kind of Arthur Dent looking character) in his low rent hole in Rushock Bog with one of the walls blown out.

I would, but I really don't have the time.

I've been a member of this forum for over 2 years, and due to to steering clear of creative corner and forum politics..I still have no idea what you guys are talking about sometimes.

peppermint?

What we need is.................. a witch doctor

@Blue, I'm glad to see the beginnings of such a tale over there.

malickfan wrote:I've been a member of this forum for over 2 years, and due to to steering clear of creative corner and forum politics..I still have no idea what you guys are talking about sometimes.

peppermint?

Aww, you're missing out, Malick. There's a whole world hidden behind the forum. The smell of peppermint is one of the only indicators that someone is using encryption brackets {{{these things}}}, unless you are the intended recipient of the message or can break them somehow.

You're not alone Malick.

http://www.hobbitmovieforum.com/t776p1020-things-that-are-making-you-crabbit-4

Start at the bottom of the page.

Shout out on behalf of Mrs Figg Since she seems to miss him ?
Where's Yooper ?
I see he has a birthday ?

where is Yooper?

Sinister71, RA and Tin haven't dropped in for a while...