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Post by Orwell on Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:31 am

I've always thought of cranberries as delicious and good for the figure. I imagine wonderful flowery cranberry shrubs sprawling in their bogs, soaking up the sunshine, transmogrifying into delicious cranberries.. aaaaahhh.... dream dream dream... such happy dreams....  

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:44 am

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Post by azriel on Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:05 am

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Post by Ringdrotten on Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:25 pm

Point taken, my good Orwell, and I will heed your sound councel Nod

You are the nicest thing I know
You are the nicest thing in the world
You are like the stars
Like the winds
Like the birds
Like the flowers
You are a cranberry


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:58 pm

Im moved Ringo, genuinely moved....to another thread!  Very Happy  drunken 

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Post by Radaghast on Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:01 pm

I thought this was going to be about the Irish band...

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Post by Gandalf's Goatee on Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:27 pm

I don't know if that was Ringo channeling or a genuine poem. That's what cranberries do though, make you unsure about certain aspects of existence in a non-hallucinatory drug way.   Wink

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:38 pm

And here I was thinking they just made it easier to move your bowels!  Shocked 

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Post by azriel on Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:48 pm

And ease cystitis  Nod

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Post by Ringdrotten on Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:10 pm

I'm afraid I was channeling - some Fjordians might know whom Smile

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:56 pm

Got to be careful there Ringdrotten, I hear Channeling is infectious  Nod 

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Post by Ringdrotten on Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:03 am

Hmm, yes, it might be dangerous pale

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Post by Ringdrotten on Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:17 am

I once met an aussie jester
He went by the name of Banks
He liked all men to pester
Nomatter how long their shanks
With poems that did fester
In their minds like Sherman tanks


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Post by Ringdrotten on Thu Feb 06, 2014 12:25 am

{{{{ Bear in mind, dear Wisey, I'm as fond as I ever was of your poems, it just seems some vicious infection has taken hold of a relative of mine Shocked }}}}

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Post by Hillbilly on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:04 am

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Native to North America, undeniably likeable even if you don't care for their taste, eliminates competing weeds by gradually shading them out.


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Post by Hillbilly on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:06 am

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Native to North America, undeniably likeable even if you don't like his music, eliminates weeds by drying, crushing, rolling and smoking them one by one.


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Post by Wisey Banks on Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:42 am

forsooth,
forsighed,
forseed,
Oh to be - or not to be - as lonely as a cranberry;
As in the sky
All puffy and white
Sometimes grey...
Oh a cranberry is not a cloud --
My eyes are welled...


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