The 2013 Forumshire Awards

Dave you're squeezin that chicken too hard, you'll knock the stuffing out

I beg your pardon Figgs   
OH ! you meant the bird ! phew !

Hm, what has this got to do with the awards?   

At least all the long underwear talk had it's basis in Davids awards outfit..

i want long underwear


proper LANGUNDERBOKSA!

You must be able to get them up there, Norc! You Fjordlanders make some of the nicest mittens in the world. Surely you aren't skimping on the longies?!?

i dunno  i don't think we have those one-piece things.. in cotton...

Just to let you know, that unreliable Scotshobbit (I'm reliably informed) has gone off for some kind of film shoot or similar, but he hasn't forwarded me the awards results. I guess he'll send 'em when he gets back.   

{{{Odo willl be annoyed at this further delay having prepared an acceptance speech for every award - he trusts he'll win most if not all of 'em.   }}}

 

That looks cosy    There was a spate here when just about everyone wore "onsies". Supermarkets have now banned people coming into their shops who are wearing these ! So has my local shopping center. I personally dont see the harm in wearing them if weather is extreme ? good for children & good, I would have thought, for OAPs ? especially as fuel bills have risen so high ! The only awkward thing about them is, when you need the ladies room.

yeah I saw that on tv, the people were walking around with leopard print onesies with ears     


will we EVER get the Awards?????   

Am I wrong, or has the term "onesie" come to mean more than pajamas?  

For example, this hasn't become a onesie yet, has it?  

I think 'onsies' have to look cuddly, Dave.

I believe that guy would punch anyone hard in the face who tried to call his outfit a "Onesie"

Amarië wrote:

 

weell hello there

i did wear a stitch onsie though

but they don't have that flap that david talked about.. and it was all fleece... so really warm and not very practical

So are we still holding awards then?     

I don't think we are.

 

Then again, some of the categories (Most Crabbit, worst fight scene in DOS for instance) would probably be very hard to to choose a winner in...

I would have thought Petty would be all for it, decent excuse to get the good buckie out...

no awards

But Ive chosen my dress   .......lots of them  

My dress has like totally gone out of fashion now.   Good news is, it's about to be retro cool so I'm still hopeful!

Petty may be feeling dumped on right now. Send him love.   

can't we just... idk... highjack the awards?

Someone would have to break into Petty's sporran to get the results... But someone could perhaps host a pre dress rehearsal party?

The last we heard from Orwell and Petty the thing was still going ahead, but that it might take some time.   

So I assume it's still going ahead at some point. At least until we are told something different.

So no need to take any sorrows in advance, to use a fjordlandian proverb.