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Post by Ally Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:30 pm

Rolling Eyes Right we're going to have to kidnap Orwell now, great.

Let's brainstorm how we kidnap Orwell...you start. Rolling Eyes

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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:06 pm

you could make a wooden kangaroo and wheel it into his garden saying its a gift. Ozzies never look a gift kanga in the mouth, they shoot them and then eat them. Then in the middle of the night after he has eaten his fill of bar-B-Q and is dozing in a hammock you can climb out and do things. kidnap or whatever. Rolling Eyes
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Post by Norc Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:29 pm

wow, great plan! maybe we can do the same with Bella only using dark chocolate and some ... sleeping thing?
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:39 pm

Not that I have experience in organising Forumshire criminal activities but if you wish to avoid Mirabella and the Sherriffs department may I suggest encrypting your plans or this may the shortest kidnap attempt in Forumshire history.

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Post by Norc Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:47 pm

I dunno where the encryption button?
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:50 pm

{{{Right here Norc}}}

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Post by Mrs Figg Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:07 pm

(((I think it may work after all Orwell knows nothing about Greek history, he is obsessed with ancient Egyptian kidnappings like the time Julius Caesar kidnapped Cleopatras sacred pussy))))
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Post by Norc Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:27 am

and they had a baby according to Asterix.
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Post by Ally Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:48 am

I think we'll call that a day on the kidnapping front... Rolling Eyes We'll resume on the morn, after I read up on this whole Kirsten Stewart thing

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Post by Eldorion Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:12 am

I'm still unconvinced that KStew and RPattz (who comes with these nicknames? seriously? Laughing) were a real couple outside of the Twilight PR campaign, but I haven't paid enough attention to have an informed opinion. I get most of my celebrity gossip from the front covers of tabloids as I pass them at the supermarket checkout. I still love that Rob actually said he's "allergic to vagina" though. Very Happy
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Post by Norc Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:19 am

wooot! he said what?? Shocked
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Post by Eldorion Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:24 am

RPattz gave an interview to Details magazine a couple of years ago in which he posed with a bunch of naked and almost-naked female models and in the profile accompanying the piece he said this:

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Robert Pattinson wrote:I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.

http://gawker.com/5471506/can-robert-pattinson-actually-have-a-vagina-allergy

Gawker wrote:But actually, Robert Pattenson isn't allergic to vaginas, or ladyparts, or whatever, and the rest of the interview makes him out to be a pretty smart guy, which is aside from saying that men who are afraid of vaginas or "allergic" to them or say they have any kind of unique relationship with their own biology and foreign vaginae are

(A) 12,
(B) Kind of a misogynist,
(C) Basically right in line with the rest of Details' homoerotic (but totally straight) readership of insecure metrosexual narcissists,
(D) Idiots,
(E) Lying, or Lying to get out of the end of a really, really bad date or
(F) All of the above.

The correct answer, by the way, is (F). And now you know.

Ladies (and gay gentlemen), the male heartthrob of this generation. lol!
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Post by Norc Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:31 am

yeah, that made perfectly sense. Razz
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:33 am

(A) 12,
(B) Kind of a misogynist,
(C) Basically right in line with the rest of Details' homoerotic (but totally straight) readership of insecure metrosexual narcissists,
(D) Idiots,
(E) Lying, or Lying to get out of the end of a really, really bad date or
(F) All of the above.

they missed out (G)- having to be inches away from a bunch of strange ones for hours on end under very hot studio lights! silent

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Post by Eldorion Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:34 am

There's a whole hidden universe of lulziness behind the Twilight saga if you look deep enough. The latest scandal (Kristin Stewart "cheating" on Rob with the director of Snow White and the Huntsman) is just the latest installment in it. Laughing

Part of me does feel bad for laughing at celebrities' private lives but ... I dunno. Razz
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Post by Orwell Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:00 am

Laughing Pathetic all round! Laughing You guys have the attention spans of newts! Laughing (Meaning no disrespect to newts! Laughing )

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Post by Ally Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:11 am

So I was reading Glamour and apparently Bob Dylan is releasing a new album soon







But in a way, she cheated on all of us. In a more logical way, she didn't. What am I saying here? I have no idea.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:19 pm

Reading this thread is like taking magic mushrooms- you know stuff happens but you're never quite certain exactly what!

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Post by Mrs Figg Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:46 pm

I think he wanted to cultivate the eccentric floppy haired English posh guy persona, who are normally camp as Scouts, like Hugh Grant and Rupert Everett. His agent probably told him to beef up the luvvy so he can get more Hollywood parts.
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Post by Eldorion Thu Jul 26, 2012 6:03 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Reading this thread is like taking magic mushrooms- you know stuff happens but you're never quite certain exactly what!

Isn't that what all of Forumshire is like? cheers
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jul 26, 2012 6:13 pm

Good point Eldo! {{But shouldnt you be writing up your Who review by now Suspect We're all waiting}}}

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Post by Eldorion Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:10 pm

It's not evening here yet and the time zones had slipped my mind, but I'll get on it. I should have time to watch at least the first part this afternoon and the second one later. Smile
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:12 pm

In the words of the Gaffer Eldo- "Can't say fairer than that"

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Post by odo banks Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:58 pm

Oh I get it now... this is all pure "Irish"... Very Happy

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Post by Norc Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:01 am

irish accents.... *u*
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