The Needlehole Mysteries [2]

Norc wrote:aidan turner is ringo.'

Spoiler:

Third image must be after a breakfast with the ambassador.

oh yeah, pure entertainment...

Playing the game

am i next?

ok... though i might change the point of view though

oh, and who's jobs are next? we had a list right?

currently uploading lot of fanart.. not lots but still.. sorry Ringdrotten, i like drawing Ringo.

can someone put part 13 into the table of context? here somewhere http://www.hobbitmovieforum.com/t602p210-the-needlehole-mysteries-2-it-s-on-like-sauron

also... im gonna write something..

Norc wrote:currently uploading lot of fanart.. not lots but still.. sorry Ringdrotten, i like drawing Ringo.

I'm working out like crazy these days, just so I can live up to those drawings

good, good

here: http://nimrail.deviantart.com/art/Glam-military-dude-362122627?q=gallery%3Animrail&qo=2

Wait! Looking at the first page of this thread, the table of contents seem to be attributed to ME. How did that happen?

halfwise wrote:Table of Contents

The Mystery of the Coal Scuttle

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8

The Mystery of Mister Figg

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10

The Treason of Forumshire

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

Specials (non-canon)

Nora's Birthday Surprise

Fan fiction (very non-canon) (by Amarië and Norc)

Fjordian Fest (all in one)

Work-a-hobbit Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12


DISCLAIMER: These stories are not intended to be entirely serious. The characters within are mostly inspired by various characters of a different sort who post on this forum. However, they have all been altered to varying degrees. As such, nothing said about the characters should be taken to reflect on their inspirations seriously. Thank you.


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I'm kinda glad you didn't leave a pair of my knickers lying around....

I'm kinda glad you didn't leave a pair of my knickers lying around....

(the thread split)

ugh... i was gonna write today... :/

hi. just keeping the ship floating.

- Before you go in, remember that this is the true center of mrs Figg’s establishment and only grade 5 wranglers and above are allowed in here. I only know about this because I made a wrong turn one day… and then I saw something and got curious… And then I got yelled at... Anyhow. Here Eldo, this is as close to the ocean you’ll get without actually swimming in it.

Eldo pushed to door opened and gasped.



"NORA?!"
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For what seemed like for ever they stood there, speechless, staring at each other.
“I- I-“ Nora started. She was standing in the middle of the room in her underwear, her eyes wide in amazement.
“YOU HERE!!!!!!!” exclaimed Ringo. “What the fuck?!” He lifted his finger and pointed at here “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!”
Eldo, who with sudden embarrassment understood what kind of situation they were in, grabbed the nearest loose cloth he could find (a fallen-down curtain) and tried handing it to Nora (he would take of his jacket, but as he wasn’t wearing any and didn’t want to remove what little he had on, not that it would help in any way, he went for the curtain). Nora just ignored it, crossed her arms and said with narrowed eyes.
“What are you two doing here?”
“we…eh.. we..erm.. uh…erm.. we.. we just … that.. you know.. well.. we were” Eldo stammered and gesticulated, his face the colour of china’s flag.
“Eel wrangling, what else” Ringo interrupted, making matters only worse for poor Eldo. Ringo had somewhat more training with stressful and awkward situations than him.
“but you?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!”
“I don’t think that you are in any position to ask question, sergeant.” Nora said and took a few steps towards them, the look upon her face was stone hard, no expression.
“Didn’t I clearly say not to come here, detective inspector?” She gave them both a piercing look. Ringo was stunned..
“did you just pull a rank on me?” he said shocked. They stared at each other.
“so, I do outrank you, don’t I sergeant” Nora answered, not even blinking. Her face was unreadable.
“I thought..nevermind” He backed up. “C’mon Eldo. We’re off.” He turned and walked away as controlled as he could before he did anything stupid. He was so angry. Why did this piss him off so much, he was a military man, used to shit like this.
“ELDO! Get your ass over here!” He took him by the collar and pushed him in front of him and out.

Norc wrote:- Before you go in, remember that this is the true center of mrs Figg’s establishment and only grade 5 wranglers and above are allowed in here. I only know about this because I made a wrong turn one day… and then I saw something and got curious… And then I got yelled at... Anyhow. Here Eldo, this is as close to the ocean you’ll get without actually swimming in it.

Eldo pushed to door opened and gasped.



"NORA?!"

I threw my head back and laughed like a loon. XD

(As for jobs, we still have towel boy at Ally's esoteric... something. )

“What are you two doing here?”
“we…eh.. we..erm.. uh…erm.. we.. we just … that.. you know.. well.. we were” Eldo stammered and gesticulated, his face the colour of china’s flag.

it was the redest thing i could think of

btw, Amarië, your turn i made some drama ^^

okay, i've added an illustration, the plan was to do something more intriquate, with like a comic sort of thing, but naah... i had homework and i just .. blargh.

Brilliant!

:3

(btw, the two last parts need to be put into the table of context before they are "lost" forever)

Added them to the first page of this thread.

Love how the thread starts with Halfie's knickers. So forumshire.

i know.. so this thread too

- You said she was making dinner!
- She said she had a spa date first! Some female networking thing. This is the last place in Middle Earth I thought she'd be!
- Spa? What's that?

A venomous “ahem” behind them made them turn around and stood face to face with mrs Figg. She had changed from her previous work wear to an eel skin bathing suit with a silk bathrobe loosely tied around her waist. Looking fabulous as usual.

- Wednesdays are ladies night. Cute attire and rumors aside, you two don't pass as girls. Get. Out. Of. Here.

Ringo looked rather miffed. Not only because his plan had gone terribly wrong, but because he knew this was a deal breaker. Page 3 of the contract. Very large letters. And he who had just started to get the hang of things.

Eldo muttered an apology and grabbed Ringo's shirt and Ringo did the only sensible thing.
He yanked out of the grasp, put on the saddest puppy eyes the world had ever seen (one must, of course, take into consideration that youtube, Disney and Japanese animation hadn't reached the Shire yet.).

- I am so sorry, mrs Figg. I just wanted to show Eldo the holding tanks. We didn't know there'd be girls there.

Julia smirked.
- That usually works for you, I imagine?

Ringo nodded, the pout making making way for a boyish grin.
- Absolutely! Also I was hoping you would put the blame on me and not him.

Julia laughed and waved them off.

...

- All the girls in Needlehole are nuts. Nuts! hissed Eldo when they felt they were at a safe(r) distance.
- In my defense though, I did mean well! Oi! No hitting!

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- All the lads in Needlehole are NUTS! exclaimed Nora.

Amarie laughed and Julia nodded knowingly.

this just gets better and better now i wanna draw puppy-eyed Ringo and Eldo being all embarrased and awkward

Cute attire and rumors aside, you two don't pass as girls.

btw... this kinda needs to happen.. like.. {{{{{draaaag!}}}}}}